All Chapters of Leveling Up in Reality... by Slaughtering Chickens!?: Chapter 11
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Chapter 011
Refusing to let his rapidly depleting funds go to waste, Glen Johnson forced himself to systematically chug every single remaining cup of the rejected, processed fruit juice.He had originally paid the dessert shop girl to squeeze fourteen distinct cups of fresh juice, but the system had only accepted three of them to synthesize the Health Potion. That left eleven full cups of assorted, sugary liquid sitting on the edge of the stone planter.Fortunately, the shop hadn't filled every single cup to the absolute brim, otherwise, he genuinely wouldn't have been able to force it all down. But even with the slightly reduced volume, downing eleven cups of thick, pulpy liquid in rapid succession left him feeling bloated, his stomach stretching uncomfortably like an overfilled water balloon.With the suffocating pressure of the twenty-four-hour mission timer finally lifted from his shoulders, Glen decided to immediately tackle his housing crisis. If he couldn't secure a cheap apartment by sund
Chapter 012
The collective sound of sharp, horrified gasps rippled through the dense circle of onlookers as Glen Johnson ruthlessly continued the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Watching his relentless, desperate effort to force air into the dying woman's lungs, the bystanders couldn't help but exchange guilty glances, a profound sense of genuine admiration slowly washing over them.It was a harsh, undeniable truth of the modern world: most people considered themselves inherently decent, and the vast majority of the crowd forming the barricade genuinely wanted to help someone in a sudden, life-threatening crisis. But faced with the visceral, stomach-churning reality of a dying, seventy-something-year-old woman violently foaming at the mouth, almost no one possessed the iron stomach or the raw nerve required to actually lock lips with her. Human nature was predictably shallow; if the victim crumpled on the concrete had been a beautiful, eighteen-year-old girl in distress, half the men currently stan
Chapter 013
The collective sound of sharp, horrified gasps rippled through the dense circle of onlookers as Glen Johnson ruthlessly continued the mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Watching his relentless, desperate effort to force air into the dying woman's lungs, the bystanders couldn't help but exchange guilty glances, a profound sense of genuine admiration slowly washing over them.It was a harsh, undeniable truth of the modern world: most people considered themselves inherently decent, and the vast majority of the crowd forming the barricade genuinely wanted to help someone in a sudden, life-threatening crisis. But faced with the visceral, stomach-churning reality of a dying, seventy-something-year-old woman violently foaming at the mouth, almost no one possessed the iron stomach or the raw nerve required to actually lock lips with her. Human nature was predictably shallow; if the victim crumpled on the concrete had been a beautiful, eighteen-year-old girl in distress, half the men currently stan
Chapter 014
"She's awake! She actually opened her eyes!"The surrounding bystanders, who just moments ago were whispering frantically that Glen's reckless administration of the unknown red liquid was going to get him sued for murder, were now staring in absolute shock. In the blink of an eye, the dying old woman had miraculously opened her eyes.Glen was equally stunned. While he had desperately banked on the Health Potion having some marginal effect—hoping it would simply fortify her failing heart just long enough to keep her breathing until the ambulance arrived—he had never anticipated such instantaneous, explosive results. The magical liquid had barely slid down her throat before she was jolted out of her deadly coma."Young man... you saved me!" she rasped, her voice weak but steady.Not only had the elderly woman regained consciousness, but her mind was remarkably sharp and lucid. Realizing she was resting in Glen's arms, a wave of profound, exhausted gratitude washed over her deeply lined
Chapter 015
After firmly securing his newly allocated attributes, Glen Johnson reached back into the dimensional void of the Upgrade Chest and retrieved the mysterious, poker-sized card he had just earned.The moment his fingers gripped the smooth surface of the card, the icy, synthetic voice of the system echoed in his mind."Lucky Card (Low-tier). Activation temporarily grants the Host with Normal-level Luck. Duration: 5 minutes. Countdown initiates immediately upon confirmation. Note: This is a single-use consumable item and cannot be reused."Glen stared at the card, instantly recognizing the mechanic. This was a classic consumable item from the game. Whenever a player cracked one of these open, a glowing 'Lucky Halo' would physically materialize above their avatar's head. While bathed in that light, the drop rates for grinding mobs would massively skyrocket, drastically increasing the chances of looting premium, top-tier gear instead of standard trash.He hadn't expected a magical buff like t
