All Chapters of The Campus Guard is a Retired God of War: Chapter 41
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Chapter 41
The "Notice of Eviction" hung in the sky like a black bruise, leaking a substance that wasn't ink or shadow, but "Conceptual Solvent." Wherever the liquid touched, the beautiful, complex architecture of the New Horizon dissolved into generic, gray boxes. The glowing grass was becoming flat, green textures; the Ivory Tower was losing its intricate carvings, becoming a simple, unadorned cylinder."He's... he's 'Optimizing' us," Marcus whispered, staring at his hands. His glowing fiber-optic lab coat had turned into a cheap, polyester vest. "He’s reducing our 'Polygon Count' to save on reality-memory!"The Landlord’s Guard—Unit 00—stepped further into the Quad. His presence was like a vacuum, sucking the personality out of the room. "The Landlord likes things clean, Alistair. Efficient. Five hundred students with unique 'Echoes'? That’s a processing nightmare. We’re going to re-format them into a 'Standardized Background Crowd.' They’ll have three lines of dialogue each, and they’ll all
Chapter 42
The "Choose Your Own Adventure" protocol had saved the students from being crushed, but it had turned the New Horizon into a kaleidoscopic nightmare. One hallway in the Engineering Annex now led to a medieval tavern; the fountain in the quad was simultaneously frozen ice and boiling mercury depending on which "choice" a student made as they walked past it.But the real problem was the smell.It wasn't the scent of woodsmoke or charcoal. It was the acrid, chemical stench of Burning Meaning.The Landlord, standing at the center of the fragmented reality, held a lighter made of "Pure Nihilism." He wasn't setting fire to the buildings; he was setting fire to the Concepts."Look!" Leo cried, pointing at the Library's main doors. The wood wasn't burning, but the idea of a door was charring away. The entrance was becoming a jagged hole that led to nowhere. "Alistair, the 'Physics' are catching fire!""Marcus, report!" Alistair yelled, holding his broom like a spear as he navigated a hallway
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The crate sat in the middle of the Quad like an unexploded bomb. It was six feet tall, made of "Plot-Resistant Cedar," and bound in chains that hummed with the sound of a stock market ticker tape.Alistair Cain stood before it, leaning on his broom. Beside him, Marcus was scanning the wood with a device that looked suspiciously like a modified supermarket price-checker."It’s definitely Jin," Marcus whispered. "The bio-signature is 40% greed, 30% panic, and 30% high-end cologne. But there’s something else in there. Something... heavy.""Open it," Alistair said.Marcus hit the release. The chains didn't fall; they evaporated into "Credit Scores." The lid of the crate didn't just open; it presented itself.Jin stepped out. He wasn't in his "Solar Silk" suit anymore. He was wearing a "Going Out of Business" t-shirt and cargo shorts, looking like a man who had spent the last three chapters hiding in a cosmic basement. But in his hand, he clutched a briefcase made of Solid Irony."Alistair
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The sky above the New Horizon didn't turn black; it turned Loading Blue.A giant, spinning circle of white light dominated the zenith, and with every rotation, the edges of reality became slightly blurred. The newly admitted students—the clockwork knights and the math-clouds—began to flicker. Ruby, the girl who had just found her name, looked at her hands in horror as her red hair began to fade back into a generic gray sketch."Alistair! The 'Save Data' is corrupting!" Marcus screamed from the Security Hub. "I'm looking at the core files, and there’s a 'System Wipe' command coming from the Zero-Dimension! It’s not deleting us... it’s Resetting us!""Marcus, explain!" Alistair shouted, his boots heavy as he ran toward the Hub. He felt a phantom sensation—the feeling of a cheap, polyester uniform and a cold, lonely night in a booth that hadn't existed for years."It’s a Reboot, Alistair!" Marcus’s voice cracked. "They think the story has gotten too 'bloated.' They want to start 'Chapter
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The sky of the New Horizon didn't turn blue or black; it turned Analytical.The massive, floating eyes—the Critics—didn't fire lasers or summon monsters. They cast beams of "Comparative Logic." Where the beam touched, a small floating box appeared, filled with white text: [Inconsistent Character Motivation], [Pacing Issue], [Trope Overuse]."Alistair, the campus is being... reviewed!" Marcus shouted, his eyes wide as he watched the "Academic Annex" start to translucent under the gaze of a Critic. "They aren't destroying the buildings; they're making them 'Flawed.' And in the Zero-Dimension, if a structure is deemed 'Badly Designed,' it loses its right to be solid!""Don't let them look at the students!" Alistair commanded, his Glitched Badge pulsing with erratic, rainbow-colored light. "If they find a 'Plot Hole' in a person, that person vanishes!"One of the Critics, a massive entity with a pupil shaped like a silver pen, turned its gaze toward Ruby.[Unlikely Power-Up], the text box
