All Chapters of The Immortal Coward: Path of the Aegis Cauldron: Chapter 1
- Chapter 10
14 chapters
Chapter 1: God-Summoning Incense
Thunder roared, shaking the wooden walls of the rickety shack until they groaned loudly. Zarox huddled in the corner of the room, clutching his knees tightly while his face turned deathly pale. All around him, dozens of cheap paper talismans bought from the black market were haphazardly plastered on the walls, the floor, and even the leaking thatched roof. To him, every heartbeat was a countdown to the death he hated with every fiber of his being."Don't take me now," Zarox whispered, his teeth chattering, his eyes darting wildly toward a small hole in the roof where raindrops were beginning to leak through. "I don't have life insurance yet, I haven't gotten my immortality pills, and I haven't even had a chance to taste the best fried chicken in this city! Don't die, Zarox! Don't!"The next crack of thunder boomed even louder, as if the heavens wanted to split the earth right over Zarox's head. The young man flinched, his trembling hand reaching for an old stick of incense wrapped in
Chapter 2: The Iron Cauldron Brigade
"My name is Grog. And in the Kitchen Department of the Heaven's Peak Sect, if you don't work, you don't eat. If you don't eat, you die. Understand?"Zarox nodded stiffly, following Grog's wide strides through the jade gates. His eyes darted wildly at his surroundings. Other disciples passed by in shimmering silk robes, holding flying swords that emitted neon lights.Zarox compared himself to them; he wore only coarse cotton clothes that were torn here and there, his face still deathly pale. "The kitchen?" Zarox asked with a trembling voice, trying to keep up with Grog's brisk pace. "You mean... I'm going to be a chef? Is there a risk of burns? What about toxic gas from the furnaces? Is there workplace accident insurance here?"Grog stopped abruptly and spun around, staring at Zarox with bulging eyes. "A chef? You're just a lowly servant, boy! Your job is to wash cauldrons, chop spiritual vegetables that might bite your fingers off, and haul firewood from the Black Snake Forest! If yo
Chapter 3: The Secret of the Bronze Skin
The cold laughter vibrated in the narrow space of the kitchen, but before Zarox truly lost consciousness, he summoned the last of his strength, fueled by a surge of fear-induced hormones. He bit the hand choking him as hard as he could—right on the vein."Argh! You filthy rat!" The figure behind him screamed in pain and released their grip.Zarox collapsed onto the wooden floor, coughing violently as he inhaled as much air as possible. He didn't look back. His instinct screamed that this was the moment to run or die. With a speed he didn't even know he possessed—perhaps an effect of the spiritual rice earlier—he rolled behind a wooden workbench and grabbed his Aegis Cauldron.The figure stood tall. It was a senior disciple in a dull gray robe, his face hidden by a black veil. His eyes stared sharply at the rusted cauldron in Zarox's hand. "Give me that cauldron, boy. You have no idea what you're holding. That's no ordinary piece of junk.""It's a washbasin!" Zarox shouted, his voice p
Chapter 4: Spiritual Energy Theft
"Three!"CRASH!The wooden door of the shack flew off its hinges, hitting the inner wall with a loud thud. Grog stepped inside, his face beet red with veins bulging in his neck. Behind him, three other Outer Disciples pushed their way in, holding spiritual suppression chains that glowed a pale blue.Zarox, who had been standing tense just a second ago, immediately dropped to the floor with a very unnatural movement. He folded his legs, pulled his own hair, and began to wail in a truly pitiful tone."Mercy! Don't kill me! I'm just a poor, miserable servant, my stomach hurts from eating rotten rice, and suddenly a stranger broke in through the window and started beating me!" Zarox screamed while excessively banging his head against the dirt floor. Of course, he controlled his strength so his head wouldn't actually crack.Grog was stunned. The other disciples who were ready to attack lowered their weapons, staring at Zarox with an expression of disgust mixed with confusion."What on eart
Chapter 5: The Sky Peak Exam
Zarox crumpled the letter until it was shredded, his breath coming in short gasps like someone who had just finished a mountain marathon. "How could they know?!" he hissed, making sure his panicked voice didn't penetrate the thin wooden walls of the shack. He threw the scraps of paper into the small furnace, watching them char into ash in an instant.That morning, dawn broke with a reddish hue that, to Zarox, looked like blood spilled across the horizon. Without wasting time, he ran to the sect's scrap warehouse. With wild eyes scanning every pile of rusted iron and old armor, he finally found what he was looking for: five layers of thick leather armor rumored to be made from the carcasses of Iron Rhino monsters.Zarox put on all five layers of armor at once. The weight was extraordinary, nearly ninety pounds weighed down his small frame. He looked like a disproportionate, walking ball of leather. However, Zarox didn't care. Dignity was a luxury he couldn't afford with his life.As he
