All Chapters of Don't Piss Off the Apothecary: Chapter 71
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Chapter 071
Bam! Gabriel smashed his fist angrily into the hard wooden table in front of him and turned it into dust. He spat loudly, "This damned lich!"After he had vented his frustrations, he asked in a worried voice, "Mr. Apothecary, is this parasite thing dangerous?"Carl shook his head. "I can't be sure just yet. I have no idea what it does, but I think that anything that is related to a lich has to be full of evil and danger."The young apothecary's reply caused both Gabriel and Hervor to be terrified.Carl paused to think for a moment, then said, "Perhaps you could ask the temple for help." He added, "You could look for the priestess who fought the lich in the forest earlier. She might be able to resolve Hervor's problem. Otherwise, you could go to the Holy City to seek the help from the head priest. If you tell them you've been cursed by a lich, I'm sure the temple will do something about it."Gabriel fell silent. He glanced at Hervor and had a conflicted look
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"Stay safe, and make sure nobody discovers you!" Hervor gave one last instruction before Gabriel and Lucas left the house via the secret tunnel.Carl was already in the kitchen, checking the pots and the firewood, making preparations for the concoction process. Hervor stood at the door and started hesitantly, "Mr. Apothecary…""You can just call me Carl," replied the young man. "I think we can consider ourselves friends now, so there's no need to speak so formally.""We're… friends?" Hervor was a little surprised, but there was also a new sparkle in her eyes. "Carl it is then. Thank you, Carl, for staying for my sake.""Well, we're friends, and friends should help each other." Carl was very bad at handling such displays of emotions, so he waved his hands about to hide his awkwardness and said, "Besides, I'm an apothecary, so I'm always interested in strange and difficult illnesses. In fact, I should be thanking you for giving me the chance to test m
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Hervor's skin turned red as steam started to rise out of her body. She looked like she was in terrible pain."Hervor! How are you feeling?" Everyone was terribly concerned and worried for her.She tried to endure the pain and squeezed a smile out. "Don't worry, I'm not… AHHH!" A powerful force suddenly hit her from the inside and she could not help but let out a scream of pain.Carl could see that Hervor's body had given off an intense concentration of magic particles after drinking the concoction. A brilliant glow surged toward her belly button in waves.This told Carl that the concoction he had made was indeed effective against the parasite. The force created by the drug was targeting the parasite and trying to kill it. The pain that Hervor felt was unfortunately part of the process to kill the parasite.He tried to cheer her on, "Hervor, hang in there for just a while more…"Before he could finish his sentence, a black beam shot out fro
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A dense rain of arrows poured down from the sky, all of them with the same speed, the same force, and at exactly the same time. Not only were they aimed at the lich, but they were also aimed at Carl and his companions. The young apothecary immediately called out, "Gabriel! Carry Hervor! We need to leave now!""How dare you run?!" The lich pointed a finger and a dark green beam shot out from his finger and into the sky. "You're all going down to hell to repent for what you've done!" Flames the same color as the beam that had shot out from his finger earlier lit up the dark skies, causing the clouds within a few hundred meters' radius to rain bright green balls of fire."Ghost Flames!" Danielle's face paled a little.As the flaming balls fell from the sky, the first thing they made contact with was the rain of arrows. Once the steel arrows touched the flames, they melted like candle wax.The mercenary army could already sense the imminent danger even before the gre
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As the battleship fell apart, everyone lost their balance and fell into the river. Amazingly enough, the exact place where Hervor lay remained in one good piece as it floated on the surface of the water.Carl clung onto the floating wood and had nearly fallen into the water. At the same time, he called Pudding over with his thoughts.The snake's thick body emerged from the water and swung its tail toward Carl and Hervor, ready to carry them to the nearest shore. Just a split second before Pudding could do that, however, the lich appeared on the other side of the floating wood and raised a finger. A dim glow instantly shot out from his finger and everything within a fifteen-meter radius froze immediately.Pudding's body stiffened instantly, as if it were nothing but an ice sculpture, its tail still in the air. Carl himself felt like he had become a stone statue. His body felt as if it did not belong to him anymore, and he could not even move his eyes. This restrictive
