All Chapters of The Useless Son-in-law Who Became A Crypto Genius : Chapter 141
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Switching Positions On The Fly •
Neo looked at her, his expression a mix of smug satisfaction and focused desire. He wasn't fully hard again, not yet, but the sight of her completely wrecked body begging for him was the best arousal boost a man could ask for. ‘Seriously, she’s insatiable. I love this part.’He moved up the bed, positioning himself between her legs. He let his erection—thick and heavy—rest against her swollen, sensitive core. He didn't push in.Instead, he used the head of his cock to gently graze her still-throbbing clit, running the tip lightly over the nub.Lyra gasped, her hips arching violently off the bed in response. "Neo! Gah! Don't tease! That's torture!"He grinned, a dark, predatory curve of his lips. He loved the control, the power to push her to the edge with a simple, deliberate touch. "Say it like you mean it, Lyra. You want me to fill you up? Beg for it. Like a good wife.""You psycho. You know I mean it! I'm begging! Please! Your cock! No
Our Anniversary
Two months later.February 28th. Their anniversary.Neo woke to Lyra kissing his shoulder. Soft. Gentle."Happy anniversary," she whispered.He pulled her closer. "Happy anniversary. One year.""Best year of my life.""Mine too. Actually—probably the only good year of my life."She laughed. "That's depressing and sweet at the same time.""I'm a man of contradictions."They lay there. Morning light filtering through curtains. Charlie snoring at the foot of the bed.Perfect. Peaceful. Home."I have a surprise," Lyra said. Sitting up. "For today. But we need to get dressed first.""What kind of surprise?""The good kind. Now come on. Get up."Neo groaned. "It's Saturday. I was gonna make you breakfast. Walk Charlie. Be domestic.""We can do that later. This is important. Trust me."Something in her voice. Excitement. Anticipation. Maybe—nervous
The Preparation
Neo thought about it. "No. I want it to be a surprise. I want to—to just enjoy the pregnancy. The anticipation. The—the mystery. Is that weird?""Not weird at all. I was hoping you'd say that. I want to be surprised too. Gender reveal parties are overrated anyway.""Agreed. We'll just—we'll prepare for either. Be ready for anything.""Like we always are.""Like we always are."They sat there. On the bench. At their wedding venue. Holding the pregnancy test.And Neo thought—'One year ago I married Lyra. Promised to build a life with her. To move beyond revenge. To be more than the weapon.''And now—now we're having a baby. Creating life. Building the future I never thought I'd get to have.''This is it. This is victory. Not the Carvers in prison. Not Damian losing his company. Not Alina working retail. But—this. Lyra pregnant. Our child growing. Our family expanding.''This is what I won. What
Baby Shower
One month into the pregnancy, Neo planned on telling Adam.Game night. Their house. Just the four of them.They were playing Cards Against Humanity. Inappropriate. Hilarious.Between rounds, Neo cleared his throat."So. Lyra and I have news."Adam looked up. "Good news or bad news?""Good news. Really good news.""You're pregnant!" Roxanne guessed. Immediate. Excited.Lyra laughed. "How did you know?""You've been drinking water all night. No wine. And you look—glowy. That's a pregnancy glow.""Glowy is not a word.""It is now. Congratulations! When are you due?""Late October. Early November."Adam jumped up. Hugged them both. "This is amazing! You're going to be parents! Neo's going to be a dad!""I know. I'm terrified.""You'll be great. You're—you're Neo. You built a seventy-five billion dollar company. You can handle a baby.""A company
Nolmacy Of Pregnancy
Pregnancy progressed. Lyra's belly grew. Morning sickness faded. Energy returned.Life became routine. Beautiful routine.Doctor appointments. Weekly. Then bi-weekly. Everything healthy. Everything progressing perfectly.Neo went to every single one."You don't have to come every time," Lyra said. Sitting in the waiting room. Month five."Yes I do. I want to hear the heartbeat. See the ultrasounds. Be—be present.""You're going to be a great dad.""I'm trying."The doctor called them in. Routine checkup. Measurements. Vitals. Heartbeat.Thump-thump. Thump-thump. Thump-thump.Fast. Strong. Healthy.Neo smiled. Every single time. That sound—That sound was everything.'That's my kid. In there. Growing. Living. Becoming. And I—I get to be their father. Get to protect them. Love them. Be—be what I never had.''Perfect. Actually perfect.'–––––––––––
What Gender Could It Be?
