All Chapters of The Devil's lease: Chapter 1
- Chapter 10
10 chapters
Chapter one: Terms and Conditions apply
No fire. No brimstone. No cathedral storm ripping the heavens apart.Just a doorbell.Caleb's eyes opened in shock as he froze, his cold pizza slice hovering halfway to his mouth. He lived on cold pizza the way saints lived on miracles—half-starvation, half-denial. His cracked phone screen glowed dimly on the counter, the sole source of illumination in the one-bedroom cell he referred to as an apartment.The doorbell rang again. Crisp and polite. Wholly out of place in his run-down building, where the standard knock-knock fists and swearing were the accepted greeting protocol.He wiped greasy hands on his sweatpants and stumbled to the door, tripping over a pile of unopened mail. A flamboyantly lettered notice flapped crookedly on the frame at eye level, yelling its fact in capital letters:Rent due: $1,200 — 3 days.He looked at it, throat tight. His bank app might've been a fright novel. Balance: $63.42. In the red, with the overdraft fees hiding in his brain like usurious loan shar
Chapter two: Desperation Clause
Caleb didn’t sleep.Not due to caffeine—he couldn't afford to buy coffee. Not due to the mice scratching in the attic—he'd grown accustomed to his furry little roommates.No, it was the folder. The thing sat on his counter all night like a glowing wound, humming softly, daring him to open it again.Whenever he closed his eyes, he would see it: his name slithering down the page as though it were animate, the pen trembling on its own. And looming over all of it, that voice—velvet, smooth, like the pitchman for his worst nightmares: Sign, Caleb. Sign.At some point he got up, shoved the folder into his fridge, and slammed the door. Like that would help. It only made the milk curdle faster.By morning, his flat reeked of rotten milk and poor decisions.---Caleb sat on the futon playing an unstrung high E guitar. The song went nowhere. All the notes sounded thin, empty, as though his fingers no longer believed in the music.He grumbled to himself, "So who would know? I sign? No one would
Chapter three: Late fees may apply
Caleb awakened to the scent of smoke.For the instant he thought his building was afire, which honestly would have solved many of his woes. No rent where there is no apartment, after all? But when he came bursting through the kitchenette, rubbing his eyes, the smoke wasn't caused by flames.It was from the folder.The contract sat on the counter, its pages smoldering slightly at the edges, curling as though they'd been burned too close to the flame. No flame, no heat—just the constant seeping of smoke that reeked faintly of brimstone and, strangely disturbingly, burnt popcorn.In new ink on top page was written an extra line:Late charges may cover.Caleb groaned. "Just great. Even Hell has paperwork."He closed the folder with a snap, stuffed it in the grocery bag, and hid it between the cushions on the couch. Out of sight, out of mind.Unless, not exactly.---By noon, Caleb was restless. His guitar felt stagnant. His laptop would not work, as the Wi-Fi was literally being suppresse
Chapter four: Answer or Default
Caleb didn’t sleep.Every time he closed his eyes, he saw the folder glowing on his nightstand like a nightlight from Hell. He’d tried hiding it under his bed, shoving it into his laundry basket, even tossing it in the trash chute—yet somehow, every time he turned around, it was back on the nightstand.Finally, in a fit of 3 a.m. logic, he stuffed it into the freezer. Between a bag of frozen peas and half a pint of melted ice cream, it hummed softly like an unplugged refrigerator with opinions.By sunrise, Caleb was on his couch, eyes bloodshot, sipping stale coffee that tasted like burnt cardboard. He’d convinced himself he could just ignore it. He could out-stubborn Hell.“It’s paper,” he muttered into his mug. “Paper can’t hurt me. Paper doesn’t have teeth. Paper doesn’t—”The ceiling light flickered.He froze.From somewhere deep inside the walls came the faint sound of scratching. Like nails dragging across wood, slow and deliberate.“…probably a rat,” Caleb added weakly, though
Chapter five: Past due
The door didn’t just open—it unraveled.The wood groaned like it was tired of existing, peeling apart in long strips as if soaked in invisible acid. Paint bubbled. Dust rained down. A line of black veins spread across the frame, cracking out like spiderwebs.Lena screamed and stumbled back, nearly tripping over the coffee table. Caleb, running on nothing but panic and caffeine, did the bravest thing his brain could manage: he swung his guitar stand like a sword.It wasn’t sharp. Or heavy. Or remotely intimidating. But it was something between him and the nightmare clawing its way in.Except—it wasn’t a nightmare.On the threshold stood… a man.Not a monster. Not a demon. A man.No horns, no flames, no dripping fangs. He was dressed like an overworked bank manager: scuffed loafers, wrinkled button-down, tie hanging loose. His glasses slipped halfway down his nose, and he had that permanent hunched posture of someone crushed by paperwork.In one hand, he carried a clipboard. In the othe
Chapter six: Welcome home, Caleb
Caleb woke up to the smell of pizza.Not a normal pizza smell either — not grease-slick delivery boxes, not frozen cardboard reheated at three a.m., not even Lena’s half-burnt homemade “I followed the recipe, I swear” attempts.This was perfection.The kind of smell that made your stomach growl before your brain even caught up. Dough kissed by smoke, cheese melting like sunlight, toppings arranged with the mathematical precision of a god.He opened his eyes.There was a steaming, perfectly boxed large pizza sitting on his nightstand.Caleb sat up so fast he nearly headbutted it. “What the—?”The box was pristine. No grease stains, no delivery stickers, no receipt shoved under the lid. Just a little embossed symbol on top: a circle with a tiny devil tail curling off the edge.“Oh, hell no,” Caleb muttered. “Literally hell no.”But his stomach betrayed him. He hadn’t eaten since yesterday, when Lena had confiscated his “emergency ramen stash” after discovering it was six months expired.