Chapter 016
Seeing that the slick real estate agent couldn't even be bothered to pretend to look at his computer screen, Glen Johnson realized he was completely wasting his breath. He shook his head in disgust, let out a heavy sigh of defeat, and turned on his heel to walk right back out the glass doors.Whatever... looks like I really shouldn't put too much faith in this invisible luck nonsense, he thought bitterly as the suffocating summer heat hit him. Especially since it was only a low-tier Lucky Card anyway... maybe a higher-level version would actually bend reality, but this garbage tier is probably only good for winning a few hands of poker.But just as he stepped off the curb and prepared to disappear into the crowded street, a crisp, sweet voice called out from directly behind him."Hey... handsome, can you wait a second?"Glen stopped in his tracks and turned around. Jogging out of the real estate agency was a young woman dressed in a tight black leather jacket and a short blue denim sk
Chapter 017
During the cab ride across the city, Glen Johnson finally got a read on his unexpected savior. Her name was Sera Sky, a fresh, bright-eyed graduate who had recently earned her degree from the Westbridge Institute of Technology. She explained the living situation: she currently shared the massive split-level apartment with three other Westbridge alumni—Lola Bernthal, Inde Damon, and Alison Page.However, the fragile ecosystem of their shared rent had just taken a massive hit. A few days prior, Inde Damon had received a frantic phone call regarding a severe family emergency, forcing her to pack her bags and immediately catch a train back to her hometown. With rent collection day looming like a dark cloud and all of their post-grad bank accounts looking painfully thin, the remaining girls had held an emergency meeting. Their only viable solution to avoid eviction was to temporarily sublet Inde's vacant bedroom.Originally, their plan was strictly conservative: they only wanted to lease t
Chapter 018
A little after four o'clock in the afternoon, Glen Johnson stood outside the door of the Wisteria Gardens split-level apartment, his hands gripping several plastic grocery bags stuffed with cheap seasonings and fresh produce from the local farmer's market. He knocked firmly on the heavy door.Sera Sky quickly pulled the door open, a bright, teasing smile already plastered across her face. She reached out and took a few of the crinkling bags from his hands. "Well, well... you really went all out buying groceries!" she teased, her eyes flashing with playful mischief. "But I'm warning you right now, I can't guarantee that bribing my roommates with food is actually going to work. If you end up losing your investment and they still kick you to the curb, I'm not taking any responsibility for it!".Glen just scratched the back of his head, keeping his expression perfectly level. "It won't be a total loss," he replied. "Like I told you, this meal is just me treating you girls, a way to make f
Chapter 019
Hearing the synthetic voice echo in his skull, Glen was completely caught off guard.What the hell was this? Raw, leafy greens could actually be synthesized?He was intimately familiar with the Upgrade Chest's primary crafting mechanics from his gaming days; standard crafting materials like raw iron, silk, or ebony wood could be stacked and fused inside the dimensional slots. For instance, feeding five pieces of low-grade, Level 3 ebony wood into the chest would synthesize a single, higher-grade piece of Level 2 ebony. The higher the material grade, the more powerful the final forged equipment would be. But he had never expected that standard, real-world edible groceries would be classified by the system as valid crafting materials!While the culinary synthesis was a massive shock, the sudden forced activation of a hidden 'Chef' class left him utterly speechless. In the single day since he had bound the system, he had already triggered three distinct class paths. If the system kept th
Chapter 020
Roughly half an hour ticked by. Through the hum of the kitchen appliances, Glen Johnson could hear the faint, lively chatter of young women echoing from the living room. He forcefully suppressed the urge to peek out and get a look at his two mysterious, potential roommates, keeping his eyes locked dead on the stove as he prepared to stir-fry the final dish of the night.This final dish was going to be the wildcard. It consisted entirely of the bok choy he had run through the Upgrade Chest's [Material Synthesis] function. He knew these greens were no longer standard produce; the magical synthesis had fundamentally altered them. While he had no idea what they were actually going to taste like, their visual presentation alone was absolutely staggering.Normally, prepping a stir-fry meant meticulously pulling apart the larger leaves and chopping the thick stalks. But because the system had hyper-condensed every single plant down to the size of a thumb, no chopping was required. He could j