All Chapters of RULE NUMBER ONE: DON'T MESS WITH MR. BURGESS: Chapter 91
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CHAPTER 91
A heavy, leather-booted kick violently shattered the cheap wooden door, sending splintered oak flying across the cramped room.A wave of feral thugs stormed through the threshold, brandishing heavy iron pipes, rusted machetes, and brass knuckles. They shoved each other out of the way like hungry dogs fighting over a bone, screaming at the top of their lungs to intimidate their target."GET ON THE GROUND! DON'T EVEN MOVE!""WHERE IS HE?! SHOW YOUR FACE, YOU DEAD MAN WALKING!"Their gravelly shouts echoed off the thin plaster walls, but no one answered. The room was deathly quiet.The thugs abruptly slowed down, blinking in confusion as they fanned out across the tiny space. One guy kicked open the rickety closet door, only to find a couple of bent wire hangers. Another yanked back the stained shower curtain in the tiny bathroom, swinging a pipe at the empty air."Boss... ain't nobody here!" a tattooed thug called out, scratching his greasy neck in frustration. "The bastard ain't in
CHAPTER 92
Slayde had finished his cup, dropped a crisp twenty-dollar bill onto the table to cover the coffee and the barista's broken pastry rack, and slipped out the kitchen's delivery door just as the front doors were kicked open.He was already walking down the back alley, taking a deep, calm breath of the cool morning air.What followed over the next two hours was a frantic string of failures that drove the mob boss to the absolute brink of insanity. The thugs tore through the district like a swarm of angry hornets, hitting every single spot their informants pointed them toward:The Local Diner: They kicked in the double doors, flipping breakfast tables, only to find a half-eaten plate of bacon still steaming on a booth table near the back exit.The Laundromat: Six thugs barged in, kicking over washing machines, only to catch the faint scent of Slayde's soap brand lingering near an open back door.The Corner Convenience Store: They held the terrified cashier at knifepoint, demandingly aski
CHAPTER 93
He reached into his heavy fur coat, pulling out a solid, brass-knuckled fist and popping his thick fingers with a terrifying, metallic snap."I thought you were running from me," the boss purred, taking a few heavy steps forward until he was standing just ten feet away, his broad chest heaving from the chase. "But you just walked into a dead-end alley and sat your ass down. Out of steam, ex-con? Realized you’ve got nowhere left to run?"Slayde slowly uncrossed his arms.He rested his hands flat on his knees, leaning forward just enough for the flickering orange streetlamp to catch the hard, cold angles of his face."I wasn't running," Slayde rumbled, his dark eyes locking onto the boss's mismatched ones. "I was looking for a quiet place where no one would hear you scream."A suffocating silence fell over the dark alley. The boss’s jaw twitched violently. For a split second, the unhinged rage in his eyes flickered with an instinctual spark of doubt, but the humiliation of the past th
CHAPTER 94
The mob leader stood frozen in the dim alley, his hands clutching his shattered sternum, his chest heaving as he tried and failed to pull a single breath into his wheezing lungs.His mouth worked silently, opening and closing like a fish out of water. He stared up at Slayde, his mismatched eyes wide with sheer, unadulterated shock. Three hours of an exhausting chase, an entire crew backing him up, a brass-knuckled fist meant to cave skulls in... and the ex-con had dismissed him with a single, unbothered palm strike.He couldn't speak. He couldn't even form a threat. The crushing reality of Slayde's strength had completely paralyzed him.Seeing their terrifying boss bent double and gasping in agony broke whatever remained of the thugs' courage.CLANG.An iron pipe clattered against the wet pavement.THUD.A baseball bat rolled into the gutter.One by one, the surviving thugs dropped their weapons, their hands shooting straight into the freezing night air. Their knees buckled, hitti
CHAPTER 95
With a brutal grunt, Slayde swung the man like a human battering ram, sweeping him straight into a wave of four attackers.Steel met bone, bone met brick, and all four crumpled to the wet pavement in a chorus of agonizing snaps."What kind of monster is this?!" a thug shrieked, scrambling backward as Slayde tossed his useless projectile aside.The leader with the silver-capped cane stopped laughing. His smug smirk vanished, replaced by a cold bead of sweat trickling down his temple.Slayde was a force of nature. The narrow space, meant to trap him, had become his abattoir. The thirty men couldn't bring their numbers to bear in the tight quarters; they choked on their own falling bodies, stumbling over shattered batons and groaning comrades as Slayde carved through them like a butcher through wet clay.Two enforcers tried to flank him, swinging simultaneously from left and right. Slayde caught both of their wrists mid-air. He squeezed once, the sound of splintering bone echoing of