Months passed. August became September. September became October.Lyra's belly grew. Massive. Uncomfortable. Beautiful.They went to antenatal classes. Breathing techniques. Labor preparation. Everything.Neo took notes. Obsessively. Highlighting. Creating systems.The instructor smiled. "You don't need to memorize everything. Labor is—unpredictable. You just—support her. Be present. That's all.""I need to be prepared. For everything. Every scenario. Every—""You can't be prepared for everything. That's parenthood. You just—adapt. React. Love them through it.""But—"Lyra squeezed his hand. "She's right. You don't need to have all the answers. Just—be there. That's enough."Neo nodded. Put down the pen.'Okay. Be present. Not perfect. Just—there. I can do that. I think.'They also went sightseeing. Short trips. Before the baby arrived. Before life changed completely.Upstate
You Get To Name The Baby
November 2nd. 3:47 AM.Neo woke to Lyra shaking his shoulder. Hard."Neo. Wake up. It's time."He bolted upright. "Time? Like—time time?""My water broke. Contractions started twenty minutes ago. We need to go. Now.""Fuck. Okay. Hospital bag. Where's the hospital bag?""Front closet. Where we put it three weeks ago. Calm down.""I'm calm. I'm totally calm."He wasn't calm. He was panicking.Grabbed the bag. Helped Lyra downstairs. Charlie whining. Confused."It's okay, buddy," Neo said. Voice shaking. "We'll be back. With your sister. Or brother. Whoever."They got in the car. Neo driving. Too fast. Hands trembling."Slow down," Lyra said. Breathing through contraction. "We're not dying. Just—having a baby.""Right. Baby. Not dying. Okay."He slowed down. Marginally.Brooklyn Hospital. Maternity ward. They'd pre-registered. Had a room ready.
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Beautiful Chaos
Neo grinned. "Oh. Right. The bet. I totally forgot about that. Does this mean I won?" "You won. Congratulations. Now—name our daughter. Something good. Not weird." "I have the perfect name." He looked at his daughter. "Elena. After your grandmother. The one who raised you. Who taught you to be strong. To fight for what's right. To—to be you." Lyra started crying again. "Elena. That's—that's perfect. Really perfect. Thank you." "Elena Ames. Our daughter." "Elena Ames. I love it." The nurse smiled. "Beautiful name. I'll put it on the birth certificate." Neo held Elena. Whispered to her. "You're named after someone incredible. Someone strong. Someone who loved your mom unconditionally. And I—I'm going to love you the same way. Unconditionally. Always. No matter what." Elena yawned. Tiny. Adorable. Lyra laughed. "She's already bored of your speech."
How Was The Experience?
November 4th. Homecoming day.Neo carried the car seat. Carefully. Like it contained explosives.Lyra walked beside him. Slow. Still sore. Still exhausted."You okay?" he asked."I'm fine. Just—slow. Everything hurts.""That's normal. The nurse said—""I know what the nurse said. I was there. I'm fine. Let's just get home."They loaded Elena into the car. Buckled. Double-checked. Triple-checked.Neo drove. Five miles under the speed limit. Hands at ten and two."You're driving like a grandpa," Lyra said."I have precious cargo. I'm being careful.""You're being paranoid.""Same thing."They got home. Park Slope. Their house. Warm. Safe.Charlie went crazy. Sniffing the car seat. Tail wagging. Excited."Easy, buddy," Neo said. "Gentle. This is Elena. Your sister."Charlie sniffed Elena. She was sleeping. Didn't react.He licked Neo's
Smile!!!
The visit lasted three hours.Respectful. Quiet. Just—being there. Celebrating. Supporting.Eventually, people started leaving. Hugging. Promising to visit again. Soon.Adam was last. "Thank you. For letting us come. For—for sharing this. Elena's special. And we—we're honored to be part of her life.""She's lucky to have you. All of you. As—as family.""We're the lucky ones. Trust me."They left. House quiet again. Just Neo, Lyra, Elena, and Charlie.Lyra exhaled. "That went well.""Better than expected. They were respectful. Gentle. Just—present.""That's what family does.""Yeah. It is."––––––––––––That night. Late. 11:47 PM.Elena woke. Crying. Hungry.Neo got up. Automatic now. Routine.Made a bottle. Warm. Tested temperature. Perfect.Fed her. Gently. Watching her drink. Small sounds. Content.She finished. Burped. Settled.
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