Chapter 6: The Light Manipulation Technique
His skin felt like it was being roasted over a bonfire lit by a demon, yet strangely, the rhino leather armor he wore did not burn to ashes. Instead, the armor absorbed the exploding spiritual fire, creating thick plumes of purple smoke that blanketed the entire field."Ow, ow, ow! I am being toasted! I am really going to become a cultivator kebab if this keeps up!" Zarox screamed in panic, his eyes clamped shut. He rolled around on the ground, disregarding his dignity as a newly victorious sect disciple.Suddenly, Master Vaelin appeared amidst the fog and smoke. The man landed gracefully, his white robes unblemished. With a single wave of his hand, he dispelled the spiritual fire with a wave of pure energy. "Get up, you foolish brat. You are being far too loud."Zarox stopped his rolling and opened one eye. He saw Master Vaelin standing before him with a look that was hard to decipher, somewhere between irritation and being impressed. Zarox immediately scrambled to his feet, even tho
Chapter 7: The Healing Pavilion
Zarox froze. The purple energy swirling wildly in his hand slowly faded, sucked back into the cauldron as if the object had a consciousness of its own that was reluctant to explode. He turned slowly, finding the figure of Elder Kael standing there, his eyes staring sharply with an aura of authority that made Zarox's knees go weak instantly."Let me go, Elder!" Zarox cried out with a trembling voice, trying to pull his hand from the senior alchemist's grip. "Them! They started it! They wanted to beat up an innocent servant disciple like me!"Elder Kael released Zarox's wrist, then observed the rusty cauldron, which was still hissing softly, with an unreadable expression. "A servant disciple, you say? What kind of servant disciple is capable of creating an energy anomaly of this magnitude just by manipulating basic light?""You just made a hole big enough to bury half of this dormitory."The rowdy crowd of outer disciples suddenly fell silent. Seeing Elder Kael's presence, they quickly
Chapter 8: The Soul-Cleansing Pill Experiment
Cold sweat began to seep down Zarox's back, soaking the servant's robes that still carried the lingering stench of the skin-mutation pill."Longevity pills?" he whispered with a trembling voice. "Are they crazy? If we hand those over, we'll never be able to reach immortality! Those are our life savings!"The envoy from the Shadow Valley Sect, a man in a silver mask with a heavy aura of death, looked at Zarox with a look of contempt. He spat right at Zarox's feet before turning to leave, his black robes billowing sharply. "Prepare yourselves, Heaven's Peak. Our leader, the great alchemist of the Shadow Valley, will arrive tomorrow when the sun reaches its highest point. If you don't have the guts, just hand over the keys to your pill vault and bow before us!"After the figure vanished like smoke, a haunting silence filled the pavilion. Elder Kael rubbed his chin, his eyes narrowing sharply. "The longevity pill reserves are the backbone of this sect. If we lose, every disciple here, inc
Chapter 9: Battle of the Peaks
Zarox squeezed his eyes shut, hugging the Aegis Cauldron to his chest as if the piece of junk could be bulletproof. The sharp sword glided, slicing through the air with a deafening whistle. However, instead of piercing Zarox's chest, the blade slammed into the bronze cauldron's lid with a loud metallic clang. Sparks flew, sending Zarox tumbling backward until his back hit the alchemy table."Oh, thank goodness! This cauldron really is a top-quality product!" Zarox screamed in a high-pitched voice. He hurriedly crawled backward, knocking over a pile of potion bottles until they scattered everywhere.The Shadow Valley Sect Leader, a thin man in black robes that seemed to absorb light, was stunned for a moment. He saw his precious sword now had a small dent at the tip. "What piece of junk are you holding, boy?" he hissed with a tone full of rage.Zarox didn't wait to answer. He saw a golden opportunity while the man was still fixated on his damaged sword. Zarox wasn't thinking about high
Chapter 10: The Forbidden Shadow Forest
"Good question, Zarox. But unfortunately, sneezing pills won't work on an envoy from the Central Empire," Elder Kael hissed while tightening his grip on his staff.The black clouds above Sky Peak swirled into a giant vortex. Blood-red lightning struck repeatedly, scorching the ground right next to Zarox's feet until it smoked. From within the vortex, a figure in golden armor wearing a demon mask slowly descended, hovering without touching the ground. The aura of oppression he radiated was so intense it caused the disciples around the pavilion area to collapse, coughing up blood from the unbearable pressure of the energy.Zarox trembled violently. He tried to stand, but his legs felt like they were made of melting wax. "This isn't just an alchemical challenge anymore; this is an execution," he whispered, his voice hoarse. He glanced at the baby Shadow Valley Sect Leader still crying on the floor, then at Kael. "Elder, if I have to die, at least let me die on a full stomach. Do you have