All Chapters of "Oops! The Chicken Boy Is The Billionaire's Son": Chapter 231
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Chapter 231: The Coastline
The packing was going badly, exactly as promised.Dr. Sage Walters, a man who had restructured national economies before breakfast, stood in his dressing room utterly defeated by a suitcase. Around him, three maids tried diplomatically to help and were diplomatically ignored."Father. That's nine sweaters. You're going to a coastline.""Coastlines have evenings.""It's the Mediterranean.""Your mother," Sage said, folding a tenth sweater with great dignity, "was cold everywhere. I am packing for two."That stopped Nathan for a second. His father caught it, and neither of them said anything, and the maid nearest the window suddenly found the curtains very interesting.They packed together for an hour. It was, Nathan realized somewhere in the middle of it, the most ordinary thing they had ever done — no boardroom, no test, no countdown, just a father and a son arguing about sweaters. Sage told a story about the last time he had packed his own suitcase, which turned out to be 1994, for a
Chapter 232: The Bar
The whiskey at Harlow's was overpriced and Austin Croft was on his fifth.He sat at the dark end of the bar, in a corner booth built for people who didn't want to be seen, and turned his glass in slow circles and hated the world in an organized fashion. He had a list. He was a list person, like his father.Item one: his father. Croft Senior was a few months into a sentence and calling twice a week from prison with the patience of a landmine; ‘Get me out, Austin. Lean on the lawyers, Austin.’ and ‘clear the road, boy, because the day I walk out of here I am running for that office, and I cannot run against a dead man's sympathy.’ The Governor surviving had ruined a very convenient future. Worse, the Governor surviving heroically — the clip of him standing on the hospital steps with his daughter had run forty times a day for a week, and the polling numbers that came out of it made Austin's father go very quiet on the phone, which was the most frightening thing his father ever did. His
Chapter 233: Rain and Rum
They buried Colm Yusuf Reidy the next day, because that is the way of his faith: the dead do not wait.It rained the whole time. A gray, patient, soaking rain that turned the small cemetery to mud and beat on the umbrellas like fingers on a table. The mourners were few — some cousins, an imam, a handful of old colleagues who kept glancing at each other and then at the two detectives working the edge of the crowd with notebooks, because a man who dies in custody the night before he talks is a man whose funeral comes with police at it.Nathan stood at the back, in black, hands folded.He should not have come. He knew how it looked: the master of the house the dead man betrayed, standing over the grave. A few mourners had recognized him and stiffened. But eleven years was eleven years. The man had fixed this family's drains and roofs for over a decade before he broke, and his daughter was in a clinic in Zurich that Nathan was still paying for, and would keep paying for, and somewhere ins
Chapter 234: Math Rules The World
The big one looked Nathan up and down — the black suit, the funeral shoes, the nineteen-year-old face — and laughed."And who is this supposed to be? Your lawyer?""His cousin," Nathan said. "And you yap too much for a guy holding a headset. So let's make it interesting. You four. Us two. One match, full lobby, your game, your rules." He nodded at the wall screen, where the team's ranked banner glowed: IRONVEIL — REGIONAL CHAMPIONS, 3 YEARS. "Ironveil. Since you're so comfortable in it."The crowd went ooooh. The four exchanged delighted looks."You want to run Ironveil. Against us. In our building." The leader spread his arms. "Kid, nobody beats the Rex Squad in this arena. Nobody has, in three years. This is our fucking house, dummie""Then you have nothing to worry about.""Stakes, then." The leader grinned wide, playing to his crowd now. "Losers strip. Right here, on the main stage. Down to the boxers — and they twerk. Full song. We'll even let the rapper pick the track."The crow
Chapter 235: The House Always Loses
Three minutes. Double points. Four regional champions with everything to lose, against a boy who had turned their arena into a physics homework.It was not close.Nathan stopped hiding what he was doing and simply performed it. He slingshotted the long diagonal of the map — a route the game's own developers had never seen anyone survive — and dropped onto the Rex Squad's sniper from directly above like judgment itself. Double points. Tripple Xes. He stood in the open and baited all four of them into one corridor, then said "now" once, quietly, and Bush's grenade came over the tower blind and perfect, a mortar shot from a man giggling too hard to breathe. Quadruple knockdown. Double points."HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!" the streamer was screaming. "HE CALLED THE SHOT WITH HIS BACK TURNED — chat I need you to understand, the grenade was thrown BEFORE they entered the corridor, BEFORE, I have the goddamn fucking timestamp!!!.."In the crowd, somebody had pulled up the game's official world-reco
