All Chapters of Ascended by Accident: My Luck is a Joke: Chapter 21
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Chapter 21
The dining hall was silent, save for the rhythmic clicking of the Inspector’s wooden chopsticks against the fine ceramic bowl.Lu’s face was an inscrutable mask of bureaucratic neutrality, though his eyes darted toward the soup bowl with the keenness of a falcon surveying a field mouse.The broth, a watery concoction of boiled roots and forest mushrooms, sat limp and uninspiring in the center of the table.It was, by all accounts, a dish that tasted like boiled sorrow and damp mountain air."This is the sustenance of your sect?" Lu asked, his voice ringing with a cold, hollow resonance that made the tea sets rattle on the side table."It is... rustic," Dimas managed to say, his voice cracking slightly under the pressure of the Inspector’s piercing, analytical gaze."We believe that true cultivation begins with the stripping away of excess," Elder Feng added, bowing his head so low his chin nearly touched the tabletop."Luxury leads to a soft heart and a distracted mind, Inspector."Lu
Chapter 22
The silence in the dining hall had become heavy, almost physical, settling over the wooden rafters like a thick, unmoving mist. Inspector Lu did not immediately reach for his chopsticks again after his revelatory experience with the seasoned rice. He sat perfectly still, his eyes closed, his breathing rhythmic and deep, as if he were currently plumbing the very depths of his own internal meridians. Dimas watched him with bated breath, his fingers twitching toward the empty MSG packet tucked deep within the polyester pocket of his pajamas. He wondered if he had overdone the seasoning or if, perhaps, he had accidentally triggered some sort of involuntary cultivation breakthrough in the man. Elder Feng was trembling slightly, his eyes wide with a mix of genuine terror and religious fervor. He looked at the bowl of plain, white rice as if it were a sacred relic p
Chapter 23
The dining hall still hummed with the residual tension of the evaluation. Inspector Lu had departed with an A+ rating and a newfound, slightly frightening obsession with "Umami-filled grain." However, in the shadows of the Cloud-Step Sect’s kitchens, a different sort of energy was festering. A man stood near the back hearth, his hands trembling as he scrubbed a charred pot. This was Chef Hwan, a man whose culinary reputation had been shattered by a single knock of a bowl. He had intended to test the Ancestor’s immunity, but instead, he had been humiliated before the Regional Inspector. He stared at the scorch marks on the floor where the poisoned soup had hissed and eaten through the stone. His eyes were narrow, bloodshot slits, filled with a resentment that burned hotter than his stove. "The Ancestor is a fraud," Hwan whispered to the empty, soot-stained room. "He didn't deflect the pois
Chapter 24
The morning air over the Cloud-Step Sect was crisp and smelled faintly of pine resin and old history. Dawn had barely broken over the jagged peaks of the surrounding mountains, painting the sky in pale shades of lavender and cold grey. Down in the secluded training clearing behind the main hall, however, the atmosphere was decidedly less poetic. Mei Lin stood with her arms crossed over her chest, tapping the flat of her wooden training sword against her thigh in a steady, maddening rhythm. "You're late," she stated, her voice cutting through the morning mist like a freshly honed blade. Dimas stumbled out from behind a cluster of bamboo stalks, dragging his feet and looking like a ghost who had forgotten how to haunt properly. He was still wearing his trademark polyester pajamas and the neon-blue light-up shoes that had caused so much confusion across the prov
Chapter 25
A tiny, sharp spark of static electricity jumped from the sleeve of Dimas’s polyester pajamas to his left hip. He let out a high-pitched yelp, jumping nearly a foot into the air. His neon-blue sneakers flashed in rapid succession, momentarily illuminating the dark corridor of the Cloud-Step Sect's inner sanctum. Mei Lin stopped walking and slowly turned her head to look at him. Her hand was resting on the hilt of her sword, her eyes narrowed in deep, analytical concentration. "Was that another demonstration of your internal lightning-tempering technique, Ancestor?" she asked, her voice dripping with professional curiosity. "No, Mei Lin," Dimas groaned, rubbing his hip through the thin, synthetic fabric. "It is the demon of cheap manufacturing." "I see," Mei Lin murmured, nodding slowly. "A spiritual affliction born of earthly materi
Chapter 26
