All Chapters of Our World Is Now A Dungeon World: Chapter 1
- Chapter 10
10 chapters
Last Orders
The glass in Riley's hand was still half full when the sky broke.He'd been mid-sentence, something about the Sumerians and their obsession with celestial record-keeping, when Miko kicked him under the table and told him he was boring everyone to death. Arianna had laughed so hard she'd snorted into her cider, and Amber had quietly passed her a napkin while pretending not to stare at the way Arianna's nose crinkled.A normal Thursday evening. The King's Arms on a corner of Southwark, with its sticky floors and yellow lighting and the particular smell of stale hops that Riley had come to associate with the best hours of his week. These three people, this booth, these drinks. The only place he ever let his guard down."I'm just saying," Riley continued, ignoring the bruise forming on his shin, "if the Sumerians had modern telescopes, half of what we call mythology would be classified as astronomy.""And I'm just saying," Miko replied, leaning forward with that look she got when she was
Teeth In The Water
Their phones lit up together, screens drowning in text.Riley tilted his phone down against the violet glare of the sky. Columns of information scrolled past—dense, structured, impossible. It read like a character sheet from one of those games he'd never had the patience for. Except it was addressed to him by name. And the data fields were filling themselves in real time.SYSTEM NOTICE: Due to your world's recent designation as a Dungeon Territory, all registered entities have been granted an accelerated starter allocation. You will select THREE abilities from your class tree: one BASIC tier, one MID tier, one HIGH tier. Selection window: 60:00 minutes. Failure to select will result in random assignment.Below the notice, a branching list unfolded under the heading LUNAMANCER. Basic abilities included things like Moonlit Sight and Lunar Spark. Mid tier offered constructs, shields, crescent projections. High tier—he barely skimmed it before the ground shook beneath his feet and somethi
What We Are Becoming
Arianna was the first to break.She paced the length of her kitchen and back, hands knotted in her hair, words tumbling out in a stream that wasn't directed at anyone. "This isn't real. That thing had teeth, it had—Amber, your leg, let me see your leg. No, wait. The sky. Did anyone else see the sky? It cracked. Skies don't crack. Skies don't—""Ari." Amber caught her wrist gently. "Breathe.""I am breathing. I'm breathing and talking and there's a timer on my phone counting down and I don't understand what any of it means."Miko sat on the counter, the glass shard resting on her thigh. She'd cleaned the creature's fluid off it with a tea towel and hadn't spoken since they'd come inside. Her blue eyes tracked between her phone screen and the window where moonlight pooled across the linoleum like spilled milk.Riley stood by the kitchen table. His phone read forty-nine minutes. He could feel the panic in the room, threatening to fill every corner. He felt it in himself too—a cold static
Whats In The Dark
The screaming had stopped around ten minutes ago.That was worse.Riley sat at the kitchen table, phone in hand, listening to the silence press against the windows. His fingers trembled as he swiped through the new interface that had appeared the moment synchronisation completed. Ten columns of data unfolded beneath his class header, each labelled with an attribute he half-recognised from games he'd barely played: Strength. Agility. Vitality. Perception. Endurance. Intelligence. Willpower. Charisma. Luck. Lunar Affinity.Every value read the same: 10.Except they didn't stay that way.As he watched, the numbers trembled and climbed. Strength: 20. Agility: 20. All of them doubling, one after another, as if the moonlight pouring through the kitchen window was feeding directly into his blood. A footnote appeared at the bottom in small, clinical text.LUNAMANCER PASSIVE — LUNAR TIDE: Under direct moonlight, all attributes scale to 200%. Under solar exposure, all attributes reduce to 50%.
Rivers Of Blood
They stepped into a world that had finished dying and started rotting.The street outside Arianna's flat was carpeted in feathers. Hundreds of pigeons lay twisted across the pavement, bodies split open from the inside as though something had tried to hatch out of them and failed. The smell hit Riley first—copper and decay and the chemical sweetness of burst organs. Miko covered her nose with her sleeve. Amber pressed her hand to her mouth, swallowing hard. Arianna walked through the dead birds without looking down, one hand locked in Biscuit's scruff, and Riley understood that something behind her eyes had been cauterised shut.A taxi sat in the middle of Tooley Street with its bonnet up and its driver slumped over the wheel. Riley tried the door. Dead electrics. He tried a BMW parked against the kerb, then a delivery van, then a motorcycle toppled beside a postbox. Nothing. No ignition, no dash lights, no phone signal beyond the System interface glowing faintly on each of their scree
The Sprawling Market
The moment all four of them crossed the threshold, the air changed.Not temperature. Not smell. The space itself shifted, like stepping through a membrane that had been invisible a second ago. The dead fluorescent ceiling panels flickered once, twice, then blazed to life with a sickly green luminescence. Not electricity something else. Riley's phone vibrated.WELCOME TO DUNGEON INSTANCE: THE SPRAWLING MARKET. TIER: F-RANK. PARTY DETECTED: 4 ENTITIES + 1 BONDED CREATURE. AS THIS IS YOUR FIRST DUNGEON INSTANCE, COMPLETION REWARDS WILL BE TRIPLED. (x3 XP BONUS). OBJECTIVE: DEFEAT THE FLOOR GUARDIAN. EXIT SEALED UNTIL COMPLETION OR PARTY WIPE.Riley spun. The entrance behind them had vanished, replaced by a wall of shelving stacked with products whose labels writhed in a script designed to make his eyes water."Exit sealed," Amber read aloud. "Party wipe. That means—""We win or we die," Miko said, adjusting her grip on the Soul Blade. "Classic.""How are you this calm?" Arianna hissed."
