All Chapters of THE VIRGIN MERCHANT: Buying Modern Warfare In Another World: Chapter 21
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Chapter 21
I stood by the edge of the turquoise pool, the roar of the waterfall acting like nature's white noise. I needed a scrub down, but I wasn't about to use a rock and some river silt. I pulled out the phone, the screen glowing even in the bright noon sun.[Item: Modern Luxury Hygiene Kit (Standard Bundle)]Contents: 5x Ocean Mist Anti Dandruff Shampoo, 5x Safeguard Micellar Deep Cleansing Bar Soap, 5x Microfiber 'Fluffy' Towel, 5x Toothbrush & Mint Toothpaste.Price: 2 VP"Two points? That’s cheaper than a bag of chips. This system clearly prioritizes smelling good over eating well," I muttered. Click.The items materialized in a shower of blue pixels. I spent the next hour under the thundering spray of the waterfall. The 'Ocean Mist' shampoo felt like a literal blessing after days of sweat and soot. I scrubbed until my skin was pink, brushed my teeth until my breath smelled like a mountain glacier, and finally stepped out, drying off with the microfiber towel that sucked up water like a
Chapter 22
[Item: Assorted Jumbo Lollipops & Rainbow Drops][Price: 5 VP]Pop!A bag of bright, neon-colored lollipops and sugar-coated candies appeared in my hand. I unwrapped a strawberry one and handed it to Elsa. I gave a lemon one to Barnaby and a blue-raspberry one to Herbert."It’s a 'Lollipop,'" I explained. "It’s a candy. You suck on it. Don't bite it, or you'll break a tooth. It’s concentrated joy."Elsa took a tentative lick. Her eyes widened. Her pupils dilated until her eyes were almost entirely black. She made a sound like a dying flute—“Eeeee…” and then her knees buckled. She hit the grass, out cold, with a look of pure, sugary ecstasy on her face.THUD. THUD.What the heck happened?I turned around. Barnaby and Herbert were flat on their backs, lollipops still stuck in their mouths, staring at the sky with glazed eyes. They hadn't just fainted; they had suffered a complete sensory system crash from the sheer amount of high-fructose corn syrup hitting their medieval palates."WHAT
Chapter 23
I woke up to the rhythmic thud-creak of the carriage wheels and a soft, melodic hum that sounded like wind through crystal chimes. My head was resting on something soft. I opened one eye and saw Elsa’s silver hair glowing in the afternoon light. She was singing a song that I hadn't heard before."Art? You’re awake," she whispered, her eyes brimming with a terrifying amount of affection. "I am sorry. I forgot... the 'Divine Burden' makes you sensitive to mortal contact.""Yeah... let's go with that. The 'Divine Burden,'" I muttered, slowly sitting up and rubbing my face. "Not the fact that I have the social skills of a hermit crab. How long was I out?""Two hours. Barnaby carried you to the carriage as if you were made of glass," she said, before returning to her lollipop. She was sucking on it with such intense focus it was like she was trying to extract the secrets of the universe from the strawberry swirls.I pulled myself toward the back window and looked out. There was Barnaby, si
Chapter 24
The High Mage Tower at the palace groaned under the weight of a magical tantrum that shook its very foundations. Inside the apex chamber, the air was thick with the ozone smell of frustrated sorcery and the metallic tang of blood.The Queen was no longer smirking. Her face, usually a mask of aristocratic porcelain, was contorted into a snarl of pure, unadulterated fury. She paced the obsidian floor, her silken skirts hissing like a pit of vipers against the stone."IMPOSSIBLE!" she shrieked, her voice cracking the crystal decanters on a nearby table. "It is a masterwork! A feat of engineering that defies the heavens!"In the center of the room, the great silver mirror, the window to her dark ambitions, flickered with nothing but static and grey smoke. The link was dead. The feed had been severed with the brutal efficiency of an executioner's axe.She wasn't just mourning a spy; she was mourning a fortune. The raven was not a bird; it was a miracle of forbidden artifice. Its eyes were
Chapter 25
Arthur POVThat night, we camped, the fire crackled like it had gossip to share, sparks rising into the dark canopy of trees as if even the stars wanted front-row seats. The forest smelled of pine, roasted meat, and Bernaby’s aggressively seasoned stew, which, to be fair, could wake the dead and make them compliment the chef before returning to their graves.Herbert had just finished retelling, no, re-enacting, his “heroic” wrestling match with a swamp-hydra or snake. “I tell you,” he said, standing up to demonstrate for the fourth time, nearly knocking over the soup pot, “it had seven heads.”“Last time it had five,” Bernaby muttered while slicing bread with surgical precision.“It grew two more out of fear.”“Of fear?” I deadpanned.“Yes. Of me.”I blinked at him. “Herbert, the only thing that creature feared was dehydration. You dragged it onto dry land and screamed louder than it did.”Elsa giggled, trying to hide it behind her wooden cup. She failed. Miserably.And that was the th