The morning sun had barely managed to crest the jagged, snow-capped peaks of the Cloud-Step mountain range when the small expedition party gathered at the main gate. Dimas stood by the heavy oak doors, feeling the weight of his own lack of preparation. He was wearing the same polyester pajamas, now reinforced with a sturdy, oversized belt he had liberated from the sect’s archives. Beside him, Mei Lin was a vision of focused martial discipline, her hair tied back in a practical, high ponytail that allowed for maximum neck mobility. Elder Feng, his face wreathed in wrinkles of genuine excitement, was fussing over a collection of travel supplies that seemed entirely unnecessary. "Ancestor, I have packed the finest dried herbs, three vials of restorative dew, and the blessed laundry pod we kept in the vault," Feng announced, puffing out his chest. Dimas loo
Chapter 27
The journey into the Whispering Canyons was not the grand, heroic trek Dimas had imagined in his more optimistic moments.It was, in truth, a long, dusty march through terrain that seemed specifically designed to punish anyone wearing neon-blue light-up sneakers.Dimas was perched atop Gary, a donkey whose stubbornness was only eclipsed by his total indifference to the laws of physics and common sense."Keep your spine straight, Ancestor," Mei Lin called out, walking effortlessly beside them with the grace of a mountain cat."My spine is doing its best," Dimas replied, clutching the donkey’s mane as the beast decided to take a sharp, unannounced turn toward a patch of thorny brush.Elder Feng followed a few paces behind, humming a low, melodic tune that he claimed was meant to appease the local mountain spirits.The canyon walls began to close in, rising like jagged teeth against a sky that had turned a bruised, ominous purple.The air here carried a strange, metallic tang, almost lik
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The narrow stone pass opened up into a wide, eerie basin where the shadows stretched out like ink spilled across old parchment.Dimas urged the stubborn donkey forward, his light-up sneakers flashing a bright, obnoxious blue against the gray dust of the canyon floor.He slid off Gary’s back with a muffled grunt, his legs trembling from hours of awkward animal riding.Mei Lin stepped past him, her sword halfway out of its scabbard, her eyes scanning the cracked earth and the massive stone structures looming ahead."The architecture here is ancient," she whispered, her voice barely carrying over the wind. "Older than the founding records of the Cloud-Step Sect."Dimas looked up at the towering edifice and blinked in sheer, unadulterated disbelief.He rubbed his eyes and looked again, wondering if the mountain air had finally addled his brain.Instead of traditional tiered pagodas, curling dragon roofs, or moss-covered statues of mythical beasts, the structure before them looked like an
Chapter 29
The architecture before them was undeniably, bafflingly, and aggressively industrial.The structure was a slab of brushed, greyish metal set into the canyon wall, devoid of any ornate carvings, roof tiles, or traditional aesthetic flourishes.It looked less like an ancient tomb and more like the back entrance of a mid-tier shopping mall that had been abandoned during a renovation in the late nineties.Dimas stood in stunned silence, his jaw practically hitting his chest as he took in the strange, geometric design."Ancestor?" Mei Lin asked, her hand tightening around the hilt of her blade as she sensed his sudden, overwhelming confusion."I... I think I have seen these shapes before, but in a very different context," Dimas murmured, his brain struggling to reconcile his current reality with the strange memory of a suburban office park.Elder Feng stepped forward, his eyes wide as he gazed upon the smooth, unadorned surfaces of the bunker entrance.He knelt down immediately, pressing h
Chapter 30
Elder Feng touched his forehead to the cool, unblemished metallic earth of the bunker entrance.He trembled with a mixture of religious fervor and profound awe."Behold the absolute smoothness of the walls," Elder Feng whispered reverently, his voice shaking with emotion. "This is not carved stone, but the solidified essence of pure, untainted void-metal."Dimas stared at the elderly cultivator, opening his mouth to explain that it was probably just industrial-grade sheet steel, but he wisely decided to keep his mouth shut.If Elder Feng wanted to worship a retro fallout shelter like a holy site, who was Dimas to burst his divine bubble?"Void-metal," Dimas muttered, nodding solemnly to maintain his persona as an ancient and mysterious figure. "Yes. Very smooth. Very void."Mei Lin didn't bother kneeling, but she walked slowly toward the heavy, reinforced metal door set flush into the bunker wall.Her fingers traced a rectangular keypad mounted beside the door frame, its plastic butto