Chapter 236: Your Father Belongs To Me
For about three seconds, nothing happened.Then the Rex brothers burst out laughing."OH!" The leader clutched his chest, staggering theatrically. "Oh no! The Walters Empire! Boys, bow down — we've met Thor, son of Odin!" His brothers howled. "Bro, I just peed my pants a little. The WALTERS EMPIRE. I’m so scared. What is that, a mattress store? A car wash? Aye, everybody—" he spun to the crowd, arms wide, "—anybody ever heard of the mighty Walters Empire? Anybody? No?"A few nervous giggles from the crowd. Most people hadn't heard the name. That was the whole point of the name. Old money doesn't advertise; it owns the companies that advertise.But their father wasn't laughing.Terrence Rexford stood very still, and the businessman face had gone from arithmetic to something else, something his sons had never seen on it. Because Terrence Rexford was not a fool. Fools do not build eleven arenas from one pawned guitar. And a man who builds eleven arenas signs a great many documents, and s
Chapter 237: Professional Courtesy
Nathan pointed Bush to the car with two fingers, and Bush went, walking backward the whole way with his eyes wide, mouthing who is it.Nathan leaned against a concrete pillar and kept his voice level. "You're bold, calling me. I have two of your men in custody and half the state looking for you.""You have two of my men, yes. Kova sends his regards, by the way — he says your big soldier fights like a truck falling down a mountain. Especially that fucking Dwayne. TOugh guy! From Kova, this is high poetry." Sorokin sounded relaxed, almost warm, the way men sound when every exit is already mapped. "And half the state is looking in the wrong half. But I am not calling to tease you, Mr. Walters. I am calling to pay a debt.""You owe me nothing except three names and a courtroom.""I owe you professionally." The warmth cooled a few degrees. "Understand something. I have done this work for thirty years. Governments, cartels, twice a church, long story. In thirty years I have never lost a man
Chapter 238: The Queen Bee
Halloway Pier at one in the morning was a different animal than Halloway Pier at noon.By day it was tourists and fried dough and seagulls fighting over chips. By night, past midnight, it belonged to exactly one restaurant that stayed open, a narrow glass-fronted place at the very end of the boardwalk called Estuary, and Estuary belonged, as far as Epstein could tell, to exactly one customer.He’d sat in his car for six minutes before going in. Told himself it was to check his phone. It wasn’t. It was because everything about the invitation had felt wrong in a way he couldn’t name — the empty pier, the unlisted number, a stranger who talked about extracting juice from a teenager’s brain like it was a business plan and not a threat. But fourteen million dollars gone, three men dead on somebody else’s ledger, and a boy who had somehow turned a school janitor’s uniform into an empire’s crest — wrong had stopped being a reason to say no a long time ago.He was already there when Epstein w
Chapter 239: A Courtesy
“That,” Josh said, “is the interesting part. I’ve spent eleven days trying to find out, and I have found nothing. No manifest name. No press record of the flight. No customs entry anywhere it should have landed. A man who can make an entire aircraft invisible to a company that sells invisibility for a living is not a businessman with a modest fortune, Principal. He’s the kind of man that other men like him write laws to protect.”Epstein set his wine down very carefully, because his hand had started shaking in earnest now.“You’re telling me the janitor is…”“I’m telling you I don’t know exactly what he is. I’m telling you that everything you’ve experienced this year — the money, the doors that open, the lawyers who appear out of nowhere, the machine that walked out of your school and became a national asset overnight — all of it makes considerably more sense if you stop imagining a lucky scholarship kid and start imagining an heir. A hidden one. Deliberately hidden, and well enough t
Chapter 240: Four Cars Back
Monday, 3:47 p.m., and Mark Epstein was learning that following someone in real life was nothing like the movies.In the movies, you tailed a man and there was tense music and you always knew what to do. There was always a script. In real life there was no script. Just traffic, and your target stopped at a light, and you either stopped right behind him like an idiot or blew through the light and lost him, and there was no music, only Austin in the passenger seat hissing instructions and your own heart going like a rabbit's."He's turning. He's turning! Do I turn?""Not yet." Austin sat low in the passenger seat of Mark's gray sedan, a baseball cap pulled down over his face like that was doing anything. "Four cars back. I told you. We stay four cars back.""There ARE no four cars, Austin, it's a residential street, if I stay four cars back we're in a different zip code!""Then slow down and let someone pass you.""Nobody's passing me, I'm doing fifteen…""That's why nobody's passing you