All Chapters of The Secretary's God-Tier Glitch: Chapter 81
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Chapter 81: The Blockade
"Relax, Miller, you don't even have a lineage worth auditing," Arka laughed, his eyes locked on the narrow ribbon of asphalt winding steeply upward into the jagged grey silhouettes of the northern mountain pass. He slammed the gearshift down with a sharp, metallic clack, the marine-grade engine roaring in response as it bit deep into the steep grade. "Besides, Vance can't audit what he can't catch.""He doesn't have to catch us if we drive ourselves off a four-thousand-foot precipice!" Miller shrieked, clutching his clipboard like a shield as the van's rear tires spun loose on a patch of loose gravel, showering a cascade of tiny stones over the sheer cliff edge. "Look at this incline! There are no guardrails! There are no safety netting compliance standards! This is a structural disaster waiting to happen!""Quiet, Miller, or I'll let you steer," Arka flashed a sharp, toothy grin over his shoulder, effortlessly correcting the skid with a flick of his wrist."Do not even joke about tha
Chapter 82: Reconnaissance
"Do not even joke about that, Arka," Miller shrieked, his voice climbing an octave as the van’s engine gave a high-pitched, agonizing whine that sounded entirely too much like a dying animal. "I have never operated a heavy transport vehicle without a certified supervisor present, let alone on a sheer mountain ledge with zero structural containment protocols!""Relax, Miller, you're ruining the ambiance," Arka laughed, his hands dancing across the steering wheel with casual, terrifying confidence as he whipped the battered van around another punishing hairpin turn. The tires squealed in protest against the sun-baked asphalt, kicking up a miniature avalanche of loose dirt and small stones that vanished silently into the bottomless abyss yawning just inches from the passenger-side door. "Look at the scenery! It's gorgeous. Fresh air, blue sky, absolutely zero quarterly compliance reviews.""Fresh air does not compensate for a complete lack of designated safety barriers," Miller muttered,
Chapter 83: The Plan
"Fresh air does not compensate for a complete lack of designated safety barriers," Miller muttered, pressing his forehead so hard against the side window that his glasses left a greasy smudge on the glass. "If we hit a loose patch of shale, our liability waiver won't even cover the body retrieval.""Stop looking at the drop, Miller, or you'll throw up on my floor mats," Arka said, his eyes narrowed as he downshifted sharply. The engine dropped its pitch from a desperate scream to a low, guttural growl. "And keep your voice down. We're coming up on the ridge."The van crested the final steep rise of the pass, sliding smoothly into the deep shadow of an overhanging limestone ledge. Arka cut the headlights with a sharp flick of his thumb, plunging the interior into a sudden, suffocating gloom broken only by the dim, orange glow of the dashboard instrument panel. Below them, bathed in the harsh, glaring beams of high-intensity mobile floodlights, sat the blockade."Look at that," Bimo whi
Chapter 84: The Diversion
"Look at that," Bimo whispered, pulling his head back from the rocky outcrop and wiping a layer of fine, grey mountain dust from his glasses. "Two heavy transport haulers parked chassis-to-chassis right across the tarmac. There is literally zero clearance on either side. Not even a bicycle could slip past without tripping their perimeter sensors.""And look who brought the welcoming committee," Arka muttered, leaning over the steering wheel to squint down through the cracked windshield at the floodlit asphalt below.Parked beside the barricade was a sleek, black corporate command vehicle, its idling engine puffing thin exhaust into the crisp mountain air. Standing right in front of its high-intensity headlights, holding a portable comm-unit to his ear with visible fury, was Regional Vice President Vance. Even from a hundred yards away, the man’s posture radiated pure, unadulterated homicide."Vance looks like he hasn't slept since Sector Four went dark," Bimo observed, a grim satisfac
Chapter 85: Smashing the Gate
"Vance looks like he hasn't slept since Sector Four went dark," Bimo observed, a grim satisfaction lacing his voice as he adjusted his grip on the rusted iron crowbar he had scavenged back in Oakhaven. "Look at him pacing. He's chewing out his entire detail over an open frequency, and you can practically hear the static of his blood pressure spiking all the way up here.""Good," Miller said, his voice trembling only slightly as he clutched a battered cardboard box full of empty tin cans and a heavy military-grade red flare like it was a sacred relic. "Let him fry his cardiovascular system. It saves us the trouble of filing an official complaint with human resources.""Save the corporate compliance humor for the history books, Miller," Arka snapped, his foot hovering impatiently over the throttle while his fingers deftly whipped the ignition wires together into a tighter, sparks-flying knot. "Because if your little theatrical performance down there doesn't draw every single one of thos
