All Chapters of Unbound Divinity: The Art of Divine Inconvenience: Chapter 21
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Nyxara’s Terms
Chapter 21: Nyxara’s Terms"Before anyone starts celebrating the miraculous re-solidification of our favorite thief, we need to establish some ground rules," Nyxara announced, her voice cutting through the smell of scorched vinegar like a freshly whetted blade. She leaned against Master Vane’s rickety doorframe, her arms crossed over her leather tunic, her eyes fixed entirely on Aether. "I didn't lead you through the lower cisterns, dodge Gilded Regulators, and fence stolen dock salt out of the goodness of my cold, black heart."Aether, who was currently occupied with staring down at his newly restored hands and flexing his fingers to ensure they didn't dissolve back into orange mist, let out a soft sigh. "Ah, the transactional pivot. I was wondering when your inner merchant would finally eclipse your inner assassin.""Shut up, Aether," Calista snapped, though her hand instinctively drifted away from the hilt of her rapier. Her solar divinity had finally quieted beneath her skin, but
The Regulators’ Dragnet
Chapter 22: The Regulators’ Dragnet"If the city guard breaches this door in the next ten seconds, Nyxara, I am blaming your accounting methods," Calista said, her fingers flying over the rusted bolt of the back sluice gate while the heavy timber door of Master Vane’s workshop shuddered under the brutal impact of a Regulator’s battering ram."My accounting methods kept your boyfriend from dissolving into a localized weather event in the lower cisterns, Captain," Nyxara fired back without looking up, her silver daggers already wedged into the warped iron frame to pry the rusted hinges apart. "Save the administrative complaints for the tribunal.""I am not her boyfriend, I am her legally involuntary co-defendant," Aether corrected smoothly, leaning against the damp limestone wall while casually brushing a stray speck of iridescent blue tonic off his lapel. "Though I do appreciate how wonderfully protective you both get when we are trapped in a subterranean hazard zone.""Aether, help me
Refuge in the Rookeries
Chapter 23: Refuge in the Rookeries"If the city guard breaches this door in the next ten seconds, Nyxara, I am blaming your accounting methods," Calista said, her fingers flying over the rusted bolt of the back sluice gate while the heavy timber door of Master Vane’s workshop shuddered under the brutal impact of a Regulator’s battering ram."My accounting methods kept your boyfriend from dissolving into a localized weather event in the lower cisterns, Captain," Nyxara fired back without looking up, her silver daggers already wedged into the warped iron frame to pry the rusted hinges apart. "Save the administrative complaints for the tribunal.""I am not her boyfriend, I am her legally involuntary co-defendant," Aether corrected smoothly, leaning against the damp limestone wall while casually brushing a stray speck of iridescent blue tonic off his lapel. "Though I do appreciate how wonderfully protective you both get when we are trapped in a subterranean hazard zone.""Aether, help me
The Weight of the Chain
Chapter 24: The Weight of the Chain"If you poke it with another hairpin, Aether, I am going to throw both you and the pink handcuff out of this attic window," Calista warned, her voice tight with a profound, bone-deep exhaustion as she dropped her scraper onto the wooden table with a sharp clatter.Aether didn't even look up from where he was kneeling beside her chair, his tongue poking slightly out of the corner of his mouth in intense concentration. With a tiny, metallic click, the fine steel wire in his right hand bent at an unnatural angle. He sighed, pulling the improvised pick back and examining it with a look of theatrical disappointment."Well, that is no way to treat a matrimonial keepsake, Captain," Aether murmured, holding up the bent wire like a fallen soldier. "Besides, throwing me out the window would cause immediate legal complications. We are still tethered at the wrist by a magical high-security restraint forged by the crown's finest alchemists. If I go down, gravity
A Plan in the Dust
Chapter 25: A Plan in the Dust"If you poke that cuff with another hairpin, Aether, I am going to throw both you and the pink matrimonial keepsake out of this attic window," Calista warned, her voice tight with a profound, bone-deep exhaustion as she dropped her scraper onto the wooden table with a sharp clatter that rattled the hanging bundles of dried sage above them.Aether didn't even look up from where he was kneeling beside her chair, his tongue poking slightly out of the corner of his mouth in intense concentration. With a tiny, metallic click, the fine steel wire in his right hand bent at an unnatural angle against the enchanted tumbler inside the shackle. He sighed, pulling the improvised pick back and examining it with a look of theatrical disappointment."Well, that is no way to treat a matrimonial keepsake, Captain," Aether murmured, holding up the bent wire like a fallen soldier. "Besides, throwing me out the window would cause immediate legal complications. We are still
