He wouldn’t underestimate the rest of their sisters, Logan,” Abina warned.“Who’s even left?” Logan asked. “Gluttony, Sloth, and Envy? You said the four of you were his best warriors. What could they possibly have that you don’t? Besides, I’ve been able to convince Pride and Wrath to join my side. I don’t think I’ll have a problem getting those last three to join us.”“Seriously,” Rafe agreed. “Just leave out some donuts for Gluttony, some pictures of Logan’s dick for Envy, and some leaves for the Sloth. Rig up a trap, toss ‘em under, and boom! Instant new friends.”“For the last time,” Kelda sighed, “Sister Tris isn’t a sloth like you have here on Earth.”“I’ll be the judge of that one.” Rafe nodded defiantly.“None of those elves sound like they’re very dangerous,” Logan said with a shrug. “If we could survive Ira summoning a giant three-headed dog and gathering the Seventy-Two Servants, I think the worst is behind us.”“Speaking of Ira,” Jane looked around the room curiously

It wasn’t a far drive from the mansion to downtown Phoenix, and it made for a peaceful trip. Parking in the Southwest’s concrete jungle, on the other hand, was terrible, and the ridiculous demands of Logan's friends certainly didn’t help.“You know the rule, Jakey,” Rafe reminded me. “If it’s not within three blockin’s, the Rafester’s not a-walkin’.”“I second that notion,” Oliver spoke up. “I may look young for my age, but I’m still hundreds of years old. The closer we get, the better.”“Also, no parking meters,” Rafe added. “No parking meters?” Logan questioned. “Why on Earth--”“I had a bad experience with a meter maid I picked up at a bar back in Albuquerque,” the goblin spouted with crossed arms. “I refuse to give her any more of my money.”“Rafe, you realize the money actually doesn’t--”“Don’t care.” Rafe shook his head. “I’m not giving money to any industry that produces soulless banshees like that.”“Banshees aren’t actually soulless,” Abina interjected. “They’re li

Logan and his friends trailed the couple down the massive hallway for a few minutes, until the couple finally stopped in front of one of the exhibit hall entrances. A man in large-brimmed glasses sat at a table in front of the doors. To the man's right sat a cash register, and on his left laid a heap of what appeared to be passes.The couple handed the man a few bills, and the man responded by giving them two of the passes.This seemed to be the place.Rafe stuck up a hand valiantly. “Let me do the talking. We paranormies speak each other’s language.”The blond goblin in disguise sauntered up to the man and placed both of his hands palms-down on the table.“Hello, sir,” Rafe said jubilantly. “Can my comrades and I obtain some passes?”“Whattya got there, six?” The man in the glasses punched some numbers into the mechanical register, and the machine responded with a ding. “That’ll be two-hundred and forty dollars.”Rafe let out a sound that could only be described as a balloon d

Logan quickly fumbled around in his pocket, pulled out three twenties, and placed them in Jackson’s hand.“Let me go get your change--”“Not necessary,” he said with a wave of his hand. “Keep the change. It’s the least I can do for you after you cut me such a great deal.”“I appreciate it, son.” Jackson nodded. “Do you need a bag for that?”“I don’t think it’ll be necessary,” he reassured the man, “but thank you anyway.”“You take care now, you hear?” Jackson shot them one last grin and then turned and walked back to the check-out area of the booth.“What a sweet old man,” Jane gushed as they left the book area.“Get used to it,” Kelda explained. “People of Earth Realm are very kind when Logan is around.”“What can I say?” Logan shrugged. “I have a way with people. Now, we should probably--”“Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention on the main stage, please?” a timid voice came over the loudspeakers. “We’re about to begin a very special question and answer sess

"She's good," Logan said in awe."Damn!" Jane hissed with a twinge of urgency. "How the heck are they going to catch her now?"From behind Logan and Jane, there was the sound of a human voice imitating a trumpet. Logan turned around and saw Kelda and Abina hurtling toward them on their demon wings, Rafe and Oliver in their arms. The two elves landed in front of them and released their passengers."Everybody, stand back," Rafe exclaimed. "The real heroes have arrived!""Hey, 'real hero,'" Logan chuckled and pointed down the hall, "the bad guy's all the way down there.""Then what are we waiting for?" Rafe questioned triumphantly.Abina ran up behind Logan and wrapped her arms underneath his armpits. At the same time, Kelda grabbed Jane, and Rafe hopped onto her back. The next thing Logan knew, he was soaring at break-neck speed through the hallways of the convention center with Abina's massive breasts pressed tightly against his back.There were certainly worse ways to travel