
Archadeus Deus
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Novels by Archadeus Deus

My Troll System
I died in the most embarrassing way possible.
Slipping on body lotion after getting caught cheating in a five star hotel.
When I opened my eyes, I became a 25 year old Rank F Awakener named Litchi in a world filled with dungeons, monsters, and magic.
Then I awakened a System.
Finally... my cheat had arrived.
"System, help me."
[Figure it out yourself.]
It never fights for me. It never saves me. Most of its rewards are completely useless.
Yet every once in a while...
after the strangest quest imaginable...
it suddenly hands me something powerful enough to shake the entire world.
I still can't decide...
Is this System helping me...
or simply making fun of me?
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Chapter: Chapter 5 : Father is Calling
The forest fell back into a deep, heavy hush. The roar of the Dungeon Boss that had shaken the entire area moments ago had completely vanished, replaced by the soft whisper of the wind rustling through the canopy. Four Awakeners still stood frozen in place. Their chests heaved as they gasped for breath. Their bodies were covered in jagged wounds, their clothes torn to shreds, while the weapons they clutched in their grips were so heavy they nearly slipped from their numbed fingers. Yet, that wasn't what had them completely paralyzed. Their burning gazes were locked entirely on a single young man standing not far from the lifeless corpse of the Dungeon Boss. That young man was none other than Litchi. While the four Awakeners were still struggling to process the sheer absurdity of what had just transpired, Litchi was busy staring intently at two objects that had materialized right before his eyes. A massive, ornate treasure chest and a crimson crystal the size of a fist that pulsed w
Last Updated: 2026-09-19
Chapter: Chapter 4 : Boss Slayer
The forest fell silent once more, save for the whisper of the wind rustling through the canopy, as if no chaos had torn through the clearing moments before. Litchi stood frozen in his spot, his gaze locked onto the blue translucent panel hovering before him. DING! ━━━━━━━━━━━━ Quest Complete Goblin Defeated : 20/20 Evaluation Rank : A Reward Granted Mystery Reward Box ×1 ━━━━━━━━━━━━ Litchi broke into a wide grin. "Nice. Let's just hope it's not another piece of kitchenware this time." A glowing box slowly materialized before him. It was roughly the size of a lunchbox, its surface pulsed with intricate gold rune patterns. Litchi rubbed his palms together. "Alright! Let's see what's inside! If I pull another spoon... I am officially giving up on life." Slowly, he lifted the lid. Nothing bizarre happened. No explosions, no blinding flashes of light. Just a single black card edged in gold drifting upward out of the box, its surface shifting with strange, morphing symbols. L
Last Updated: 2026-09-14
Chapter: Chapter 3 : A Wooden Spoon Beats A Sword
Ten pairs of red eyes stared straight at him. They didn't blink once, nor did they move an inch from their spots. Each of them gripped an iron sword that reflected the morning sunlight. Litchi stood frozen, surveying the ten goblins. A gentle breeze swept past, rustling the vast expanse of grass stretching between the trees. The scenery was lovely. If not for the ten goblins looking eager to make Litchi their breakfast menu. Litchi stared back at them. A few seconds later, he looked down at the object in his right hand. A simple wooden spoon—the very utensil that had somehow seen him through defeating a few goblins earlier. "........." Litchi let out a long sigh. "System! Show yourself!" The blue panel materialized. [Yes?] "You see them now, right?" [Yes.] "Look at them! Every single one of those guys has a sword!" [Yes.] "And I only brought a spoon." [Yes.] "Do you think this is fair?" The panel fell silent for a few seconds. Litchi started to harbor a sliver of hope
Last Updated: 2026-09-12
Chapter: Chapter 2: The Ultimate Weapon, A Wooden Spoon?
Litchi stared at the wooden spoon in his hand. His gaze was sharp, as if he were studying it like a priceless artifact. He flipped it over, then flipped it again. Front and back. He even tapped the handle against his own head. Tap! Tap! Tap! "............" "No matter how I look at it, this is definitely just a spoon." Litchi let out a long sigh. "System." The blue panel appeared silently. "Yeah?" "Please explain." "I risked my life." "So why is the reward..." Litchi held the wooden spoon high up in the air. "...this wooden spoon?!" Silence. It was as if the system was deep in thought. A few seconds later, text finally popped up. [That is the reward item given to you.] Litchi snapped. "I know that much!" "My question is..." "WHY IS THE REWARD A SPOON?!" "Why? Why? Why?" The panel flickered. [Because the Host received an F-rank evaluation.] Litchi was a mix of confused and furious. "Evaluation? What the heck is that?" "I didn't even know
Last Updated: 2026-09-07
Chapter: Chapter 1: I Died Because of Body Lotion
"I can explain."The words slipped past his lips faster than his brain could process them.A man of around forty named Joshua stood rigid beside a king-size bed, clad in nothing more than a white towel wrapped haphazardly around his waist. He forced an awkward smile onto his face, acutely aware that his chances of surviving this situation were slimmer than winning the lottery and a luxury house combined.Standing at the threshold of the five-star hotel room, a woman stared without saying a single word. Her gaze was terrifyingly calm. That chilling composure sent a sharp shiver straight down the man's spine.He knew her better than anyone else. Once his wife stopped yelling, it meant she had bypassed mere emotional anger and entered a far more harrowing phase."You said..." Her voice finally cut through the silence. "...you were on a business trip."The man trembled violently."Y-Yes, I really am on a business trip, sweetheart...""What kind of business trip? Huh?""Uh.... well..." He
Last Updated: 2026-09-07
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