All Chapters of Daily Dossier: Secrets of a Lazy Husband: Chapter 61
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Victor had just stepped through the gates of the inner courtyard, his face already bright with a triumphant grin, when he suddenly burst into a fit of unrestrained laughter. It wasn't the polite, measured chuckle expected of the Empire’s Top Graduate; it was a deep, belly-aching laugh that made his shoulders heave.His attendant, Silas, watched him with a mixture of confusion and concern. "Sir, what has come over you?" she whispered, her eyes darting toward the surrounding guards and servants who were beginning to stare. "Please, keep your composure. People are watching, and it wouldn't do for your reputation to be questioned here in the Marquess’s estate."Victor tried to stifle his mirth, but his eyes were still watering as he clutched his stomach. "I... I just remembered something incredibly satisfying," he wheezed, struggling to catch his breath. In his mind, he was thinking of Caelum. *My dear little brother, you sent that mountain girl to humiliate me yesterday, didn't you? Wel
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The piercing shout of the Imperial Messenger shattered the lingering ease of the Xiao Estate. In an instant, the festive atmosphere, which had been light and harmonious only moments ago, was blanketed by a heavy, chilling layer of solemnity. The guests, who had been laughing and clinking cups, went silent, their faces shifting from joy to wary anticipation. The Second Steward, despite the weight of his years and the stiffness in his joints, realized the gravity of the situation. He didn't just walk; he scrambled, hurrying from the outer gates toward the middle courtyard with an urgency that seemed to shave years off his age. His breath came in ragged gasps as he reached the young general and her husband."Lady Celeste!" he cried out, his voice trembling slightly. "An envoy from the Imperial Capital—from the very heart of the Forbidden City—has arrived. They carry a Holy Decree to be proclaimed to the Old Marquess!"Celeste didn't flinch, but her eyes darkened with the weight of polit
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The moment the oral message was delivered, Caelum felt his entire world shift. What had he done to deserve being remembered by the Emperor of Great Wei, to the point of being granted a special amnesty to participate in the Imperial Examinations?It was only when the Old Marquess signaled Evangeline to arrange seating for Felix and the other envoys that Caelum finally snapped out of his daze. Celeste stepped to his side, her sharp eyes scanning his face. She asked in a quiet tone, "Husband... are you unhappy?"Caelum let out a long, weary sigh and spoke directly, "Wife, if I told you that I have no desire to participate in the examinations, no desire to become an official, and no interest in being a bureaucrat... would you believe me?"Celeste studied him for a long moment, her gaze serious and searching. After a brief silence, she parted her lips and said softly, "I believe you."Caelum looked at her, and this time he was certain she wasn't being sarcastic. A genuine smile broke acros
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Upon hearing Caelum’s call, Beatrice forgot all about her plans to punish those petty guests who dared to speak ill of her brother-in-law. She came running with excitement, her vibrant tribal attire—a blend of deep reds and blues adorned with intricate silver ornaments—shimmering in the sunlight. With every spirited step she took, the silver bells hanging beneath her collar chimed rhythmically, making her look like a fluttering butterfly dancing through the crowd."Brother-in-law! What wonderful thing do you have for me?" she asked, her eyes bright with curiosity."Come inside with me, and you shall find out," Caelum replied with a strained, stiff smile. He took Beatrice by the arm and led her directly into the main hall of the estate. Not only that, but he caught Celeste’s eye as she was busy organizing the seating at the main table and gave her a subtle, urgent signal.Celeste didn't hesitate for a second. She followed them into the room immediately. Once inside, Caelum leaned in an
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Gasps of astonishment rose and fell throughout the courtyard like waves. Most of those who had come to celebrate the Old Marquess's birthday were of noble birth and possessed refined tastes. Aside from Master Solomon, Celeste, Evangeline, and Caelum himself—who were already prepared—the rest of the guests were struck with profound disbelief.Even the Old Marquess, whose face had been glowing with joy, felt his smile freeze. He stared at the calligraphy scroll, murmuring under his breath, "The Ink Glows with Radiance... The Ink Glows with Radiance... Solomon, you old fox, did you know about this all along?"The birthday poem written on the scroll was impressive enough, but the calligraphy itself was of a caliber that could shake the entire province. If one added the fact that this was a 'New Style' of writing, its fame would surely spread across the Great Wei Empire in no time.Master Solomon paid him no mind. He stroked his beard, his eyes—usually clouded with age—now burning with ex
