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Department of unintentional Heroics
By: Oluwabiyi RaymondCompleted
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Saving the world... by mistake. Theo Crumble just wanted to renew his ID and maybe grab a taco. Instead, he accidentally signs a government form that registers him as an Emergency-Class Hero—which wouldn’t be a big deal, except now he’s legally responsible for stopping apocalypses, hunting magical fugitives, and filling out form B-34 every time he punches a monster in the face. Welcome to the Department of Unintentional Heroics: a barely-functioning government agency held together by duct tape, magical bureaucracy, and pure denial. Alongside his “team”—a vampire afraid of blood, a goblin intern with an Excel addiction, and a talking briefcase with attitude—Theo must navigate magical crises, absurd paperwork, and coffee-fueled chaos, all while trying not to die (or get audited). Heroism was never part of the plan. Unfortunately, the universe didn’t get the memo.
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Department of unintentional Heroics Chapter 142: The Song of Tomorrow
Chapter 142 — Epilogue: The Song of TomorrowThe wind swept softly across the golden fields of Loria, carrying the scent of rain and new beginnings. The sun was rising — a brilliant sphere of amber that bathed the world in warmth, spilling light through the ruins-turned-meadows where once chaos reigned.It had been three months since the Relic’s awakening — since Elliott Fen had vanished into light. The scars of battle had faded, and the lands once fractured by greed and war were slowly healing. The rivers ran clear again, forests bloomed, and the skies — once cracked and bruised — now shimmered a soft blue.In a quiet valley near the restored city of Vareth, a small inn stood beneath a willow tree. Its sign swung gently in the morning breeze:“The Shard’s Rest — In Memory of a Fool Who Saved Us All.”Inside, the clatter of dishes, laughter, and music filled the air.Durn leaned back in his chair, half-asleep, a mug of something too strong for breakfast in his hand. “I told ya,” he gr
Last Updated : 2025-10-17Department of unintentional Heroics Chapter 141- The Light Beyond Loria
Chapter 141 — The Light Beyond LoriaThe night was still when Elliott stood at the edge of the ruins, the fractured moon hanging above him like an open eye. The air shimmered faintly — thin streams of silver drifting upward from the broken Shard of Loria he now held. His hands trembled around it, feeling its quiet hum sink deep into his bones.Behind him, the others waited in silence — Aria’s eyes soft with exhaustion, Durn’s axe resting against his shoulder, Lyra sitting cross-legged, nursing her bandaged arm, and Fenric leaning on his staff, his expression unreadable beneath the hood.They had done it. After all the chaos, all the blunders, betrayals, and unexpected heroics — they had all five shards.The final piece pulsed in Elliott’s grasp. Its light connected with the others hovering before them, weaving a radiant lattice that painted the broken ruins in threads of dawnlight.“Is it… really over?” Lyra asked quietly.Elliott didn’t answer. The truth was — he didn’t know.The Sha
Last Updated : 2025-10-17Department of unintentional Heroics Chapter 140: The Ghosts of the Fallen
Chapter 140 – The Ghosts of the FallenThe dawn after peace always feels the strangest.It wasn’t quiet — not really — but it was the kind of stillness that made every hammer strike, every voice, every bird’s call echo like a memory of something larger. Calvess was waking up again, and for once, it wasn’t to the sound of marching boots or distant screams.Kai stood near the riverbank that cut through the southern edge of the city — a place once black with ash and bodies, now flowing clear for the first time in months. The reflection of the rising sun rippled over the water, scattering light like shards of gold.He hadn’t slept. His dreams, when they came, were filled with faces — some he had saved, some he had failed to. But none lingered longer than Bram’s.It was strange, he thought, how much quieter death made a man.He turned as footsteps approached behind him. Solenne’s boots crunched against the pebbles, her cloak trailing mud. Even out of armor, she still carried herself like a
Last Updated : 2025-10-17Department of unintentional Heroics Chapter 139: The Seeds of Dawn
Chapter 139 – The Seeds of DawnThe rain had stopped three days ago, but the scent of it still lingered in the earth. Puddles gleamed like fragments of glass scattered between stones, and the new grass that sprouted between cracks carried the pale green of beginning again.Calvess — once a city of screaming bells and firelight — now whispered with the soft sounds of rebuilding. Hammers struck wood, children’s laughter echoed through alleyways once charred black, and the distant hum of voices blended into a strange, almost sacred music. It was imperfect, noisy, and alive.Kai stood on the balcony of what used to be the command tower. Now it was half-broken, its stones scorched, its banners gone. But from up there, he could see everything — the skeleton of the city taking its first careful breaths.He wore a simple shirt rolled to his elbows, his sword still at his hip but untouched. His hair, longer now, moved with the breeze that came down from the northern cliffs. He’d never thought
Last Updated : 2025-10-09
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