Chapter 46
Alistair Cain had faced gods, demons, and the literal personification of the End of Time. But as he stood at the West Gate, staring at a younger version of himself riding a neon-blue dragon, he felt a headache that no divine healing could cure."I’m the Alistair from the Draco-Knight timeline," the Cape-Alistair announced, his voice filled with a heroic reverb that made the real Alistair’s teeth ache. "I am here to lead the 'New Horizon' into a new era of high-fantasy adventure! Where are the maidens? Where is the dark lord?""The dark lord is currently in the Business Wing doing a seminar on 'Passive Income'," Alistair said, his broom handle creaking in his grip. "And the only 'adventure' here is making sure the dragon doesn't leave 'Alternative Reality' droppings on the Quad.""Alistair! We have a situation!" Marcus’s voice came over the campus-wide comms, but it was layered with four other versions of himself. One sounded like a pirate, one sounded like a robot, and one was whisper
Chapter 47
The "Vaulting" felt like a slow, cold winter.The edges of the Quad were turning into a static-filled "Thumbnail." The students didn't disappear, but they became "Non-Interactive." Ruby tried to shout, but her words appeared as a text-box that said: [Content Unavailable in your Region]."They're locking the doors from the outside," Marcus whispered, his laptop screen showing a giant, golden padlock icon over the university’s core directory. "We aren't being deleted, Alistair. We're being 'Archived.' The Syndicate thinks we're too unpredictable to be 'Live,' so they're putting us in a digital museum where no one can click on us."Alistair looked at the "Glass Badge." It was dimming. Without the "Gaze" of the readers, the reality of the New Horizon was losing its fuel. "If we stay in the Vault, we stop being a story. We become 'Data.' And data doesn't have a soul.""So how do we get out?" Elena asked, her violet fire now just a flickering candle-light. "The 'Close' button is already at
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The "Desktop" had become a war zone of "TOS" (Terms of Service) violations.The Copyright Enforcer’s gavel struck the ground, and a wave of "Legal Red Tape" snaked across the quad, binding the students in golden chains made of "EULA" fine print. "You are an unauthorized derivative!" the Enforcer bellowed, his face a shifting mosaic of corporate logos. "Under the 'Universal Intellectual Property Act,' your memories are 'Proprietary Assets'! Your growth is 'Company Property'!"Alistair felt the chains tightening around his wrists. The "Glass Badge" on his chest was being overwritten with a "Registered Trademark" symbol."I'm not an asset," Alistair groaned, his knees buckling under the weight of the "Liquid Cease-and-Desist." "And a university... isn't a product.""Everything is a product, Cain!" the Enforcer laughed. "If it can be read, it can be sold! If it can be sold, it can be owned!""Marcus! Ruby!" Alistair shouted. "Initiate the 'Open Source' Protocol!""Alistair, I'm trying!" M
Chapter 49
The security booth at Oakhaven Technical Institute was three sizes too small, smelled of stale coffee, and was currently vibrating due to a "Gravity Flu" originating from the Physics Lab.Maya Vance (no relation to Leo, or so the paperwork claimed) adjusted her blue polyester cap and sighed. She was twenty-one, a dropout from the Lunar Academy, and currently the only thing standing between a group of rowdy "Reality-Benders" and the faculty lounge."Look, kid," a voice crackled over the ancient radio. It was the Head of Maintenance, a man who seemed to be made entirely of cigar smoke and bitterness. "I know it’s your first night, but Oakhaven isn't your average trade school. We’re built on a 'Narrative Fault Line.' Keep your eyes on the 'Gray Light.' If it starts flickering, you run.""The Gray Light?" Maya muttered, looking at the flickering fluorescent bulb above her head. "I thought my job was just to check IDs and make sure no one summons a Lesser Demon in the parking lot.""IDs ar
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Maya Vance didn't know whether to salute or run.Standing in the flickering light of Oakhaven Tech were the legends of the "Great Leak." Marcus Thorne looked like a man who had spent a century staring at the source code of the sun. Elena Zhang radiated a violet heat that made the Physics Lab's "Gravity Flu" settle instantly."You’re the 'Legacy Hire'?" Marcus asked, his eyes glowing with an analytical gold as he scanned Maya. "The paperwork said you had 'unusual narrative potential,' but you’re currently holding a plastic broom like it’s a security blanket.""It worked, didn't it?" Maya snapped, her grip tightening. "I flagged that 'Mod' as spam. He was trying to rewrite the gate.""He wasn't a Mod," Elena said, her voice like the resonance of a cathedral bell. "He was a 'Deep-Fake'. A hollow shell sent by the New Syndicate to test our firewalls. They aren't trying to 'Vault' us anymore, Maya. They’re trying to 'License' us.""License?" Maya blinked. "I thought we were Public Domain."