All Chapters of Department of unintentional Heroics: Chapter 71
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Chapter 71:Ghosts in the Guild
Chapter 71 — Ghosts in the GuildThe guild hall was too quiet. The name written in fire—Kestrel Dawnveil—still echoed in every mind like a curse. No one dared touch the Ledger again. It sat there, closed, as if mocking them with silence.Fractured TrustBenneth was the first to speak, his voice low and sharp, like a knife dragged over stone.“Do you all understand what this means? If Kestrel lives, she knows us better than anyone. Our strategies, our weaknesses, even our tempers.”Garrick slammed his hand on the table, making the tankards jump.“Then we’ll find her and crush her. Betrayal like this deserves no mercy.”Marla’s laugh was brittle, dangerous. “Oh yes, charge in like a wounded bull. That always ends well. She’ll see you coming before you even pick up your axe.”Garrick glared. “And what’s your suggestion, thief? Sit here polishing daggers while she dismantles us piece by piece?”Marla leaned forward, her smile sharp as glass. “My suggestion is we don’t underestimate the wo
Chapter 72: The Silent Storm
Chapter 72 – The Silent StormThe desert night was colder than anyone expected. The winds carried fine blades of sand that hissed against cloaks and armor, whispering like a thousand tiny betrayals. Elliott trudged at the front of the party, Relic shards humming faintly at his side as though urging him forward, though the sound was closer to a warning than encouragement.They hadn’t spoken much since Kestrel vanished with the Shard of Echoes. Silence had stretched between them, brittle as glass. Only the crunch of boots on hardened earth and the occasional cough of dust broke the stillness.“Never thought I’d miss Marvin’s endless complaints,” Elliott muttered finally, trying to pierce the gloom.“I can complain if you want,” Jax offered from behind him, voice hoarse. “About how my boots are filled with sand, how I haven’t had ale in three days, or how our rogue friend turned out to be an absolute viper.”Tamsin sighed. “She wasn’t just a viper. She was clever. Careful. She was planni
Chapter 73: Whispers in The Sand
Chapter 73 – Whispers in the SandThe desert stretched endless before them, but the horizon was no longer just dunes and rock. By midday, a haze had formed in the distance—a wall of shifting silver-gray, motionless against the blue sky. It was like a storm caught in the act of arriving, frozen in time.“That’s it,” Tamsin whispered, shading her eyes with a trembling hand. “The Silent Storm.”No thunder rolled. No lightning cracked. And yet the sight of it made Elliott’s skin prickle. The barrier seemed alive—sand twisting endlessly in spirals, collapsing inward, building outward, but always contained within invisible borders.Jax spat into the dust. “Looks more like a sandstorm that got stuck. Gods help us if we’re walking into that.”“Correction,” Tamsin said without humor. “Gods didn’t help anyone who went in. Not once. Stories say those who enter are lost to silence forever.”Elliott glanced at her. “Comforting. Love that you saved this detail for right now.”Her eyes narrowed, but
Chapter 74: Echoes That Don't Belong
Chapter 74 – Echoes That Don’t BelongThe silence struck them like a wall of ice.No crunch of boots in sand. No rasp of breath. No shuffle of cloak.Elliott tried to clear his throat, but even that produced nothing. He felt the vibration, but no sound. The storm had stolen it.All right, he thought, gripping his staff tighter. Silent storm, silent thoughts. Great place for an introvert’s vacation, less great for staying alive.The passage twisted, walls of whirling gray pressing in. Every few steps, the sand rippled with faint flickers—images half-seen, like memories sketched in dust.A boy running barefoot, laughter spilling from his mouth—until the sound froze, leaving only the sight of his grin, locked forever in silence.A woman weeping into her hands.A soldier raising his sword, face painted with fury.All motion without sound. All lives without voices.Jax nudged Elliott, pointing to one illusion where a man crouched, chiseling a rune into stone. Elliott blinked. He recognized
Chapter 75: The Silence of Shadows
Chapter 75 – The Silence of ShadowsThe doppelgängers moved first.No war cries. No taunts. No scraping of weapons.Just a blur of motion, as though the storm itself had decided to rise up and kill them.Elliott raised his staff in time to block his double’s swing. The impact sent a shock down his arm, rattling bones. The fake-Elliott’s face was unreadable, sand shifting where skin should be, eyes hollow pits that mirrored his own.He tried to shout—anything, a joke, a warning, even a panicked “help”—but the storm swallowed it whole.The silence pressed down heavier than the strikes.Jax was already in motion, fists like hammers. His double fought the same way, every punch matched with eerie precision. They slammed into each other with bone-crunching force, yet no sound of impact followed—just the ghostly sight of dust pluming with each strike.Lyra’s bowstring gleamed as she loosed an arrow. Her sand-self fired back in perfect symmetry. Two arrows collided midair, scattering grains a