Chapter 86: The Pick-Up
"Because if your little theatrical performance down there doesn't draw every single one of those guards away from the secondary access road, my bumper is going to be intimately acquainted with solid-welded industrial steel," Arka said, his knuckles turning white as he wrenched the steering wheel to the side."I am fully aware of the physics involved in a high-speed structural collision, Arka," Miller snapped back, his hands shaking violently as he popped the plastic cap off the red emergency flare. "You don't need to illustrate it with your tone of voice. Just make sure you actually stop the van when you pick me up, or I’ll sue your estate for negligence.""Assuming you survive the impact," Bimo added dryly, leaning over the back of the passenger seat to wedge a jammed safety belt into place. "Ready, Miller? Remember your lines: lots of noise, maximum insult, zero hesitation.""I have practiced corporate insubordination for twelve years," Miller muttered, taking a deep, shuddering bre
Chapter 87: Beyond the Ridge
"I have practiced corporate insubordination for twelve years," Miller muttered, taking a deep, shuddering breath as he shoved the cardboard box of empty tin cans against his chest. "I think I know how to yell at a middle-management sociopath without forgetting my lines.""Just don't trip over your own loafers," Arka warned, revving the rebuilt engine until the marine-grade exhaust let out a deep, concussive roar that echoed off the sheer rock faces of the pass. "Because I am not backing up if they start shooting. I will literally run you over to save myself.""That is profoundly reassuring," Miller shot back, yanking the van door open before his courage could completely evaporate. "Try not to miss the gate!"With a final, desperate shove, Miller tumbled out of the cab and onto the loose gravel of the mountain road, the heavy door slamming shut behind him with a metallic crash. He didn't look back. Pushing his glasses up his nose, he scrambled fifty yards down the winding asphalt towar
Chapter 88: The Flare and the Fury
"I don't care if the perimeter sensors are glitching!" Regional Vice-President Vance’s voice sliced through the cold mountain air, sharp as a rusted scalpel. He paced beside the idling, high-end armored command SUV, his face illuminated by the harsh blue glow of his handheld tablet. "If that secondary gate isn't physically welded shut in five minutes, Ward, I'm going to personally oversee your transfer to a deep-crust mining outpost!""Sir, the automation systems are lagging," Captain Ward replied, sweating despite the chill as he gestured to his armed security detail. "The network lag from Sector Four’s quarantine is—""I don't pay you to give me networking diagnostics!" Vance hissed, slamming the tablet against the hood of the SUV. "I pay you to keep this operation dead quiet! If the regional board gets wind of—"Shhhh-tzt!A violent, blinding hiss cut him off.At the crest of the rocky ridge, a sudden, blinding crimson fire erupted. It wasn't a standard flashlight or a vehicle high
Chapter 89: Screaming Metal
"What in the name of the fiscal surplus is that?" Vance roared, his hand instantly dropping to the heavy sidearm holstered at his hip as the hellish crimson light washed over the ridge."Intruder! Up on the ridge!" Captain Ward screamed, frantically waving his arms at half a dozen armed security guards. "Move, move, move! Detain him! Check those compliance codes!""Level Four Audit Violation! Article Twelve, Section Nine!" Miller’s voice bellowed down the mountain pass, perfectly pitched, dripping with terrifying corporate authority and absolute, manic rage. "You are in direct dereliction of regional asset tracking protocol! I am freezing your operational budget effective immediately, you incompetent buffoon!"Vance’s face went an alarming shade of purple. "Wait—what? Who is that? Is that an auditor? Ward, stop him! Don't let him near the main transceiver!"As the entire security detail scrambled up the rocky incline toward Miller’s furious, screaming silhouette, the secondary access
Chapter 90: The Scramble
"Level Four Audit Violation! Article Twelve, Section Nine!" Miller’s voice echoed off the jagged canyon walls, carrying a terrifying weight of absolute, manic corporate authority. "You are in direct dereliction of regional asset tracking protocol! I am freezing your operational budget effective immediately, you incompetent buffoon!"Regional Vice-President Vance’s face turned an alarming shade of mottled purple, his fingers twitching violently against the casing of his tactical tablet. "An auditor? Here? Right now? Ward, who authorized an unscheduled audit? Did headquarters send a compliance team behind my back?""Sir, I—I don't know!" Captain Ward stammered, frantically waving his arms at half a dozen heavily armed security guards who were now hesitating on the edge of the pass. "The automated roster didn't flag any arrivals! There shouldn't be anyone within fifty miles of this ridge!""I don't care about the automated roster!" Vance roared, his voice cracking with sudden, unmitigate