All Chapters of Department of unintentional Heroics: Chapter 131
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Chapter 131: Ashes in the Rain
Chapter 131 – Ashes in the RainThe rain had a way of making ruins look older than they were. Every broken wall seemed a relic, every burned beam a skeleton of some forgotten age. And yet, the city of Calvess had been burning just yesterday. The smoke still rose in lazy threads where the water hadn’t yet drowned the embers.Kai Velden dragged himself across the mud-slick square, each step heavy with exhaustion. His boots squelched in water thickened by ash, and his sword—once gleaming—was stained in streaks of dried blood, rust, and filth.“Sit. Down.” Mira’s voice was sharper than her dagger. She darted to his side, pushing a wet lock of black hair from her face as she tried to steady him. “You’re losing blood faster than you realize.”“I can still fight,” Kai said, but his voice lacked conviction. He glanced at his arm, where the bandage had already soaked through, crimson blooming beneath the layers. “If I stop, someone else dies in my place.”Mira caught his chin and forced him to
Chapter 132: Fire Against the Dark
Chapter 132 – Fire Against the DarkThe southern gate screamed as it opened wide enough to unleash madness.Rain poured like knives, wind whipping the flames so they hissed and sputtered, but the fire-wagons still burned bright—a defiance of nature itself. Each cart rolled forward, wheels jolting over the mud and stones, the soaked sacks of grain blazing with a hungry light.Kai stood at the front of his cart, sword raised, teeth clenched as sparks singed his skin. “Drive!” he shouted to the men pushing behind. The gate guards grunted with effort, shoving the carts with all their strength until they picked up speed.The enemy drums thundered louder. Through the storm, the outline of the siege towers loomed—massive wooden beasts crawling across the battlefield. Dark shapes swarmed around them, soldiers hunched under shields, their chants rising to match the drums.“Faster!” Mira cried, her cart rattling beside Kai’s. Her dagger caught the glow of the flames, a streak of silver and fire
Chapter 133: The southern Wall
Chapter 133 – The Southern WallThe storm turned the battlefield into a nightmare.Rain churned the earth into black sludge, swallowing boots, dragging men down as they fought to rise again. The fire wagons had done their work—three siege towers burned to skeletons, their frames collapsing in showers of sparks—but Bram’s army pressed forward, unshaken.From the southern wall, Calvess’s defenders rained arrows, rocks, and boiling water onto the invaders below. Each impact struck with satisfying finality, but for every soldier that fell, two more seemed to take his place. The enemy was endless, their ranks tightening even as the flames licked at their shadows.Kai stood knee-deep in mud at the breach in the wall. His sword flashed with each strike, his arms numb, his wounds forgotten in the sheer weight of survival. Mira was beside him, her daggers dancing, her cloak drenched but her movements precise as lightning.Behind them, Theo fumbled with a bow he barely knew how to use. Each arr
Chapter 134: Fire in the Streets
Chapter 134 – Fire in the StreetsThe southern gate gave way with a sound like thunder.The timbers exploded inward, shards of wood slicing through the defenders who had braced themselves in vain. The ram, iron head dripping with rain and blood, rolled forward one last time before being abandoned. Through the smoking wreck, Bram’s army poured in, a tide of black steel and red banners flooding Calvess.The defenders broke into fragments. Some ran deeper into the city, screaming for reinforcements. Others stood where they were, planting spears and shields against the impossible wave.Kai was thrown back by the shock of the gate’s collapse, mud and smoke filling his lungs. Mira pulled him to his feet before a spear could find his chest. “No time—move!” she shouted, dragging him into the melee.Theo stumbled after them, clutching his bow like a lifeline. His arrows were gone; he fought with the bow itself, swinging wildly at any soldier who came too close. His fear gave him strength, but
Chapter 135: The Walls within
Chapter 135 – The Walls WithinThe fire spread faster than the rain could smother it.Thatched roofs burned like tinder, sending sparks across the narrow lanes of Calvess. Smoke rolled between the houses, black and choking, hiding friend and foe alike. The city itself had become a trap: streets that once bustled with merchants and children were now filled with corpses, overturned carts, and barricades hastily thrown together from shutters and doors.Mira pressed her back to a wall, dragging Kai with her as a squad of Bram’s soldiers swept past. The enemy did not move like men but like wolves—disciplined, coordinated, ruthless. They cleared alleys with shields and torches, cutting down anyone too slow to flee.“They’re not raiders,” Mira whispered, sweat streaking her soot-stained face. “They’re trained for this.”Kai wiped grime from his brow, forcing his breath steady. “Then we make the city fight them.”He looked to the roofline. The rain slicked tiles gleamed, treacherous but usefu