Tailoring and Troubles
Chapter 26: Tailoring and Troubles"If you ruin this coat with another one of your sparkling chemical mishaps, Aether, I am going to leave you in this back-alley shop as collateral," Calista whispered sharply, her fingers gripping the lapel of a remarkably stiff, charcoal-gray wool jacket that smelled faintly of scorched lint and dried cabbage."My chemical mishaps are entirely unintentional, Captain, and furthermore, this coat makes me look like a respectable gentleman of the merchant class rather than an escaped fugitive with a glowing pink accessory," Aether retorted, smoothing down the front of the garment while inspecting his reflection in a cracked, grease-smeared mirror that hung crookedly from a rusted iron nail.Across the cramped, shadowy tailoring shop, the proprietor—a perpetually nervous man named Master Gimble whose fingers were permanently stained with dark blue ink—cleared his throat with a wet, rattling sound. He clutched a measuring tape to his chest like a shield, h
The Art of the Grift
Chapter 27: The Art of the Grift"If you ruin this coat with another one of your sparkling chemical mishaps, Aether, I am going to leave you in this back-alley shop as collateral," Calista whispered sharply, her fingers gripping the lapel of a remarkably stiff, charcoal-gray wool jacket that smelled faintly of scorched lint and dried cabbage."My chemical mishaps are entirely unintentional, Captain, and furthermore, this coat makes me look like a respectable gentleman of the merchant class rather than an escaped fugitive with a glowing pink accessory," Aether retorted, smoothing down the front of the garment while inspecting his reflection in a cracked, grease-smeared mirror that hung crookedly from a rusted iron nail.Across the cramped, shadowy tailoring shop, the proprietor—a perpetually nervous man named Master Gimble whose fingers were permanently stained with dark blue ink—cleared his throat with a wet, rattling sound. He clutched a measuring tape to his chest like a shield, his
Crossing the Silt-Bridge
Chapter 28: Crossing the Silt-Bridge"If you adjust that collar one more time, Aether, I am going to tell the Regulator captain at the gate that you are carrying three kilos of contraband fire-salt in your trousers," Calista hissed under her breath, her hand sliding instinctively toward the hilt of her rapier before she remembered she was supposed to be a wealthy merchant’s aristocratic wife taking a morning constitutional.Aether lowered his hands from his neck with an expression of deeply wounded innocence, smoothing down the front of the charcoal-gray wool jacket that smelled faintly of scorched lint and dried cabbage. "Contraband fire-salt? In these trousers? Really, Captain, you wound me. This is high-end merchant tailoring, crafted by the finest ink-stained hands in the Rookeries. If anything, the only thing I am carrying is an abundance of natural charm and a severe lack of breakfast.""Keep your voice down," Calista snapped, her boots clicking sharply against the cobblestones
The Magistrate’s Garden Party
Chapter 29: The Magistrate’s Garden Party"If you adjust that collar one more time, Aether, I am going to tell the Regulator captain at the gate that you are carrying three kilos of contraband fire-salt in your trousers," Calista hissed under her breath, her hand sliding instinctively toward the hilt of her rapier before she remembered she was supposed to be a wealthy merchant’s aristocratic wife taking a morning constitutional.Aether lowered his hands from his neck with an expression of deeply wounded innocence, smoothing down the front of the charcoal-gray wool jacket that smelled faintly of scorched lint and dried cabbage. "Contraband fire-salt? In these trousers? Really, Captain, you wound me. This is high-end merchant tailoring, crafted by the finest ink-stained hands in the Rookeries. If anything, the only thing I am carrying is an abundance of natural charm and a severe lack of breakfast.""Keep your voice down," Calista snapped, her boots clicking sharply against the cobblest
Separating the Wheat from the Chaff
Chapter 30: Separating the Wheat from the Chaff"If you trip over your own feet while trying to bow to the district magistrate's second-cousin, I am cutting this silk sash with my bare teeth," Calista murmured out of the corner of her mouth, her radiant smile stretched so tightly across her face it practically hummed with suppressed violence.Aether offered a dazzling, entirely unearned grin to a passing group of powdered dowagers before leaning sideways toward her ear. "Relax, Captain. My footwork is impeccable, even when tethered to a former military commander who treats a garden party like an amphibious assault.""We are here for a specific piece of metal, Aether, not a social revival," she hissed, adjusting the folds of her midnight-blue silk gown as they glided past an immaculate boxwood hedge. "And you are standing too close.""We are legally bound by magical and literal constraints, my dear fake wife; proximity is practically required by our brand," Aether whispered back, his g