"Just so you know this will be graded and added to your total grades. So do well!!"

The well built teacher who was sitting with his eyes locked on his tablet said after taking his eyes off the screen to look at us.

What the what!! You have got to be kidding me. Some of the students let out gasps, some shocked and others in excitement; others clench their pens and reaffirm with confidence oozing out of them to do their best. This is torture. Not a hint so we prepare and we this!

The teacher wears a spine-chilling smile when his eyes locked onto me from the other two. Clearly he's doing this out of spite. I don't blame him we are the average in the class, never trying to seek higher.

I scan the place and end up locking sights on Orino. She's also looking at me, seems like she was waiting on me to look her way. She has a wicked smile on face before she sticks her tongue out at me then quickly turned away. Did she just… she's teasing me!

Crap I'm going to fail this test, I just know it.

…

After first period, the brutal, brain melting test, we had nothing much to do except self study since the teacher that normally did the teaching is on maternity leave for a couple of weeks now—they said she'd be away for a few months. We haven't gotten a replacement yet.

"First thing in the morning a test?"

"Butou-sensei sure knows how to make the morning terrible…"

Yep the man who gave us that mind baffling test is Akihito Butou-sensei. He's difficult to handle. I guess we can boil his behaviour down to tough love, I guess.

"At least we did get this free period after him so no biggie. We get to relax a bit, right?"

"Totally."

Back on the matter about the teacher on leave… I sure do miss her—her fan bags I mean. Those nice big, beautiful milkers on her chest. Just from looking at it I could just imagine it's feel in my hand. Considering how many female teachers we have in the school—not many—all top notch in beauty and goods she totally has number one spot.

[Why did she have to be married? Why did I have to be a student? Why am I an all bark and no bite perv!? No fair!]

Since no one came in to take her place the boys surrounded me again, this time along with their bags so we can have the trade off… And well the usual complaints carrying in their whisper.

"I wonder how he is at home."

"Nasty I bet."

"Orino-san sure has a tough time at home."

"Weirdos…"

And other things like that.

As far as I'm concerned I don't do much when it comes to been a perv. I'm basically a coward when it comes to those things so why? Give me some little credit, will you! I don't go about looking up people skirt; peeping in the girls locker room, bathroom or any of those sorts… maybe ogling them, yea sure, but who doesn't? I understand the fact that as long as I'm with these losers I'm classified as one of them. These guys maybe losers but they have been with me since I got into this school and they shared my passion, and I, theirs. So I don't mind at all…

[Wait, I just realize something. I'm the worst loser of them all. I'm a coward who doesn't have the guts to do perverted no matter how bad I wanted to… So pathetic. How can I call myself a man?]

I've got to find a way to overcome that and the fastest way is to stick with my friends. Eventually I'll get to do the deed and be a first rate pervert and man.

After the third period break came and well…

"Thanks for the food mom…"

I'm sharing my bento with the boys. It's something I do before we head down to the cafeteria to totally fill up our bellies whiles enjoying the view of the passing girls.

"You're moms food sure is the best."

"What man doesn't love a woman who cooks." Tsukamoto said with passion, squirming—I can only imagine what is going through through his head—No! Definitely not!.

"You lucky bro… You got a hot mom at home to cook for you and a cute sister. I'm so freaking jealous!"

Mizuno took a bite saying that while savoring the food and letting loose a flood of tears down his cheeks… I take pride in my family but this is too much.

"Would you cut that out. You think she's cute why don't you go ask her out and quit trying to tell me to indirectly to help you out. You got balls, so be a man!"

"You're such a killjoy. If I had a chance you think I'd be constantly whining about it."

"You saying it as if she's just another average girl."

Rei retorted.

In my eyes she totally is just a normal little sister no matter how she looks or changes she'd be cute and yet still average to me.

"That's cos she totally is… At least in my eyes. It's a fact that she has grown but she still is my little sister."

"Speaking of asking her out. How about you invite us over. Been a while since we hanged out at your place. Totally a place for me and Orino to hang out, right?"

"Yea, great idea. What do you say?"

"Yea sure I'll think about it. I'll get back to you on the time."

"For sure. We gonna have some P.P. time. Will your mom be home?"

Tsukamoto asked excitedly.

I just hope it's my imagination but every time mom's brought up something changes in him. He doesn't seem to let go of the chance to talk about her. Now that I think about it every time he comes over to my places he always glancing over at her. I just realized that he always makes an effort to come when she is home. When she isn't he just seemed dull some how.

He's definitely into matured women. Or maybe just milfs? I know little of his preferences with what we got going with us four, indulging in what the other two propose and then some. You got to respect a man and his 'likes'—I can't say I don't like them too, I mean have you seen them, the racks, the hot bods, their countenance; goodness, just thinking about the domineering matured character types and all that she could do to me, I might just be into S&M—but for Christ's sakes that woman he's eying, is my mother!

I can't get into what he fantasizes about in his mind. I don't care because that's his personal space where he can dream of the possibilities which will never happen but at least have some self-respect dude! Try not being so obvious in front of her son.

Now, I just realized, there is a chance mom is aware of this. I mean all the boys ogle at both her and Orino but Tsukamoto's doesn't wander off her one bit. There's always this redness on his face when he is around her. I might go far as to say he's in love with mom. Mom on the other hand always has this matured smile on her face when they come around, even more so when Tsukamoto tries act cool and matured to make small talks with her when he finds the opportunity. She just replies maturely, keeping up her smile. I'm pretty sure the old man is well aware of this as well but I doubt it bother him. I'm sure he'd be like:

[Of course he'd fall in love with her. Your mother is the most beautiful creature in the entire world. I take pride when they admire her even more so that I have won the battle and they will never get her. Ha ha ha.]

If that's the case old man leave the perving to us boys!

At the moment we are heading for the cafeteria to complete out food ritual.

"I sure do miss seeing Yamato-sensei's jugs."

I say changing the topic interlocking my fingers behind my back. I really don't want to have to listen to the remarks and squirms Tsukamoto does when my mother is been mentioned. Orino's as well. Hmm, I wonder… Does this count as Siscon and Momcon as well?

"For sure. When they'd say she returning?"

"A couple of months."

"Alright can't wait to stare at the hot babe who is our teacher."

I say in excitement. I'm totally happy that she'll be back so I can continue observing her knockers.

"I'm pretty sure those things would get bigger cos of the baby?"

That's my analysis. True that is a fact. I pray so because it's going to have more weight and round. God I want to see it even more, now.

"Totally. I wish I was her baby then I'd be milking those milkers like crazy ,everyday."

"I feel ya."

I whole heartedly agree with him. What I wouldn't give to be in her baby's place.