Chapter seven: Proximity Clause
The room was so quiet, Caleb could hear the hum of the cursed pizza box vibrating like it was waiting for someone to open it again. He sat on the edge of his bed, palms sweating, eyes flicking between Lena and Dev like he was caught between a firing squad and a stand-up act.Lena had her arms crossed, eyebrows locked in their most terrifying formation — the one that meant she wasn’t just angry, she was disappointed.“Thirty days,” she repeated, voice flat. “You signed something that gave you thirty days before—what? Before you’re dragged screaming into eternal damnation?”Caleb winced. “Well, when you say it like that, it sounds—”“Dumb?” she snapped.“… yeah.”Dev stirred his latte with a plastic straw like they weren’t having the world’s worst intervention. “Technically, it’s thirty calendar days. Business days would’ve been generous. Hell’s not big on federal holidays.”Lena’s glare snapped to him. “You knew? You’ve been stringing him along like some kind of—”“Handler,” Dev cut in
Chapter eight: Walls, not Wallet.
Caleb sat hunched on the couch, chin in his hands, glaring at the pizza box humming on the counter like it was mocking him. The smell still hung in the apartment—cheesy, greasy, way too alive for anything edible. It wasn’t even food anymore; it was a dare. His stomach growled like an angry dog. “No,” he muttered, jabbing a finger at the box like it could hear him. “You don’t get me twice. I’m not about to have another heart-to-heart with pepperoni.” The pizza hummed louder, like it was offended. Caleb dragged himself to the fridge. He yanked it open, bracing for more horrors—maybe glowing milk, or an apple that coughed—but what he found made his eyes widen. Sitting dead center was a neat black plastic tray of sushi. Salmon rolls. Tuna. Even a tiny container of soy sauce, like it had been catered by some five-star Japanese place. Caleb blinked. “Oh… oh my God. Actual food.” He didn’t even question it. Hunger bulldozed suspicion. He grabbed the tray, popped it open, and dunked a
Chapter nine: The Notebook
The garbage can shook once more, an enraged, leaping jig that caused the recycling can beside it to sway. A pool of soy sauce spread along the floor, one black line of liquid ink-thick that declared HUNGRY, the words trembling slightly as the can heaved. A soft, greenish glow emanating from within beat with a life of its own. It was an ugly, gut-roiling spectacle.Caleb’s heart hammered a frantic rhythm against his ribs. He stood in the middle of his kitchen, a frozen statue of abject terror. He’d faced down an impossibly perfect demon, a terrifyingly ordinary accountant, and a smug eternal coffee drinker, but this? This was new. This was different. The mundane had become monstrous.Just as the garbage can trembled with one last violent jerk, and the hum along the baseboards started to build to a frenzy, it all just ceased.Immediately.The glow went away. The garbage can landed gently with a click. The humming stopped, leaving a silence so profound it felt like a physical void. The o
Chapter ten: The first entry
The air outside the apartment complex was as sharp and merciless as a new bill. Caleb was on the stoop, holding the black notebook like a very tiny, very damned book. Everything else seemed to be just… ordinary. A man in a business suit rushed by, speaking on his phone. A little kid, six at most, was trying to ride a training-wheel bike that squealed around each bend. A woman was watering some plants. The sun was shining bright, the birds were singing sweet melodies, and all the air was filled with the scent of fresh pavement and coffee. It was an incredibly beautiful, typical morning, and Caleb felt like a fraud to walk through it.He was a new soul hunter. The thought was so ridiculous, so utterly insane, that he almost laughed. Almost. But then he remembered the mooing milk and the starving trash can, and the chuckle stuck in his throat. This wasn't funny. This was reality. He was a man who spent his afternoons trying to write a brilliant chorus, and now he was doing this. He was a