Chapter 136: The last Light of Calvess
Chapter 136 – The Last Light of CalvessThe rain had become ash.Each drop that struck the stones hissed and turned black, mingling with soot, blood, and the faint shimmer of dying firelight. Calvess, once the shining heart of the valley, was unrecognizable—a maze of smoke and ruin.Kai crouched behind a collapsed wall, breath ragged. His sword was chipped, his arm bound with a strip of torn banner, but he was still standing. Around him, Mira, Theo, and Corvyn gathered what remained of their unit—less than twenty souls, eyes hollow, faces streaked with grime.The enemy was pushing toward the heart of the city. The royal keep’s spires glimmered faintly through the haze, their white stone reflecting the fire like fading stars.“We can’t hold much longer,” Theo said hoarsely, clutching his bow with trembling fingers. “They’ve got rams at the east gate. Once that goes, the keep’s finished.”Mira looked at Kai, her voice a whisper barely audible over the thunder of distant explosions. “The
Chapter 137: The Fall of the Lion
Chapter 137 – The Fall of the LionThe dawn came red. Not from the sun, but from fire.Calvess burned like a dying god, every tower a pyre, every street a river of ash. The rain had stopped, but the air was still wet — with smoke, with blood, with the last breaths of the city that had defied an empire.Kai staggered through the wreckage of the gate. His armor was cracked, his face streaked with dirt and grief. His sword, once polished silver, now looked forged from ruin.Behind him, Mira limped, her arm bound, her eyes wild. Corvyn supported Theo, who barely stood. The defenders had fallen back into the keep’s lower courtyard — the final wall before the sanctum.The banners of Calvess hung in tatters from the ramparts.And across the courtyard, through smoke and embers, Bram approached.The conqueror’s crimson cape dragged through the mud. His armor gleamed with the reflection of flames, his face expressionless — almost serene. In his hand, the great black sword pulsed faintly, as tho
Chapter 138: After the Fire
Chapter 138 – After the FireThe rain returned three days later.It came quietly this time, without thunder, without fury — as if the heavens themselves were ashamed of what they had watched. The fires of Calvess hissed and faded, leaving behind a city of ghosts. Streets once filled with laughter were now rivers of blackened water. The proud banners of the Lion had turned to ash, clinging to broken towers like faded memories.Kai stood atop the remnants of the southern wall, wrapped in a tattered cloak. His left arm was bound tight in linen; his sword hung limp at his side. The air smelled of smoke and iron.Below, the survivors moved among the ruins — scavenging what food they could, tending to the wounded, burying the dead. Children, silent and watchful, followed behind the healers with eyes far too old for their years.Mira limped across the courtyard, her shoulder still raw from battle. Her hair had been cut short, unevenly, burned at the ends. When she reached Kai, she didn’t spe
Chapter 139: The Seeds of Dawn
Chapter 139 – The Seeds of DawnThe rain had stopped three days ago, but the scent of it still lingered in the earth. Puddles gleamed like fragments of glass scattered between stones, and the new grass that sprouted between cracks carried the pale green of beginning again.Calvess — once a city of screaming bells and firelight — now whispered with the soft sounds of rebuilding. Hammers struck wood, children’s laughter echoed through alleyways once charred black, and the distant hum of voices blended into a strange, almost sacred music. It was imperfect, noisy, and alive.Kai stood on the balcony of what used to be the command tower. Now it was half-broken, its stones scorched, its banners gone. But from up there, he could see everything — the skeleton of the city taking its first careful breaths.He wore a simple shirt rolled to his elbows, his sword still at his hip but untouched. His hair, longer now, moved with the breeze that came down from the northern cliffs. He’d never thought
Chapter 140: The Ghosts of the Fallen
Chapter 140 – The Ghosts of the FallenThe dawn after peace always feels the strangest.It wasn’t quiet — not really — but it was the kind of stillness that made every hammer strike, every voice, every bird’s call echo like a memory of something larger. Calvess was waking up again, and for once, it wasn’t to the sound of marching boots or distant screams.Kai stood near the riverbank that cut through the southern edge of the city — a place once black with ash and bodies, now flowing clear for the first time in months. The reflection of the rising sun rippled over the water, scattering light like shards of gold.He hadn’t slept. His dreams, when they came, were filled with faces — some he had saved, some he had failed to. But none lingered longer than Bram’s.It was strange, he thought, how much quieter death made a man.He turned as footsteps approached behind him. Solenne’s boots crunched against the pebbles, her cloak trailing mud. Even out of armor, she still carried herself like a