All Chapters of Fun Online: Chapter 21 - Chapter 30
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I went to the hardware store and asked:- Hello, do you have something for your feet. Socks there, stockings, leggings?“No, just that,” the saleswoman answered and pointed to the window.There were mysterious white patches lying there.Soldier footcloth:Defense: +1Durability: 50/50Price: 3 copperPeasant footcloth:Defense: +1Durability: 30/30Price: 2 copper- I'll have a couple of peasant ones. And show me how to put them on, I asked.- I do not know. I never wore it, I can’t even advise what to do with them, - the saleswoman answered.I said goodbye and left, after which I quickly logged out and opened the videos.People very quickly put on these flaps, somehow wrapped them around the feet.Do not care, we will act on motives.I returned to the game, went to the forge and started experiments near it. It seems to have turned out similar to what was in the videos.At that moment, the forge door kicked open and a giant stepped out. He looked around the street, first walked over m
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The quartet continued to play cards.With me, the mother of the twins stopped cheating.And I sat on the sidelines and used the accelerated time in the game for reflection. Then it hit me. I took out the Ancient Sickle and placed it on the table.What can you say about this subject? I asked, looking around at the NPC.“This is a bad knife,” Tora said, saw my surprise and clarified for some reason, “for cheese?” Mushrooms?- Yes, clearly. Do you have any ideas, Soli and Dolly? I turned to digital copies of Aistova.“Sickle,” the girl with the scythe said a little uncertainly.“Rusty,” the short-haired woman said unequivocally.“And I won’t interfere in your adventures, but I’ll give you a hint: sometimes the obvious is secret,” said the parent of the two previous speakers.- It's clear. In any case, thanks for the help, I thanked.- Wait, if anything, my husband will need materials from jerboas. You can bring, we will buy at a price slightly lower than recommended by the head of the ci
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- Oh, what a beautiful fur! – joyfully threw up her hands a girl, similar to Soli and Dolly, but with two long flowing tails and hemp all over her face, which distinguished her from her older sisters.Bonnie, don't touch. Your hands are sticky with sweets,” said the shoemaker's wife, also inspecting the carcass, which seemed to be just sleeping, but the woman was wearing gloves and armed with a wooden stick. “Without a doubt, it is the Sun. I can offer 80 silver coins for it. If there was a star on the tail, then in general it would cost gold or a little higher. Probably much higher.- Damn, that is, this decoration is not just a bomb, but something valuable? I was surprised.- Yes. A very valuable material. Previously, before they learned how to process all the ingredients for powders, scrolls, weapons, and so on, it was the star that was what they were hunted for. With it in the form of a decoration, the volume and mana recovery are accelerated. So, are you ready for the deal?- So,
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The new wineskin was not on sale at the head of the city in the morning.But I did find a leather jacket and pants.leather jacketDefense: +12Durability: 100/100Price: 220KozhantsyDefense: +20Speed: -8Durability: 130/130Price: 200Well... pants definitely not. Only the jacket suits me.With these sad thoughts, I selected the carcasses of poisonous saber-toothed in inventory and trudged to the studio. There should be enough money.I approached (to the building, doors) and double-checked. There was an inscription on the wall that I noticed a long time ago:Manufacture and tailoring of clothes:Socks: 1 silver and materials for them.Gloves: 2 silver and materials for them.Headdress: 5 silver and materials for them.Pants: 8 silver and materials for them.T-shirt and pants set: 10 silver and materials for them.Accelerated tailoring for an hour: 1 silver.Below was a plate with the number and levels of carcasses, I just went up and asked for a basket to collect materials from th
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I entered the coach's house, but I had to stand in line.In front of me, three representatives of Aurum handed in assignments.- Well done, everyone was able to smash the dummies to pieces! Now go and prove yourself in the fight against the monsters! – Freud told the whole group and they, looking back at me, stepped aside, but did not leave the room.I completed both stages of the task.I see you're not lying. On this you will get a new skill that I created, but could not apply, - said the coach. “Now you can go, but in a month or two, if you stay here, visit me and tell me if my skill was useful to you.”Attention! Quest Line *Freud seeks knowledge* completed.*Trainer Freud* proposes a task *Marriage test*: come within three months and report on the experience of using the skill "???" or its failure.Are you accepting the assignment?“Yes, I will come, I don’t plan to leave the territory of the starting city so quickly,” I answered and opened the description of the skill.??? (activ
