My God-Tier Slacker System Is Out Of Control
"I just wanted to lay in bed and become a professional freeloader. Why the hell did you guys make me a Global Overlord?!"
Doni Kusuma (25) has one noble life goal: to avoid corporate work for the rest of his life. To escape his mother's endless nagging, he attends a job interview at an elite tech company with the 100% intention of failing miserably.
But the universe has a cruel sense of humor. The moment he activates the [God-Tier Slacker System], every attempt at sabotage, laziness, and clumsiness triggers god-level coincidences!
Sleeping on purpose during a crucial boardroom meeting? His snoring accidentally hacks a deadly malware and saves the company! Swabbing a banana for a high-tech DNA test? He accidentally creates the medical breakthrough of the century!
The harder Doni tries to get fired, the more he is hailed as an unparalleled genius, a billionaire, and a corporate savior. Now, with a fierce efficiency consultant constantly breathing down his neck, and an underground syndicate of assassins convinced he's the world's most dangerous Mastermind, can Doni ever achieve his ultimate dream of just taking a nap?
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Chapter: Chapter 188 : The Ashes of Northern HQ"Cough it out, Miller! Breathe!" Kaelen barked, pulling the old man up through a mound of steaming black rubble.Professor Miller doubled over on the cracked concrete, coughing violently as dark grey dust filled his lungs. He wiped his mouth with a trembling hand, his eyes wide as he looked around at the destroyed courtyard. "Did... did the blast push us up?""It blew a hole straight through three miles of rock and steel," Elizabeth Vance said, pulling herself out of the smoking crater behind them. Her silver hair was covered in black soot, and she held her side tightly. "We are inside the outer perimeter of the Northern Military Headquarters."Heavy red emergency alarms blared from four massive iron watchtowers surrounding the courtyard. Bright searchlights cut through the thick black smoke, locking their beams directly onto the center of the crater.In the middle of the smoking rubble, Doni knelt on the concrete.His hybrid armor was cracked open, black smoke rising from his bare sh
Last Updated: 2026-08-26
Chapter: Chapter 187 : The False Anchor"Watch your footing!" Kaelen barked, his voice echoing off the damp, rust covered walls as he hit the bottom iron grating with a heavy metallic thud."Is everyone down?" Dona asked immediately, landing light on her feet right beside Doni. She kept one hand on her side, pressing against her cracked ribs, but her eyes never left Doni's face.Professor Miller dropped down next, stumbling forward into Kaelen's arms before he could fall face-first onto the wet steel floor. Elizabeth Vance came down last, landing quietly with a sharp hiss of pain as her injured leg gave out beneath her weight."We are three miles beneath the harbor basin," Elizabeth said, pulling herself up against a thick copper conduit pipe. "This pipe leads straight to the secondary core facility. Keep your voices down. The acoustics in these tunnels will carry sound for half a mile."Doni stood in the center of the dark tunnel, his right eye glowing with a calm gold light while his left eye remained solid pitch black. S
Last Updated: 2026-08-24
Chapter: Chapter 186 : Blood & Gold"Hold still, you idiot!" Dona screamed, her teeth sinking deep into the bare skin of his neck.Doni roared in pain, his body twitching violently as Dona locked her jaws tight right above his iron collarplate.A surge of bright gold energy exploded from Dona's neck, traveling straight into Doni's blood vessels. The gold light ran down his chest, mixing directly with the black abyssal liquid leaking from his core housing.Doni's right hand slammed against the concrete floor, his fingers digging three inches deep into the solid stone. His teeth ground together so hard a line of red blood dripped from his bottom lip.[CORE TRANSFER INITIATED] [STABILITY: 15%... 28%... 45%...] [ORGAN FAILURE CANCELLED]"It's working!" Professor Miller shouted, holding his cracked diagnostic pad with both hands. "Her core frequency is locking his physical body to the local earth anchor!"The massive skull of the eighty foot Abyssal Executor swung down through the dark red sky. Its remaining half scythe cr
Last Updated: 2026-08-23
Chapter: Chapter 185 : The Price of Redemption"I do not accept either of your choices," Doni said, staring at the woman across the small wooden desk.The woman set her hands flat on the desk. "You do not have a third option, Doni. The black broadsword is falling right now. In less than two seconds, it will cut Dona in half. If you keep your human memories, your body lacks the core authority to stop the blade.""There is always another way," Doni said. He reached out and grabbed the silver key off the desk. The metal felt ice cold against his palm. "If I turn into the Abyssal God, I lose my memories of her. But if I do nothing, she dies. That is not a choice at all.""If you use the key, your mind will be wiped clean," the woman warned him. "You will not remember your mother. You will not remember your shop. You will not remember Dona's name or her face. You will become a blank slate piloting a body of pure destruction.""She told me outside that she would make me pay my rent," Doni said. A quiet, painful smile touched his lips. "
Last Updated: 2026-08-22
Chapter: Chapter 184 : The First Hunters"We have to move before the regional defense force gets here," Elizabeth Vance said, pulling her torn coat around her shoulders as she stared at the glowing purple portal on the black ice."I am not moving," Dona said, her voice tight and loud as she stood in the shallow water near the edge of the harbor wall."Dona, look at the sky," Kaelen pleaded, running to the edge of the concrete pier and pointing upward. "The system window just broadcast his name, his face, and his location to every screen in the city. Every mercenary squad within fifty miles is driving here right now."High above them, the massive dark purple text stayed fixed in the night sky. It cast a deep purple light across the buildings, the streets, and the frozen harbor.[PRIMARY HOST: DONI KUSUMA] [CURRENT STATUS: CORRUPTED GOD] [SURVIVAL QUEST: KILL THE HOST TO RESTORE LIGHT] [TIME REMAINING: 30 DAYS]Heavy tire screeches echoed from the avenue above the docks. Bright headlights cut through the dark smoke lingerin
Last Updated: 2026-08-21
Chapter: Chapter 183 : Pitch Black"Open the hatch!" Dona screamed, her bloody fingers clawing at the pod's manual emergency latch. "Kaelen, hit the lever! Open it!""The locking pins are bent!" Kaelen yelled back, his voice cracking as he slammed his shoulder into the heavy oval door. "Professor, help me with the pry bar!"Professor Miller jammed the iron tool into the door seam, gritting his teeth as he leaned all his weight against it. The metal groaned, popped twice, and the escape pod door swung open with a harsh hiss of pressurized air.Dona tumbled out of the pod before the door even hit the ground, landing knees-first in the cold harbor mud.She didn't care about the mud. She didn't care about the scrapes on her knees. She scrambled to her feet, her hands shaking as she turned her face toward the sky."Doni!" Dona shrieked into the night, her chest heaving, her voice tearing completely in her throat. "DONI!"High above the harbor, twelve hundred feet in the air, the massive triangular ship hung in total silence
Last Updated: 2026-08-20