Chapter 26
I didn't have mana. I didn't have a chant. But I did have a full battery and 133 VP so, I'm not fucking giving up! I'm too old to give up!"Hey, you hooded creeps!" I shouted, stepping toward the edge of the dome like some twig version Rambo. One of the High Mages sneered, raising a staff topped with a skull. He began a deep, guttural chant that made the very ground vibrate."You want a report for your Queen?" I snarled, flicking the safety off. The Viper-X let out a terrifying, high-pitched whine as the capacitors charged. "Tell her that in my world, we don't pray to the lightning, we tame it like Frank Senatra!" I stepped through the watery veil just as Elsa let it drop. The lead assassin lunged, his black blade aimed at my throat.CRACK-BOOM!I didn't even wait for him to get close. I squeezed the trigger. Two small harpoon-probes shot out, trailing thin copper wires, and slammed right into the assassin’s chest.The moment the probes bit into the lead assassin’s chest, the laws of p
Chapter 27
Suddenly, a pair of arms wrapped around me. They were warm, firm, and smelled of silver-mist and comfort. Elsa didn't care about my "Divine Burden" or my "Master" status. She saw a boy breaking under the weight of his own power, and she hugged me with a strength that nearly cracked my ribs.For the first time in two lifetimes, I didn't pull away. I didn't feel the "itch" of my phobia. I just buried my face in her silver-haired shoulder and let out all the fear of the last few days.[NOTIFICATION: GENUINE EMOTIONAL BONDING DETECTED!][PURE UNPRETENTIOUS COMFORT: +1000 VP!][TOTAL BALANCE: 1,053 VP]The blue light of the notification flashed right in front of my leaking eyes.One thousand? My brain,
Chapter 28
A few blinks later, I forced myself to straighten up. I tried to look composed, shoving the horror into a dark corner of my brain where I hoped it would stay quiet.The carriage was swaying rhythmically, the wood groaning in a familiar way, but the air... the air had turned foul. What on earth was that smell? It didn't smell like the crisp pine needles of the mountain pass or the lingering, floral notes of Elsa’s "Ocean Mist" shampoo anymore. It smelled like a dumpster fire behind a butcher shop in the middle of a record-breaking heatwave.I sat up, groaning as every muscle in my body screamed a formal protest. Elsa was there in a heartbeat, her newly silver hair shimmering like moonlight in the dim, dusty light of the coach."Master Arthur! You are awake," she whispered, her voice a mix of relief and intense worry. She reached out as if to steady me, then hesitated, remembering my ‘Divine Burden.’ "Please, do not move too fast. Your soul was... heavily taxed.""My soul is fine, Elsa.
Chapter 29
I looked around…to the sky then to the death that surrounded this village. I shivered.The sun was a punishing, white-hot disc hammered into a sky that refused to bleed even a single drop of blue. It hung there, motionless, baking the hamlet of Oakhaven until the air itself felt brittle, like it might shatter if you screamed too loud. There was no wind, not even a pitying breeze to move the heavy, cloying stench of the "Famine Curse." It was a smell that stuck to the back of your throat: the scent of dry rot, festering sores, and the sour, metallic tang of bodies whose internal fires were simply going out.I stood there, sweat prickling under my jacket, staring at my phone screen until my vision blurred. Five minutes turned to ten. I felt like an idiot. I was scrolling through high-tech irrigation and atmospheric stabilizers while people were literally turning into dust at my feet. I was a man from a world of abundance, paralyzed by too many choices, while these people lived in a worl
Chapter 30
The sun was finally beginning to dip below the horizon, painting the sickly yellow sky with bruised purples and deep oranges. For the first time in a year, the air in Oakhaven didn't taste like a graveyard; it tasted like ozone, silver magic, and the lingering scent of artificial strawberry and lemon."110," I muttered, rubbing my temples. Barnaby had tried to help me count, but after he got past his fingers and toes, he just started pointing at groups of people and saying "many." In the end, I had to do the math myself. 110 souls left out of what used to be a thriving hamlet.I tapped the screen, the blue light reflecting in my tired eyes.[Item: Bulk Divine Pop Bundle (4 Units)][Price: 20 VP][Remaining Balance: 1,033 VP]Pop.Four massive, crinkly bags appeared in the carriage. Herbert took charge of the line, his massive frame acting like a dam against the tide of desperate people. "One at a time! The Master has decreed it! Don't crowd the Divine Vessel!"It took hours. One by one