
Senja Barat
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Novels by Senja Barat

My God-Tier Slacker System Is Out Of Control
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"I just wanted to lay in bed and become a professional freeloader. Why the hell did you guys make me a Global Overlord?!"
Doni Kusuma (25) has one noble life goal: to avoid corporate work for the rest of his life. To escape his mother's endless nagging, he attends a job interview at an elite tech company with the 100% intention of failing miserably.
But the universe has a cruel sense of humor. The moment he activates the [God-Tier Slacker System], every attempt at sabotage, laziness, and clumsiness triggers god-level coincidences!
Sleeping on purpose during a crucial boardroom meeting? His snoring accidentally hacks a deadly malware and saves the company! Swabbing a banana for a high-tech DNA test? He accidentally creates the medical breakthrough of the century!
The harder Doni tries to get fired, the more he is hailed as an unparalleled genius, a billionaire, and a corporate savior. Now, with a fierce efficiency consultant constantly breathing down his neck, and an underground syndicate of assassins convinced he's the world's most dangerous Mastermind, can Doni ever achieve his ultimate dream of just taking a nap?
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Chapter: Chapter 146 : Doni Tries to Win Over the Neighborhood Leader with a Special Egg Martabak
The scent of burning leeks and perfectly browned duck egg wafted through the cramped alleyway, a siren song that no man especially a bureaucrat could ignore. Doni stood over a battered cast iron pan that had seen more historical shifts than most local government buildings, his movements calculated. He wasn't just frying a martabak, he was preparing a bribe that operated on the primal architecture of a middle aged man's psyche.Mr. RT stood in the doorway of his modest home office, his eyes fixed on the bubbling, crispy edges of the crust. He was a man built from decades of tea, sedentary lifestyle, and the petty power struggles of the local residency, but beneath the official uniform lay a hunger for authenticity that the processed franchise food nearby could never touch."Mas Doni," Mr. RT started, his tone a shaky blend of skepticism and curiosity. "If you think this little display of, ah, culinary diplomacy is going to sway the zoning committee’s mind regarding your franchise appl
Last Updated: 2026-07-15
Chapter: Chapter 145 : The Impact of Absenteeism
The fluorescent light above the breakroom table flickered with an irregular, dying buzz, casting strobe like shadows over the spreadsheets laid out like a battlefield map. Doni didn’t need to look at the math to know it was grim, the smell of stale coffee and damp receipts in the back room told him everything.Kaelen tapped the enter key with an aggressive click. The monitor glowed, projecting a massive deficit that felt like a punch to the gut. "Three years," Kaelen whispered, his voice cracking. "Three years of slacking, as you call it, Doni. While you were effectively hibernating in the bliss of domestic monotony, the market didn't just sit still. It evolved. It consolidated. And it calculated exactly how much a boutique brand like ours is worth if you take away our leverage."Doni leaned back, the wooden chair groaning in protest under the weight of his uncharacteristically heavy posture. He watched the red bars on the graph fluctuate. "Give me the short version. How much of the
Last Updated: 2026-07-14
Chapter: Chapter 144 : Getting a Certificate of Residence, A Five Star Experience
The line at the Kelurahan office stretched longer than a queue for subsidized fuel on a holiday weekend. It was 7:45 AM, and the building smelled like aging printer ink, floor wax, and the pervasive, existential anxiety of citizens whose futures depended on a rubber stamp.Doni, flanked by Rina and their stoic new recruit, Mr. Sugeng, navigated the crowd like a wolf weaving through a pack of stray dogs. Kaelen followed behind, his eyes darting frantically at his phone, cross referencing zoning laws with the suspicious property records of 'Golden Pillar Properties.'"Keep the rhythm," Doni whispered, his voice dangerously calm. "This isn't a line. It’s an instance. The Bureaucracy Boss is behind the desk, and these NPCs around us are the adds. Ignore them. Focus on the objective."Rina, fueled by the nervous energy of her first official day, adjusted her uniform a pristine apron embroidered with the slightly worn 'Nugget Life' crest. "Sir, if we hit them with a direct request, they’ll
Last Updated: 2026-07-14
Chapter: Chapter 143 : New Employee Auditions
The shop was currently in a state of orchestrated chaos. Doni had barely wiped the grease from his palms before Kaelen slapped a clipboard into his hand. It wasn't just a simple stack of resumes, it was a digital diagnostic sheet tracking the "Potential Human Assets" gathered outside their gate."They're here," Kaelen announced, peering through the security camera feed on his phone. "Twenty two applicants. Ten are desperate students, five are career seekers who think they're coming for an office job at a tech firm, and seven are, well, street hustlers who smelled an opportunity in the ‘expansion’ buzz."Doni stepped to the front window. Outside, the makeshift line of hopefuls snaked down the narrow, dusty alleyway, creating an obstruction that would surely trigger an angry knock from the neighborhood association before long."We need a workforce that can withstand the ‘Dungeon Kelurahan,’ Kaelen. We don't need efficient bots. We need people who understand the rhythm of this neighborho
Last Updated: 2026-07-13
Chapter: Chapter 142 : A Warm Invitation from the Village Chief
The sharp, incessant knocking on the front door wasn’t rhythmic, it was impatient, a percussive annoyance that sounded like someone was trying to break the door down with a rubber tipped stamp.Doni groaned, his soul retreating from the beautiful, silent void of his Sunday morning stupor. He threw an arm over his eyes, praying for the phantom knocking to be a product of a lingering fever dream. It didn’t stop. In fact, it was accompanied by a voice that dripped with the syrupy, forced politeness only a government official could muster at nine in the morning."Mr. Doni? Mr. Doni, good morning! There’s an ‘important’ package from the neighborhood office. Please open the door, sir, this is very urgent for the continued operation of your business."Doni rolled out of bed, his joints protesting with a chorus of snaps and pops that could rival a campfire. He grabbed his faded T-shirt from the floor, slipped it over his head, and stomped toward the door. Every fiber of his being, every rem
Last Updated: 2026-07-13
Chapter: Chapter 141 : The True Ultimate Rest
The Sunday morning light in the house was divine not in the cosmic, universe altering sense, but in the purely aesthetic, “finally, the work is done” sense. Doni sprawled across the entirety of his newly bolstered bed, the dacron stuffed pillow yielding beneath his head with a resilience that defied gravity. For the first time in months, the alarm didn’t beep, the phone didn’t rattle, and the digital ghost of a project deadline was nowhere to be found. His muscles felt like actual matter, dense and weary, no longer thrumming with the ghostly, itching remnants of stolen immortality. It was a blissful, physical ache that demanded total inactivity.Outside, the sounds of Jakarta had softened into the low frequency hum of a city shaking off its hangover distant, muffled, and mercifully disconnected from their shop's bottom line."No scheduling," Doni mumbled into the pillow, his voice a distorted, gravelly croak. "No maintenance logs. No aggressive aunties debating the fiscal benefits
Last Updated: 2026-07-12
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