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Senja Barat
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Novels by Senja Barat

My God-Tier Slacker System Is Out Of Control

My God-Tier Slacker System Is Out Of Control

"I just wanted to lay in bed and become a professional freeloader. Why the hell did you guys make me a Global Overlord?!" Doni Kusuma (25) has one noble life goal: to avoid corporate work for the rest of his life. To escape his mother's endless nagging, he attends a job interview at an elite tech company with the 100% intention of failing miserably. But the universe has a cruel sense of humor. The moment he activates the [God-Tier Slacker System], every attempt at sabotage, laziness, and clumsiness triggers god-level coincidences! Sleeping on purpose during a crucial boardroom meeting? His snoring accidentally hacks a deadly malware and saves the company! Swabbing a banana for a high-tech DNA test? He accidentally creates the medical breakthrough of the century! The harder Doni tries to get fired, the more he is hailed as an unparalleled genius, a billionaire, and a corporate savior. Now, with a fierce efficiency consultant constantly breathing down his neck, and an underground syndicate of assassins convinced he's the world's most dangerous Mastermind, can Doni ever achieve his ultimate dream of just taking a nap?
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Chapter: Chapter 16 : Assault on the Coffee Reserves
The air in the lower sectors of the North District didn't just smell like defeat; it smelled like bleach and clinical finality. The Head of Sanitation had turned the Arcadia Nexus from a vibrant, messy tomb of gaming history into a void of sterile white light. Behind them, the sounds of his high-pressure nozzle continued to hiss, a terrifying erasure of everything that made life worth living for the three hundred "unproductives" now trailing behind Doni Kusuma like a funeral procession of hoodies and mismatched sneakers."Dona, deadass, my legs feel like they’re made of overcooked linguine," Doni wheezed, his hands on his knees as he paused at the mouth of a ventilation shaft that overlooked the Industrial Sector. "Can’t we just... I don't know, call a timeout? Does the Board have a policy on union-mandated snack breaks? Because I’m pretty sure I’m seeing three of you, and only one of you is currently yelling at me."Dona didn't even look back. She was standing at the edge of a rust
Last Updated: 2026-04-16
Chapter: Chapter 15 : The Recruitment of the Unemployed
The transition through the Wicker-Gate felt less like a tactical relocation and more like being shoved through a giant, organic blender filled with swamp water and judgmental thoughts. Doni Kusuma emerged from the swirling vortex of willow and waste-water headfirst, landing with a wet, unceremonious thud on a floor that felt suspiciously like sticky, decades-old linoleum."Ugh... my spine... I think my soul just did a U-turn in my ribcage," Doni groaned, his face pressed against a surface that smelled faintly of stale popcorn and ozone. He stayed there for a moment, embracing the cold floor. It was the most productive thing he’d done in the last ten minutes. "Dona, if the next part of this plan involves being digested by a tree, I’m putting in my two weeks' notice. Effective immediately.""Get up, you human sack of potatoes," Dona’s voice drifted from above him, sounding remarkably stable despite the fact that she had just plummeted through the city's plumbing. She was already standi
Last Updated: 2026-04-16
Chapter: Chapter 14 : Dona’s Wicker Secret
The scratching sound was the worst part. It wasn't the sound of a predator’s claws on stone, but the clinical, rhythmic rasp of industrial-grade titanium scraping against organic willow. Outside the trembling dome of woven branches, a hundred silver spheres, the Board’s Work Drones were orbiting like angry, metallic hornets. Their red optical sensors pulsed in the gloom, casting long, bloody streaks of light through the gaps in the wicker."Doni, if you touch that branch, I will personally ensure your next nap is in a morgue," Dona hissed, her fingers intertwined as she knelt in the center of the dome. Her eyes weren't their usual sharp hazel; they were glowing with a soft, amber lattice-work, a digital blueprint reflected in her pupils.Doni, who had been trying to find a comfortable spot on the uneven, wooden floor, froze with his hand inches away from a protruding root. "Dona, bruh, I’m just trying to balance my center of gravity! This floor is literally made of sticks! It’s pokin
Last Updated: 2026-04-15
Chapter: Chapter 13 : The Iron Law of the Office
The Auditor of Fate didn’t walk into the Bunker of Bliss so much as he was itemized into it. One moment, the lead-lined door was a warped mass of melting steel, and the next, he was simply there—a sharp, angular figure standing amidst the debris. He was dressed in a suit that was so perfectly pressed it looked like it had been carved from obsidian, and his skin had the grey, lifeless pallor of recycled printer paper."Audit sequence 109-Bravo," the Auditor whispered, his voice sounding like a paper shredder feasting on a heavy-duty contract. He didn't look at the experimental anti-grav weaponry or the glowing boots. He looked at the half-open bag of BBQ Habanero chips in Doni’s hand. "Unauthorized snacking during a catastrophic event. That’s a three-percent deduction from your soul-equity, Mr. Kusuma.""Soul-equity? Bruh, I don’t even have enough credit to buy a loyalty card at a laundromat," Doni retorted, though his knees were currently doing a very productive impression of a jackha
Last Updated: 2026-04-15
Chapter: Chapter 12 : Escape to the Bunker of Bliss
The service elevator descended with a mechanical shriek that sounded like a choir of banshees having a collective mid-life crisis. Doni leaned his forehead against the vibrating steel wall, his breath hitching in rhythmic gasps. His expensive, ruined suit was now a tapestry of moss stains, burnt fiber-optic singes, and what appeared to be some kind of prehistoric mud that refused to dry."I just unplugged a seven-story chrome deity," Doni whispered, his voice cracking like a dry twig. "I literally performed a hard-reset on God. Dona, tell me we’re in a simulation. Tell me this is just a very high-budget, very immersive corporate team-building exercise and I’m about to win a gift card to Starbucks."Dona didn't look back. She was furiously tapping on a translucent tablet, her fingers moving so fast they were a blur of violent competence. "Shut up, Doni. If Malphas reboots before we hit the sub-levels, he’ll turn this elevator into an upright coffin. And no, there’s no gift card. There’
Last Updated: 2026-04-14
Chapter: Chapter 11 : The God of Effort's First Memo
The sky above the North District wasn't just red; it was the specific, piercing shade of a "High Priority" notification on an inbox you’ve been ignoring for three weeks. It was a stressful, vibrating crimson that seemed to pulse in sync with the sound of a billion ticking clocks. The soft, floral peace that Doni had accidentally created just minutes ago was being incinerated, replaced by the smell of ozone, burnt coffee, and the sterile, suffocating scent of a brand-new office cubicle."Doni, get up! This isn't just a weather change!" Dona screamed, her voice barely audible over the sudden, thunderous sound of a thousand typewriters clacking in the clouds. She was struggling to stand, her knees buckling as if the air itself had gained a thousand pounds of weight.Doni, who had been quite content lying on the flower-covered stage, felt a sudden, agonizing pressure behind his eyes. It wasn't pain, exactly—it was the overwhelming, biological urge to do something. His muscles twitched. Hi
Last Updated: 2026-04-14
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