All Chapters of Mocked at Level 1, I Became the Spear God: Chapter 31
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Chapter 31: Peach Blossom Tavern
Wren stared at the cask. First brew, done.5... 4... 3... 2... 1...Ding. Clear Wine brewed. Brewing XP +10. Total: 10 / 1000.He needed a thousand brewing XP to rank up to Intermediate—if he'd started on Cloud Wine, that'd be a thousand casks. But the Gourd had let him skip straight to Clear Wine, so it was only a hundred.He tasted it. You drank Clear Wine. Attack +5% for 10 minutes. The cask showed ninety-nine uses left. A normal player burned a cask in two days.He carried it out and put it on the shelf, customers or not. Then he opened the shop management page and renamed the place.Peach Blossom Tavern.He was going to push peach-blossom wine later. The name fit. It also made him think of the grove he'd spent three days in, covered in peach blossoms, killing monkeys. The grove had nearly killed him. The grove had also given him the branches. The circle was closing. He'd gone from a prisoner in a peach orchard to the owner of a peach orchard, and he didn't know whether that was p
Chapter 32: Pouring for the Camp
Wren had screenshotted his wine's stats and posted them on the forum the night before—a free ad. By morning it had a hundred thousand reads."Hey, isn't that Wren, the guy the Sovereigns are hunting? What's he doing in Cloudspire?""Look at the Sovereigns now. The guy's not just fine—he's got a wine bar.""That stat boost is real. Worth a Bronze piece. Shame it's short.""Be grateful. One cask lasts two days.""I'll pay a silver each, send me a hundred casks!""Above poster—first reach the capital. He's selling in Cloudspire.""First to the capital has it made. Where's Wren even getting this much supply?"Wren owed the Sovereigns a thank-you. Their bounty had turned a nobody into a trending name. A random post got a hundred thousand reads. The bar's future was covered.He closed the forum and logged in. He walked to the courtyard. The brews were done; opening them would push his brewing to Intermediate. He opened them one by one. Two came out Fine. Lucky.Ding. Brewing has reached Int
Chapter 33: Fan Mail and Fat Cats
Compared to his first trip to the canyon, Wren was a different fighter.He opened a pull—Rising Dragon into the pack, Goldenward up, and let the mobs beat on him. He kept his feet moving and herded them.Mountain Splitter. The spear swept and knocked the pack into the air. -1258. -857. -1265.Thousand Army Break. -1358. -965. -1255.Heavensbreaker. -1568. The ones caught by it died outright.When the combo finished, half the pack was gone. He fired Rising Dragon again and punched out of the pocket, cutting down the stragglers. Then Shadowchase while the skills cooled, kiting the horde behind him—one look from a distance and the mobs looked like a tide.When the cooldowns reset, he went back in. The second combo cleared the rest. A few dozen mobs barely moved his XP bar, but his clear speed made up for it.By noon he'd killed four thousand-plus demonized things. Merit capped at a thousand per type—once you hit it, no more Merit. That killed his idea of farming Merit here. He was level
Chapter 34: The Bar Opens
By afternoon the Peach Blossom Tavern had customers.Word had gotten around. Players had walked the city, priced the wine at the rival restaurants, and decided they'd save a few silver by buying from Wren. The location helped—his door wasn't far from the south gate, and a third of the city's foot traffic walked right past it every day. The east side of the map was open ocean and monsters too high-level for anyone to touch yet; everyone came and went through the west, south, and north gates, and the south gate was his. A steady stream of adventurers trundled past his window hauling pelts and ore, and every one of them was thirsty by the time they made it back to town.He'd only brewed a hundred-odd casks of Clear Wine the day before. By mid-afternoon the shelf was nearly bare. The barkeep and the serving boy were doing what they could, but they were NPCs and they moved like NPCs, and Wren had to step in more than once to ring up a sale himself."HA! Brother Wren. Few days gone and you'
Chapter 35: The Stickup
The next morning Wren woke up pissed off.The toothbrush had snapped in his hand mid-brush. Cheap plastic, cheap bristles, some manufacturer cutting corners on something that goes in your mouth. He stood there in his bathroom staring at the broken handle, his toothpaste on the sink, and decided he hated the world.He rinsed, pulled on his shirt, and logged in.He'd barely blinked before the noise hit him. The tavern was packed. He walked out front and did a double-take—the crowd spilled out the door, jammed against the street, like the starter-village well all over again.Buyers. All of them buyers.He was about to yell at the barkeep when a face pushed through the crowd to him. "Hello. Are you the owner of Peach Blossom Tavern? I'm with Invincible Guild. We'd like to talk about a long-term supply deal.""I was here first! Stop shoving!" A warrior got shoved right up against Wren's chest. "I'm from Cloudspire Pavilion. Our guild master wants to talk to you too."Ah. Cooperation pitche
