All Chapters of The Accidental God: My Glitchy System Thinks I'm Supreme: Chapter 31
- Chapter 40
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Chapter 31: Toby and the Kerosene Stove
While inside the Great Hall Aster Vale was busy shattering a thousands-year-old ancient artifact with flea market profit margin theory, a far more miserable fate befell his roommate, Toby, outside the arena.Autumn winds blew hard across the courtyard of Aethelgard Academy, carrying a bone-chilling cold. Toby sat curled up on a used wooden crate, hugging his trembling knees. Stacks of cardboard boxes and burlap sacks filled with Aster's precious inventory surrounded him: rusty nails, cracked mugs, and various bits of junk salvaged from trash cans. As the Logistics Manager unilaterally appointed by Aster, Toby was tasked with guarding these items from being stolen by other scavengers.Damn it, Aster. You are inside sitting comfortably taking an exam, while I am out here guarding trash that even sewer rats would ignore, Toby grumbled, his breath puffing into the freezing air. His fingers were numb, and his stomach ached from skipping breakfast.He needed warmth. He needed hot water.Tob
Chapter 32: Physical Qualification and the Clothesline
While outside the arena Toby was busy building a makeshift pharmaceutical empire with a kerosene stove, Aster Vale knew nothing about the sudden wealth awaiting him. Aster's mind was focused on one thing alone: how to avoid paying fines.After obliterating the Orb of Arcane Veracity during the written exam, Aster had been warned by Professor Eldric that his Honorary Participant status came with terms and conditions. If he failed the physical qualifying round without a legitimate excuse, the academy reserved the right to revoke his honorary status and bill him for the destroyed crystal artifact. To Aster, the threat of a bill for tens of thousands of gold coins was far more terrifying than an ancient dragon attack.The afternoon sun beat down mercilessly over the Aethelgard Battle Stadium. At the center of the white-sand arena stood a giant, dark purple Obsidian Mana Stone. The stone emitted a heavy aura that nearly distorted the surrounding air. This was the second phase of the physic
Chapter 33: Darius's Open Challenge
The white dust from the shattered arena sand slowly began to settle, leaving behind a two-meter-deep crater in the center of the Battle Stadium. A chilling silence still hung over the thousands of seats in the stands. At the edge of the exit tunnel, Aster Vale was busy dusting off his tattered robe, getting ready to head out and look for Toby and his stack of leaking pots.However, up in the VIP box, Darius Vorn's mind was suffering a massive existential crisis.As the heir to the Vorn Family, Darius had trained his body in the frozen northern borders ever since he could walk. He knew exactly how heavy steel was, how heavy stone was, and the absolute limits of human flesh and blood. Five tons was five tons. No low-level magic spell or ordinary human muscle could lift it with a single finger, let alone by using a rusty clothesline.It had to be a trick, Darius thought, his jaw clenching until his teeth ground together. His sharp eyes locked onto the clothesline Aster had just stuffed i
Chapter 34: Humiliating Mercy
The wind in the Aethelgard Battle Stadium suddenly felt heavy, as though the oxygen in the air had been sucked away by the gripping tension.Darius Vorn stood tall with his drawn fallen star sword. A silver-colored mana aura blazed around him, radiating a cold chill that froze the sand beneath his armored boots. He had issued an open challenge, swearing to free Kaelen from the grip of the junk merchant. He braced for an epic collision of aura, for a clash of Sword Intent that would split the academy sky.Yet, Kaelen merely stared at him.Inside Kaelen's dark pupils, time seemed to spin backward, piercing through the boundaries of current reality. Kaelen did not see the arrogant and powerful Darius Vorn standing before him. What he saw were one hundred forty-seven shadows of death.Loop 14: Darius froze into an ice statue at the Northern Citadel because he refused to retreat from a blizzard, too proud to admit that nature was stronger than his blade.Loop 67: Darius was torn apart by A
Chapter 35: Preliminary Round: Atonement Slash
That afternoon, Aethelgard Battle Stadium shook with the roar of tens of thousands of spectators. The preliminary round of the Inter-Grade Internal Tournament was finally under way. The air smelled of ozone, sweat, and clashing mana aura from hundreds of contestants who had been fighting since morning.Up in the VIP box, Darius Vorn sat with his arms crossed, his sharp eyes fixed on the arena without blinking. He still could not forget Kaelen's pitiless look of mercy from yesterday. Today, he wanted to see how that junk vendor slave would fight when faced with actual destructive magic, not just some trick for lifting rocks."Next contestants!" the referee's voice boomed through the amplification crystal. "Kaelen from the independent faction, versus Ignatius Vance, pride of the Red Flame Faction!"Cheers erupted from the eastern stands. Ignatius Vance puffed his chest out as he stepped into the arena. Flame-shaped gold thread embroidered his uniform, and the temperature around his body
