The symphony of a despaired soul could only serve as a contour to the splashing noise of water spilling everywhere.

Waves of warm water were produced the moment a heavy object impacted what appeared to be a dense volume of water, except that... this water was a little dense.

I didn't want to believe it, this water was dense and also... tasty, but I didn't have the time to think about that, I swam up far and far... to reach the surface, my super strength worked wonders in doing so but once again I felt this water to be more like wet sand than water.

'Please no, not that! not when I finally have a great life!'

I reached the surface, squeezing my face through the dense layer to take a good wisp of oxygen.

"HAA!"

I Inhaled a delightful wisp of oxygen that filled my lungs and returned clarity to my mind... it took several seconds before my nocturnal eyes focused on this scenario, an entirely dark room composed merely of this blue shining water. There was nothing else here except... one thing, some light.

"No... I got isekaid... no, please no..." Anything but that, I didn't want it... I had everything I could have wished for, from a loser to a winner 'Yet why am I being isekaid!?'

In this endless darkness, aside from the shining water I only saw a wisp of light in the distance and I followed it... the only reason I was taking this in such a realistic manner, was because I was already a bloody vampire... my sense of reality got screwed back then. In fact, I had been expecting to meet other vampires and werewolves in Manhattan at some point, but it never happened.

'What am I going to do now? if this is really like those books... but... this could also be the Styx river... am I in hell? did I really die?' I thought in despair, my mind working at the speed of light, what was I going to do? everything was going so perfectly, my main concern was Ana, my beautiful Ana, what if I disappeared suddenly? she was already thinking about divorcing, she was already thinking about life together, for me to suddenly disappear?!

And then... Barbara, she too was looking forward to me impressing her parents so that she could release herself from her shackles, my parents, the dojo...

Would they think I abandoned them and left? what's worse is that I never planned any backup... I never left any money or letters for them in case of an inconvenience, I'm immortal... I didn't think this was going to happen!

'No, no... I have to go back!' I kept swimming towards that faraway light, there was nowhere else to go in this void sea.

The only reason I was convinced that it had been the infamous truck-kun, was because another truck wouldn't have destroyed my body the way that thing did... that wasn't a truck, that was a damn commercial aeroplane crashing against me head-on. Even my vampire body had limits.

In order to cause that much damage that truck would need to be going at least twenty times faster.

"If this is really like those novels, I need to find whoever or whatever summoned me... or perhaps it was just a coincidence and truck-kun was pissed off? it can't be..." My thoughts were wandering between ridiculousness and insanity.

Following the light trail for an unknown period of time, I eventually came across the edge of this massive 'sea'... better said, I stopped, close enough to reach it yet witnessing someone.

And there, sitting regally with her arms lazily on the edge, was a woman, half of her body was inside the water, but I could see her legs crossing one above the other, a lady with class.

Mind you, she wasn't a normal lady... I noticed it straight away, two things... first, she was looking at me with a visage that said 'I'll slaughter you...' and second...

'That woman has horns…' A pair of crimson horns were popping up from her lustrous silver hair, I had never seen anyone with silver hair before, as for red horns... only fake ones.

Her eyes were also crimson red. Upon noticing her I immediately stopped my swimming, we were far away but due to my enhanced vision, I could see her, around a hundred metres distance, from what I considered a 'safe' place.

"Hello?" I asked, hoping to have a normal conversation.

"…" She didn't answer.

With that kind of gaze she was throwing my way, there was no way I would get closer, this is a demoness… and her gaze is screaming murder, but if she didn't answer what else could I do? the light was behind her.

'How do I even address a demoness?' I thought, feeling troubled, they're supposed to be evil creatures, perhaps I already died and I don't even know.

"My lady… could you explain to me what's happening?" With not many options I decided to go on with my parents' teachings and be polite to everyone.

"…"

The woman wasn't saying anything!

'She's beautiful though… perhaps I should get closer… she can't hear me and that's why she's not answering.'

I swam closer until the distance separating us was merely a few dozen metres, the place became slightly less fussy and I saw that there was a gigantic gate behind her where the light was coming from, it seemed that they were two gates and they weren't fully closed, hence why I could see light from the other side.