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While I was killing time before the night hunt in search of an alchemist, I brought the water carcass to the shoemaker.- Suitable for a bag? I asked.– Yes, but it’s better to bring someone stronger later, preferably with a stone that forms on the tail. I can make a good wineskin out of this, some kind of accessory or boots for the water element, - Master Schwartz responded.- I see, then I'll put it in storage for now. Suddenly needed. How long will it take for the shoes from my current order to be ready?Less than a week, but I can't say for sure yet.- It's clear.Next, I went mushroom hunting to relax while replenishing my supplies.***From: Dublin.Text:Yep, Mole. Here the local god is the Winter Mole.How did you find out?To: Dublin.Text:Guess not here. Obviously not Bear. So I looked at the next one.How are you with titles?From: Dublin.Text:So-so. Most did not contain the word "first", so:ssykun (luck +5)witness (charisma +10)Supreme diplomat (charisma x2)two-beli
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Gluing wallpaper with a width of 108 centimeters alone is not the best idea.But Theodosius tried to do it, trying to show off in front of the Hyena, and flew down from the scaffolding. Bottom line: emergency room, and I stayed to work with the boss's daughter.Now she was discussing this with Shlodey on the speaker phone:- Dad, I have a fresh manicure! I won't toil about it. Let Drozdov come tomorrow with the rest.– Agniya, will you pay for the downtime yourself?- Okay, I'm going.- Stop. No, let Mikhail paste over the future room with appliances. It's just small plain wallpaper.- Couldn't this have been offered before?- And before, daughter, there were two rams.- Dad, Drozdov hears you.- I'm not talking about him. It was not in front of him that Theodosius was showing off and flew down from the scaffolding like a swallow. That's it, lights out, they begin to let you into the meeting room.- All right, my bad. It was necessary not to let him in, - the girl hung up, looked at m
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If the suits were waiting, then the bags were a priority. So I put on the best possible clothes, put on brand new boots, took a scythe of three elements and stuffed everything with maximum potions and fat wallets.Hmm, seven bags just took up all the free space in the inventory in this situation. But this is with a scythe, which was not yet equipped and occupied two slots. Yes, and one of the fat wallets can then not be taken with you. But even now, I haven't brought my two battered potion boxes with me.Well, okay, I've already decided to go. Need to go.Inventory: Sturdy Gatherer's Bag* (x7), Scythe of the Three Elements, Old Apothecary's Bag*, Potion Box* (x2), Legendary Pied Piper's Cursed Whistle, Fat Purse* (x2),Clothing: Lilac Dawn Costume, Leather Jacket, Bone Gaiters, Schwartz Solar Boots, Vampire Nostrial Ring, Woodpecker Underpants.* - click to clarify the contentAfter thinking for a while, I transferred the potions to more worn boxes, and returned them to the supply in
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I quickly pressed my shield skill with question marks and held my scythe in front of me.The black rodent looked at me in surprise, as the shield for some reason withstood the attack to our general amazement.*Toranshi-go-aloves*But the second attack destroyed the shield, but I managed to examine it and dodge it.The projectile looked like either a sickle or the moon. A thin black clot of energy flew from the rodent's tail, at the end of which a crescent moon hung. I tried to attack myself.missmissmiss(-82)(-72)missmiss(-69)miss(crit! -176)*Toranshi-go-aloves*Damn, close to me at point-blank range and turned my shoulder.- Potion! Ointment! - I instantly turned and fell out of the forest, because after ten attacks the enemy remained intact.I obviously survived due to the skill "Suicide", so it's not an option to continue for now.Clearly, my scythe is good against 20-30 levels, and I can fight Sunny, and more with bare hands and starvation, since his strength is in the i
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I filled my inventory with the largest jerboas in storage.If the head of the city fooled me about the arrival of something worthwhile, then I will definitely buy some nonsense anyway. I'm already set to spend.Hmm, now I was walking in the Plague Woodpecker Costume and I realized something.I have not turned off censorship yet, although there is money!The game has long had those who removed unnecessary blur. So it was foolish not to take advantage of it. But now it's too late, I put all the cash in the form of an advance payment for skills.Moreover, I have suits.In one of them, I went to the residence of the head of the city, but before that I looked in where the three NPCs of my group were previously displayed.School of Dance named after Brown-headed Ferguson II.Preparing the play: Little female woodpecker and prince.Starring:Prince Rukh - Tulepo BuroglavayaRed-headed Tiri – Salt Schwartz-Dyatlova/Dolly Schwartz-DyatlovaBig Red Tiger - Torah Dyatlova……Performances start
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