Chapter 36: The Archer in the Trees
Breaker was a Polaris man. One of their best archers. Before the game he'd been a national archery champion—real-life, target, the kind who could group arrows inside a playing card at seventy meters. When The Vigil opened, he'd rolled an archer like it was destiny. Out in the starter woods he'd saved a hunter's kid from a wolf, and the hunter had given him a Gold bow in thanks. That bow was Dawn, the one he held now. After he hit the capital he'd rolled a hidden class—Blaze Archer.From Wren's side of the road, the arrow that went up came down as a sky full of fire. It was beautiful, in the way a wildfire was beautiful, and then it fell on the bandits.-203!-255!-216!Their health dropped in chunks. Breaker moved through the firestorm like he'd choreographed it, weaving between their spells, drawing and loosing, drawing and loosing.Whoosh. Whoosh. Whoosh.-260!-412!-235!Every arrow took three, four hundred HP off a target. Within seconds the bandits started popping—one by one th
Chapter 37: Hold the Village
"Archers and mages—range up. Warriors, the gate. Don't let them crack the fence."The squad leader was a grizzled sergeant with a sword and no left ear. Sergeant Donovan. He herded his fifteen soldiers into a defense line.Fireballs arced up and bloomed over the pig line—Meteor Storm, the fire-mage AoE. Arrows and ice bolts followed. Wren could smell burning hair and cooked meat.-425!-358!-435!Damage numbers thick as rain. But the boars were thick-skinned, and they kept charging through the fire."Warriors, with me! Healers—on your toes." Donovan vaulted the fence.Every soldier here was level twenty. They should have eaten level-twelve boars for breakfast. But there were hundreds of them, and one slip meant a death.Wren jumped after him.The soldiers formed a shield wall. Wren didn't know their cadence, so he didn't try to join it. He ran straight at the boar pack alone.Donovan started to yell, then stopped. What did it matter? None of them were leaving this village alive anywa
Chapter 38: The Silver Wolf
The healers bought them time, but they couldn't fix the math. The wolves kept coming, and one healer couldn't outheal a hundred bleeds.Wren gritted his teeth and ran back into the pack. He popped Shadowchase and wove through the wolves, using his 6500 HP pool to soak pressure the soldiers couldn't. He'd bought two stacks of mid-grade health potions before he left the city—each one healed a hundred a second for ten seconds—and he started chugging. Health kept dipping, but it held just long enough for his cooldowns to come back.The wolves were fast and mean. One snapped at his thigh, another at his unguarded side. He let them bite—the Goldenward shield was eating the worst of it, and his raw HP was a buffer the soldiers didn't have. Every time a wolf got a clean bite, a heal-over-time ticked back. It was ugly. He looked like a pin cushion. But the line held.Every time a combo reset, he threw it, and every combo killed a dozen wolves. He kept his health parked around three thousand; i
Chapter 39: The Gold Boss That Vanished
The Wolf King hit the ground and didn't get up.Ding. Soulreaper effect triggered.Agility +2.Soul Power +2.Ding. Level up! Now Level 12.Wren stood over the body and exhaled. Then he went to work looting. The wolves and the Wolf King had dropped a hundred-plus silver, plus one piece of gear from the boss.Wolf-hide Gauntlets. Silver. Level 10. Agility +2. P.Def +22. M.Def +18.He could use them. He swapped them on the spot, dumping his old Serpenthide Gauntlets into his pack."Wren." Donovan walked up and bowed. "We'd be dead without you. All of us.""Sergeant. I came to reinforce you. And you let me have the boss—that was your call." Wren knew what had happened. Donovan could have told his soldiers to swarm the Wolf King and split the kill. He'd chosen to let Wren land it.Donovan waved it off. "My boys saw what you did. I can spare a Silver boss." He walked Wren back to the gate, clapping him on the shoulder.But the third wave was still coming. The mages sat in the dirt meditati
Chapter 40: Peach-blossom Wine
Wren opened his character sheet.Wren. Level 12. Strength 71. Vitality 43. Agility 39. Attack 258. HP 6500. P.Def 223. M.Def 217. Attack Speed 4.9. Move Speed 5.4. Rootedness 5. Luck 1. Soul Power 2.Talent: Spear Mastery (Rare): +10% proficiency gain to spear skills, +1 spear skill level.Skills: Basic Spearplay Lv4 (+1), Rising Dragon Strike 3, Mountain Splitter 2, Thousand Army Break 2, Heavensbreaker 2.Gear: Goldenweave Hauberk, Strider Boots, Cloudveil Hat, Serpent Spirit Ring, Soulreaper, Black Dragon Medal, Wolf-hide Gauntlets, Wildhide Greaves.Both defenses over two hundred. He was getting fat. Maybe he really was going to just face-tank things.The system had mentioned the Black Dragon Medal upgrading. He opened it.Black Dragon Medal II. Strength +2. Vitality +2. Agility +2. Intelligence +2 (useless). Luck +1.The Tier II bump gave him another point across the board. The best part: the medal was a trinket, not an equipped slot. Free stats. Best kind.He left the tent and r