Chapter 76: The Shard of Echoes
Chapter 76 – The Shard of EchoesKestrel’s boots touched the chamber floor without sound.No swirl of sand. No echo of impact. Just a ripple through the silence, as if the storm itself had accepted her as its mistress.The Shard of Echoes pulsed in her hand.A fragment of glass, sharp as a fang, lit from within by shifting light. Its glow bent the air around it, warping even her silhouette, so she seemed less flesh and more mirage.“Finally,” she said, and this time her voice wasn’t muffled. It carried perfectly, unbroken by the silence. The storm wanted her words to be heard. “You’ve made it further than most. I’ll grant you that much.”Elliott wiped sweat from his brow, staff trembling in his grip. “Is that supposed to be a compliment? Because I’ve been stabbed, choked, nearly drowned in dust, and fought a silent version of myself. Honestly, my standards are low right now.”Kestrel’s mouth quirked upward. Not quite a smile—more like someone remembering the concept of one.“You think
Chapter 77: Clash in the Heart of Silence
Chapter 77 – Clash in the Heart of SilenceThe storm had no edges anymore.Walls, ceiling, even the stone beneath their boots—gone. The chamber was a skyless void, a whirlwind of dust and ash bending around Kestrel’s glowing body.She hung in the air, arms spread, the Shard blazing inside her chest like a beacon. Every pulse of its light warped reality—turning sound into silence, weight into weightlessness, breath into suffocating stillness.Jax cursed under his breath. “This isn’t a fight. It’s a damned arena she’s controlling.”Elliott gritted his teeth. His staff hummed, but the magic fizzled, smothered by the storm.“Then we make her lose control.”Kestrel’s laugh was cold, amplified by the Shard. It didn’t echo like a normal laugh—it repeated, layered on itself until the chamber throbbed with her mockery.“You can’t fight me. You can’t even hear yourselves think.”The storm struck.Sand and stone shards twisted into blades, slicing through the void with impossible speed. Lyra spu
Chapter 78: The Shard Unbound
Chapter 78 – The Shard UnboundThe chamber had no walls anymore. It had become a spinning fracture of worlds—snapping between crumbling stone, molten skies, seas inverted above their heads. Reality twisted with every beat of the Shard lodged in Kestrel’s chest.She stood at the center of it all, the storm flowing from her like wings of broken glass. Her smile was jagged.“You should have let me die when you had the chance. Now you’ll drown in me.”The storm lashed out.A thousand shards of light and shadow sliced toward them. Lyra loosed an arrow that split into five, each intercepting a streak of glass. The arrows shattered, but so did the shards.Jax roared, punching through the oncoming wave, but the storm folded around him and hurled him into the air. He dangled on Tamsin’s tether, coughing blood.Elliott’s staff trembled in his grip. He could barely breathe—the Shard bent pressure and sound until his thoughts themselves felt muffled.We can’t outlast this…Then a voice slid into
Chapter 79: The Last Blow
Chapter 79 – The Last BlowThe chamber had narrowed to a single heartbeat.Kestrel’s body burned with fissures of white fire, the Shard screaming inside her like a living star. Her silhouette barely looked human anymore—fractured, jagged, every breath a pulse of light that ripped new holes in reality.And yet her eyes stayed sharp. Focused.On them.“You think you’ve won?” she whispered, voice doubled with the Shard’s echo. “I’ve already won. The world bends to me. You can’t even breathe without my permission.”The air thickened. Elliott’s lungs burned, Tamsin clutched her chest, Lyra’s bowstring snapped from the pressure, and Jax dropped to one knee, his fist pressed against the floor like an anchor.It was suffocating. Ending.But then Elliott remembered something Corvyn once told him—half-drunken wisdom, probably meant as a joke:“The trick to saving the world is realizing it doesn’t need saving. It needs stubborn idiots willing to try anyway.”Elliott coughed blood, staggered forw
Chapter 80: The Heart of the Relic
Chapter 80 – The Heart of the RelicThe chamber should have been quiet.Kestrel lay unconscious, her chest rising and falling in fragile rhythm. The fractured crystal sat in the center of the floor, pulsing faintly, like a dying ember.But embers, if left alone, can still start fires.The Shard twitched. The glow steadied. Then it rose—weightless, alive, as though it no longer needed a host.“Uh,” Jax muttered, sitting up despite his broken ribs. “Please tell me that thing is not about to grow legs.”It didn’t grow legs. It grew wings.Light burst outward, raw and jagged, forming a shape both skeletal and infinite. A being of crystal and flame hovered above them—a shard given will, hunger, and the memory of gods.The Relic’s Heart.It spoke without words, vibrating through their bones:YOU ARE FRACTURES. I AM WHOLE. YOU ARE MOMENTS. I AM ETERNITY. YOU WILL BE UNMADE.Elliott gritted his teeth, dragging himself upright on his staff. “Great. A talking rock with a god complex.”Lyra’s vo