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Carl was suspicious as he looked warily at Hervor. The lich was capable of almost anything, so he had to be on his guard at all times. Hervor turned and stared at him in surprise as she asked puzzledly, "If I'm not Hervor, then who could I be? When I woke up, I realized you were in a very dangerous situation, so I…"She stopped herself there with an embarrassed look on her face and changed the topic. "Where's Gabriel and the rest? Did something happen in the secret tunnel?"Carl was surprised by her question at first, but quickly remembered that she had lost consciousness immediately after she had consumed the liquid he had concocted. It made sense for her to have no recollection of what happened after that.He did not know where to start explaining the situation from either, and he was not sure if he ought to tell her about the lich's plan to use her body to revive his daughter. This was terrifying enough for others to hear about, and it would definitely be de
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Carl felt a violent force surge into his brain that made him shudder uncontrollably. He tried his best to endure the discomfort and attempted to resist the lich, but the man was far too strong for him. He felt like his brain was being pierced by a needle, which put him through excruciating pain.Pudding could sense Carl's pain, and after a brief moment of hesitation, it bit down on Carl. The sudden bite made Carl ask: Pudding, why did you bite me?He got his answer almost immediately. He was amazed as the unbearable pain in his head disappeared completely.Carl remembered that this was because of the soul pact between himself and Pudding. They could share everything, including pain. Back when he had taken the secret drug and was on the verge of breaking down, Pudding had also bitten him and taken on the pain for him. The same thing was happening now.He could sense that Pudding had become weak and listless from the pain.The lich, on the other hand, was asto
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"Carl… Carl…" A familiar voice called out to Carl from a distance. He opened his eyes blearily and Hervor's pretty face immediately came into view. He stared at her in confusion and asked, "Hervor? Are we… are we in hell?"Hervor burst out laughing and her smile was positively mesmerizing. "Carl, we're still alive.""What?" Carl massaged his temples and struggled to sit up. He still remembered how the lich had suddenly turned around to attack him when they were in the desert, so he thought he was dead."Where are we?" Carl looked around and realized he was inside a very luxuriously furnished room. It looked like a bedroom belonging to an aristocrat."I have no idea," said Hervor as she shook her head. "When I woke up, I found myself on the bed, while you were left on the floor. What happened after I passed out?""It's like this…" Carl briefly recounted what happened earlier, but purposely left out any details related to Irina. Sin
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The lich glared menacingly at Carl, as if he was going to behead the young man if he did not have any answer for this question.Carl was frantic at first, but he took a deep breath and replied to the lich calmly, "I need to check her vitals before making a diagnosis and giving you a proper answer."The lich's eyes flickered brightly as they stared straight at Carl threateningly, as though he were trying to assess if the young man was lying to him or not.Carl did not look away and stared right back, so the lich eventually loosened his grip and said in a sinister voice, "Go and check her now, then come back with a clear treatment plan."The young man caught his breath and went to the couch to take a look at Hervor. He felt terrible when he saw how the young lively mercenary girl had passed out again.Even though the mastermind behind all of this was the lich, Carl felt that he had contributed to her condition as well. After all, it was his concoction that had
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Carl's first instinct after landing in this room filled with bats and scorpions was to call on Pudding, only to realize that while the little snake was still around his wrist, it was in hibernation and he could not wake it up at all."This time I'm truly doomed," he thought as he let out a sigh of despair. Yet, somewhere deep inside, he felt that the lich was not going to let him die just like that.Just then, the bloodsucking bats that were circling the ceiling suddenly swooped down. The venomous scorpions in the dark corner also started crawling up the wall and were ready to attack.The bats swooped down so quickly that the wind their movement created cut his face like knives. Just when he thought that the bats were going to attack him from all directions and feed on his flesh, a rustling noise came from the corner as the scorpions lay low and shot their stingers at the bats.The scorpions and the bats are fighting each other? But why?Carl was flummoxed f