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To step aside just because he was told to—that was hardly the way of a great man. However, Caelum was currently a mere son-in-law, and one occupying the absolute lowest point of reputation at that. Selling out Beatrice was something that came to him as naturally as breathing.A moment later, the girl could be heard shouting at the top of her lungs as she ran into the distance. "Waaaa! Brother-in-law, save me! Help! Help!"As the fading sound of her silver bells chimed further and further away, Caelum and Celeste exchanged a look, both unable to suppress a chuckle. Celeste, of course, wasn't actually going to lay a hand on Beatrice; it was merely a small scare to keep her in line. Even when Beatrice had 'poisoned' the guests earlier, Celeste had only administered a mild punishment.After the laughter subsided, Celeste spoke with a more serious tone. "Husband, my elder sister and I have matters to attend to, so we won't be returning to the Spring Lotus Garden just yet."Caelum was sligh
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Caelum was entirely unaware of Celeste’s secret plans; had he known, he would have likely refused with stern conviction. Several days after the birthday banquet had concluded, he had settled back into his usual, leisurely routine. He had initially assumed that his offhand remark about "building high walls and storing grain" would prompt Celeste to seek him out for a detailed discussion. However, the reality was quite the opposite; Celeste remained buried in work, her feet barely touching the ground.According to Beatrice, Celeste had been spending her days preparing for the joint trade market with the mountain tribes. From site selection and surveying to the intricate calculations of the contracts, she was moving with a feverish intensity, as if ready to launch a massive operation at any moment.Though Caelum didn't pry into the details, he could piece together a general picture from the fragments of news he heard. It seemed the family had sensed a looming threat and were desperatel
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The following day, the sun shone brightly. To be more accurate, the summer heat was becoming stifling. Even within the scenic Villa Residences, with its lush vegetation, ponds, and the Purple Bamboo Forest, one could feel a wave of parched heat in the air. Caelum was faring better than most. Since his advancement in the martial path, the internal energy circulating through his body offered many subtle benefits, one of which was an increased resistance to the shifting seasons. The biting cold of winter and the scorching heat of summer no longer troubled him as they once did.Leo and Butterfly, however, were suffering quite a bit from the climate. Butterfly, in particular, had not had a single moment of rest since she rose at the crack of dawn. She had first assisted Leo with his morning routine, then moved on to serve Caelum, helping him wash and dress. With Celeste and Pelagia away from the estate, Beatrice also required her attention to wake up and get ready before Butterfly could
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Inside the Joyful Pavilion.Caelum arrived neither too early nor too late. Sylvia had just led five men of various ages, all dressed in long robes, through the outer gate.Evangeline was waiting outside the wooden building. When she saw Caelum approaching, a touch of self-consciousness flickered across her normally cool and elegant face. Finding her reaction quite interesting, Caelum offered a slight bow from a distance. After a brief moment of hesitation, Evangeline instructed Sylvia to have the men wait in the main hall. She then turned to greet Caelum."Brother-in-law, has Leo been causing trouble again?" she asked.Caelum caught the underlying meaning in her words—why else would he be here at the Joyful Pavilion? Not wanting to use his excuse of looking for a meal just yet, he shook his head with a smile."My wife mentioned before that you had found a place for me to spend my time. Since I was free today, I thought I’d come and ask about it."Evangeline looked at him with slight
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The fishing net had been found, and Caelum had cast it into the pond with high hopes. Yet, the result remained far from what he desired.It wasn't just him; Butterfly, Beatrice, and even Duke Terence and Solomon, who were watching from the sidelines, all took a turn. Not only did they fail to catch a single golden-scaled carp, but the fish actually bit and tore the net into tattered remains.Finally, Leo stepped forward, saying brightly that he would restore their dignity. He took the mangled net and tossed it casually into the water.The result was astounding.Those golden-scaled carp seemed to go mad, scrambling over one another to wrap themselves into the net. Some that couldn't fit even bit onto the ropes, frantically wagging their tails as if pleading to be caught.Caelum watched the splashing surface of the pond, lost in thought. It seemed the problem wasn't with him, nor with the fish—the problem was Leo.Beside him, Duke Terence clicked his tongue in amazement. Solomon, sharin