The entrance was so big that I was convinced that it was the gate to enter a big building, I believed this was the wilderness, just at night.

"Hello?" I asked again, this time closer, there is no way she can't hear me.

The woman kept her gaze straight forward, not budging, not even blinking... at this point, I even wondered if she was looking at me.

Then I heard it and everything began to make sense.

*Snore!*

!!!

"I-It can't be…" the desire to facepalm was immensurable. I ended up approaching all the way until my feet touched the bottom of this lake, smooth floor... and there she was... this breathtaking demoness, more beautiful than anyone he had seen in his entire life, her body was literally 'sinful'.

'Succubus?' I wondered.

She had long silver hair, breasts so big… they were so big yet they were beneath the water disallowing me from seeing the entire package, yet what I was able to see was already enough to begin producing a reaction, but... I held it back, this isn't the time Dick Dickens.

As expected her gaze was still straightforward, she hadn't been staring at me the whole time.

She's sleeping, with her eyes wide open and sitting like this... I had never seen anybody sleep in such an uncomfortable position before.

I heard yet another snore coming from her and upon waving my hand to her face, she didn't react.

"How can someone fall asleep like this!?" her eyes were wide open, she was breathing and even snoring, but my movements weren't affecting her at all, 'should I wake her up? but what if she gets pissed?'

I wondered before my eyes went wide open instead, my senses suddenly screamed to me but I didn't understand, this was... a threat.

*WHOOSHH!!*

A gust of wind suddenly rocketed the entire area, I imagined it to be merely a gust of wind... instinctively, due to the threat, I moved several steps away from the demoness, however, little did I know, the threat wasn't coming from her... as always it was coming from above.

"Who are you?" A rather delightful voice said, it sounded like a mature lady speaking right to my ear seductively.

!!!

I immediately looked at the lady, thinking the beautiful voice I just heard was hers.

"Hi, my name is Daniel and… I don't know what's happening…" Introducing myself was a priority.

"You're a human? male… and naked even? naughty little human~ I will just say this once..." The voice said, but I didn't see the beauty's lips move even once.

What I felt though, was those gusts of wind that for some reason smelt nice.

"…"

"Get away from my master's body or perish." As if the day and night the voice changed from seductive to threatening and once again my senses were screaming, I turned around to look for the threat, and... that's when I saw her for the first time.

"Above~"

"…"

When I looked above, what I saw was... the gargantuan golden head of a fox with red shining lines… squeezing through the darkness, I could see her neck disappear in the darkness and her golden eye alone... her eye alone was already bigger than my entire body!

"…" I was out of words -awestruck, surprised... any single synonym you can think of- by her existence.

"Piss yourself yet?~" She said suddenly with that seductive smirk, and I was sure it was her because her big mouth moved, showing me those threatening fangs, yes, that had been the threat, a gust of red flame squeezed out of her mouth when she spoke, like a volcano about to erupt.

"Y-You're a Fox…" I said as if both of us didn't know that already.

"Aren't you scared?" She asked, tilting her head in confusion, apparently, the normal reaction was to be scared.

But that wasn't the case with me, the feeling of fear had disappeared from me a while ago... I was awed... such a massive existence right in front of me, gulping slightly I decided to tell her honestly.

"Why would I? You're cute."

"You think I'm cute? I could eat you right now." She said, there was a discordance in her words, how could I feel seduced by words that threatened my life? she was indeed cute... like a baby girl struggling to appear intimidating.

However, when she mentioned eating, that was when I got scared, but not for the reasons she expected, you see... I'm quite knowledgeable in all of this 'eating' procedure and yadda yadda.

"No please… if you eat me… then you're going to shit me and I don't want to go through that if possible!" I screamed my lungs out and begged.

The fox was momentarily silent, looking at me with a weird expression, she thought she misheard.

"Sorry… w-what did you say?" The Golden Fox asked in disbelief.

"I say that I don't want to become shit!" I could already imagine my immortal body... 'Eww!'