A surprise

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"I don't understand you" I continued when we entered the car "if I'm to be treated like a queen, why are you driving when we have an entire entourage behind us?" I asked

"Because I'm treating you like a queen, durh"

"I'll think of you as my driver then" I smiled satisfactorily.

"I have a very juicy news" he licked his lips.

"I can see it's really juicy for you to lick your lips, did you taste the juice?"

He glared at me and concentrated on driving. Knowing him, I knew he would continue talking.

"My three year old girl is dying to see you. She even decorated her bedroom and expects you to share the room with her" he said admiringly.

"I knew she would always be smart, smarter than her father who paid an entire entourage to accompany us home"

"It's was her idea, so that means I'm smarter" he bit his cheeks to surpress himself from laughing.

"Wow that's so smart of her, she deserves a medal." I replied wiping the smile off his face.

"Hmph.." he