Chapter 36: Vorn Family Dominance
The dust from the split arena had not yet completely settled when the voice from the amplification crystal vibrated once more, this time with a more hesitant and respectful tone."N-next match... Darius Vorn of the Northern Knight Faction versus Garet Ironhide of the Steel Guardian Faction!"The cheers, which had fallen silent from the shock of Kaelen's slash, now exploded into a different kind of roar. If Kaelen represented absurd wonder, Darius Vorn represented the pillar of tradition, discipline, and military power recognized by the entire kingdom.Darius stepped down the VIP stands. He did not jump or erupt his aura to show off. Every step was measured, precise, and quiet, as if he were marching on top of the northern border fortress wall. His silver and white academy uniform was impeccably arranged, without a single fold out of place.His opponent, Garet Ironhide, was a seven-foot giant holding a tower shield as thick as a vault door and a spiked warhammer weighing at least two h
Chapter 37: Judge Seraphina's Headache
In the judges' pavilion floating fifty meters above the arena floor, a cool afternoon breeze blew, carrying the smell of ozone and magical dust from hundreds of matches that had taken place. This was where the leadership of Aethelgard Academy sat, watching the students' every move with eagle eyes. Yet among the old professors wisely stroking their beards, one figure looked completely out of place.Seraphina, the youngest analysis and appraisal genius in the history of the Magic Tower, sat in the end seat with a sour expression on her face.After the Swallowed Apocalypse incident in the previous arc, where Seraphina was the only person lucky (or unlucky) enough to scan and realize the true nature of Aster's junk items, the academy did not let her leave. The Headmaster forcefully appointed her as the Assistant Mana Analysis Judge for this tournament. Her task was simple: ensure no students used forbidden artifacts or illegal spells that could endanger the audience.To assist her, the Ma
Chapter 38: Midnight Junk Workshop
Night had fallen late over the Boys' Dormitory at Aethelgard Academy. The tower clock had just chimed eleven times, signaling it was time for students to rest and restore their mana and tired muscles after the tournament preliminaries earlier that day. Inside the cramped and messy room 404, however, the atmosphere was as tense as a battlefield.On the adjacent mattress, Toby was snoring loudly, fast asleep. Instead of hugging a pillow, he was clutching a small sack filled with gold and silver coins, the proceeds from his monopoly on kerosene stove water sales earlier that afternoon. Every now and then, sleepy mumbles escaped Toby's lips, "Three gold coins... no, five... the empty bottles have to be returned..."But at the rickety wooden desk in the corner of the room, Aster Vale was experiencing a crisis far more serious than the tournament or an Abyss monster attack. He had a pounding headache."Damn it... twenty pieces of Obelisk Stones times a forty percent profit margin, minus Mr.
Chapter 39: Darius Vorn's Infiltration
The hand of the academy tower clock had passed twelve, signaling the turn of the day. The entire Boys' Dormitory at Aethelgard Academy was submerged in silence, accompanied only by soft snoring and the rustling of oak tree branches blown by the night wind. However, on the fourth floor of the east corridor, the shadow of a knight moved without a sound.Darius Vorn could not sleep.Every time he closed his eyes, he saw not darkness, but Kaelen's blank, merciful gaze. That gaze insulted his pride, poisoned his mind, and forced him to admit that something was deeply wrong with the reality around him. As the heir to the Vorn family, Darius had been trained never to believe in superstition. He believed in steel, in blood, and in discipline. If Kaelen had been brainwashed, then there had to be a source of the poison. And that source was undoubtedly inside cramped room 404, the lair of the charlatan, Aster Vale.Darius wore a pitch-black night cloak, concealing his silver mana aura until it w
Chapter 40: The Rusted Nail Transaction
Morning fog at Aethelgard Academy still hung thick, blanketing the dorm backyard in a cold, damp white layer. The tower clock hand had just touched five in the morning. Darius Vorn limped between the shadows of stone pillars, his eyes red and sunken from an entire night without sleep. His mind remained trapped in the chapel, filled with terrifying visions of Aster Vale pulling threads of fate with tangled copper wire.To him, every sound of the wind sounded like whispered curses. Every tree shadow looked like a giant hand ready to crush his soul. Darius wanted nothing more than to return to his room, lock the door, and clutch his sword until this tournament ended.However, fate, or more accurately, the capitalist instinct of a junk vendor, had other plans.Clink. Clang. Scrape.The sound of metal scraping against stone came from behind old wooden barrels at the end of the alley. Darius froze. His breath caught in his throat. Reflexively, he pressed his back against the cold stone pill