The Things That Grew
They looted what they could carry in eleven minutes. Tinned beans, bottled water, paracetamol, bandages, three torches that still worked because they ran on batteries instead of circuits. Riley stuffed everything into a rucksack stripped from a dead delivery driver's locker and tried not to think about the name stitched on the strap.Outside, the voices were closer. Firelight flickered between the terraces south of Old Kent Road, and Riley counted at least a dozen silhouettes moving in a loose column. Someone was shouting instructions. Someone else was crying."We could join them," Amber said. She stood at the edge of the car park, gold still threading faintly between her fingers. "Strength in numbers.""Numbers attract attention." Riley hoisted the rucksack. "Big groups move slow, argue loud, and fall apart when something hits them.""They're scared, Riley. Same as us.""Which is exactly why they're dangerous." He turned south, away from the firelight. "Scared people do stupid things
Everything Costs Something
Riley spent the last of his reserves knowing exactly what it would cost him. The moon touched the rooftops, thin as a promise, and he shaped the blade and ran.Miko matched him. No hesitation, no argument. Their blades ignited together—his pale silver, hers steel-white—and they hit the mass of rats like a scythe through grain.Behind them, Amber planted her feet on the pavement and the ground erupted gold. Consecrated Ground spread in a burning circle that caught the outer ring of the swarm. Fur smoked. Bodies writhed. The ones inside the perimeter scattered from the radiance only to find Biscuit waiting.The dog had changed again. Since the dungeon, since level five, his frame had thickened by a third. The rigid fur along his spine stood taller, each quill edged like a razor, and when he hit the swarm he carved through it like something industrial. Rats burst under his jaws. Others impaled themselves on his bristling coat and hung twitching before he shook them loose.But it wasn't f
Sanctuary
The church door was oak, six inches thick, and someone had barricaded it from the inside with pews stacked three deep. Craig struck the door with his sledgehammer and the sound boomed like a cannon shot through the predawn dark.A voice from inside, thin and hoarse. "How many?""Seven," Craig called back. "Plus a dog. A big dog."Silence. Then bolts sliding, wood scraping stone, and the door cracked open to reveal a man with a cricket bat and hollow eyes. He looked at them—bloodied, swaying, Riley barely vertical—and stepped aside without a word.The moment Riley crossed the threshold, his phone buzzed.SYSTEM NOTICE — SAFE ZONE DETECTED. DESIGNATION: ST. STEPHEN'S PARISH HALL. NO HOSTILE ENTITIES WILL SPAWN WITHIN SAFE ZONE BOUNDARIES. HEALTH AND MANA REGENERATION: 200%. SAFE ZONE SHOP: AVAILABLE.The cold hollow in his chest—the absence where his lunar reserves had been—immediately eased. Not filled, not even close, but the bleeding stopped. A faint warmth rekindled behind his ribs,
Skills And Stats
Riley dreamed of tides. Silver water rising through stone, filling cracks he hadn't known were there, patient and relentless. But in the dream, the water had eyes. Yellow eyes that watched from the depths, waiting for him to notice. Waiting for him to understand.When he woke the reservoir behind his ribs was half full and the light through the stained glass was amber-gold—late afternoon, maybe four o'clock. He'd slept nearly ten hours.Miko was already awake, cross-legged against the opposite wall, running her thumb along the flat of her Soul Blade where it rested across her knees. She looked up when he stirred."Morning, sunshine. Or afternoon. Time's a bit abstract now."He sat up and immediately regretted it. Every joint had stiffened into a grudge. The bite on his forearm had closed to a pink ridge courtesy of the safe zone's regeneration, but his muscles remembered every swing and sprint from the night before.Arianna slept curled against Biscuit's flank, the dog's armoured body