CHAPTER 96
He wore an oversized, neon-yellow leather jacket covered in random, hand-painted smiley faces, half of which had bloody X’s drawn over their eyes, paired with mismatched tartan trousers that flared over his heavy boots.His face was pale, smeared with grease and dried crimson paint around his lips. But his most terrifying features were his eyes: unnaturally wide, bulging like glass marbles, surrounded by dark, hollow circles. He stared unblinkingly at the wall, a wide, unnatural grin stretching across his cheeks until the corners of his mouth seemed ready to tear.He slowly pulled the heavy cleaver away from the sharpening stone, letting out a soft, high-pitched giggle that made the phone's speaker buzz with static."What was that?" the psychopath purred, his voice raspy and dripping with unhinged delight. He tilted his head so far to the side his neck let out a loud, sickening sound.CRACK.His wide, bloodshot eyes gleamed under the harsh purple blacklight humming overhead."He to
CHAPTER 97
The heavy-duty van cut through the dark, empty streets before turning swiftly down a secluded alley off 4th Street.Nash pulled up to a faded, windowless brick building and clicked the remote clipped to his visor. A rusted iron shutter groaned as it rolled upward, revealing a steep concrete ramp leading down into an abandoned underground garage. Nash drove inside, and the shutter rolled shut behind them with a heavy, echoing THUD that sealed them off from the outside world.The space was pitch-black, smelling faintly of old motor oil and cold dust, until Nash flipped a breaker switch on the wall. A single overhead industrial bulb hummed to life, casting a harsh beam of yellow light onto the center of the floor.Sliding the van’s side door open, Nash immediately took charge. He reached into the cargo hold, grabbed the unconscious mob leader by the collar of his ruined fur coat, and hauled him out onto the cold concrete."Move him over to the steel pillar, Nash," Slayde rumbled from
CHAPTER 98
It wasn’t a roar.It wasn’t a threat.It was a cold, surgical question that promised immediate violence.Valen’s boastful smirk froze. The words died in his throat, and he flinched, digging his chin back against his collarbone as Nash loomed over him. The bravado he’d just pumped into his chest deflated like a punctured balloon, his violet eye darting nervously between Nash’s stony face and Slayde’s unmoving shadow in the corner."N-no," Valen muttered, his raspy voice suddenly stripped of its booming confidence. A single bead of cold sweat trailed down his neck. "I'm... I'm just telling you how it is.""No, you're not," Nash said coldly. He planted one heavy palm against the steel pillar right beside Valen's head, leaning in close enough for the mob boss to hear him breathe. "You're trying to convince yourself you still have leverage. You don't."Valen swallowed hard, his throat clicking in the quiet garage. The icy water dripping from his chin felt like liquid nitrogen agains
CHAPTER 99
Valen’s eyes were wide with fear. Blood dripped from his broken nose, and he froze as he heard screeching metal outside."He's here..." Valen whispered, terrified. "Oh God, he followed the van... Jinx is here."Nash was not scared. He wiped blood off his cheek and stared at the door like a hunting predator. A dark smile appeared on his face."Followed us?" Nash said, cracking his neck. "I checked behind us three times. He must have been waiting on the main road."Nash looked into the dark corner of the room, speaking with respect. "Boss, do you want me to kill him, or should we open the door and drag him inside?"Slayde sat completely still in the dark. He stared at the metal garage door. He wasn't afraid or angry. He was thinking clearly.‘Green hair. Yellow jacket. A crazy guy who doesn't care about money or power.’In prison, Slayde had seen many crazy men like Jinx. They thought being crazy made them strong. Slayde knew better. To him, crazy people were just loud and disorg
CHAPTER 100
Jinx didn't wait for Slayde to answer.Before the giant could even open his mouth, Jinx tapped the sky-blue barrel of his revolver against Slayde’s chest twice. Letting out a soft, wheezing laugh, he backed up three quick steps with a dramatic, fluid bounce."Ah, actually—don't tell me!" Jinx chirped, waving his free hand dismissively, his neon-yellow jacket swaying with the motion. "I don't even care! The reasons are so boring. People always have little reasons for the silly things they do."He stopped at the edge of the moonlight spilling through the ruined shutter, tilting his head until his vibrant green hair flopped over one eye. His wide, bulging gaze swept over Slayde’s massive shoulders, his broad chest, and the sheer brick-wall presence the giant held without moving a single muscle."Look at you, though..." Jinx whispered, his grin widening until his yellowed teeth caught the dim overhead light. "You really are strong. Big muscles, stone face, breaking thirty guys like they