All Chapters of The Accidental God: My Glitchy System Thinks I'm Supreme: Chapter 51
- Chapter 60
120 chapters
Chapter 51: The Dropped Calculator Incident
In the VIP stands, amidst mass hysteria and gravitational pressure that made the nobles' lungs feel as if they were being squeezed by an invisible hand, Aster Vale was... sleepy. Very sleepy.For thousands of people in the stadium, the sky turning into a galaxy illusion and thousands of star swords hanging in the air was an apocalyptic sight that evoked primal terror. But to Aster, it was merely a cheap light show that was too bright, noisy, and severely disrupting his afternoon nap. The bluish light from the artificial nebula dazzled his eyes, and the low-frequency humming of the Vorn Holy Sword made him feel even lazier."No aesthetic value whatsoever. A complete waste of mana electricity," Aster muttered with a wide yawn, his eyes watering.On his lap, atop a stack of silver coins he was shielding from star dust oxidation using a shabby handkerchief, lay his custom-built Broken Calculator. He had just used its rusted alarm clock gears, tangled copper wire, and cracked mana crystal
Chapter 52: The Cracked Screen and Fate's Verdict
The light collision sounded completely trivial amid the suffocating silence of the stadium. Tap.The junk wooden box had landed perfectly on the conceptual foothold hardened in thin air, exactly one inch in front of the tip of Darius Vorn's boot. However, falling from the height of the VIP stands still took a physical toll on an object held together by cheap tree sap glue. One corner of the wooden box peeled away, and the mana crystal fragment inside shifted slightly, widening the crack on the frosted glass screen made from an old jar lid.Yet instead of dying out completely, that microscopic shift in the tangled copper wire circuit triggered a terrifying chain reaction.The cracked screen suddenly lit up. It was not a pale blue light like when Aster calculated wheat flour prices, but a thick, sharp, blinding blood-red glare. That red light radiated outward from the cracks in the glass, slicing through the darkness of the galaxy illusion above the stadium like a blade through silk. It
Chapter 53: The Destruction of the Holy Sword
The blood-red light from the cracked calculator screen reflected in Darius Vorn's wide pupils.[DARIUS VORN'S VICTORY PROBABILITY: 0.000%]Three zeros after the decimal point.To an ordinary person, it was just a statistical line indicating defeat. But to Darius, it was the universe's gavel shattering the entire foundation of his existence. In a single second that felt like a century, his mind, a grand fortress built on Vorn family pride, blood spilled in the snow, and a lifetime of sword training, crumbled into unrecognizable rubble.He remembered his father's rough, scar-covered hands forcing him to hold a wooden sword when he was only three years old. He remembered the freezing cold atop Mount Aethelgard turning his fingers black while he swung a steel blade thousands of times to perfect his family's orthodox techniques. He remembered the blood oath at the ancestral altar where he promised to bring the Vorn name to the pinnacle of swordsmanship. Every scar on his body, every drop o
Chapter 54: Epic Face-Slapping
The rain of light flower petals was still falling softly, dampening the cracked obsidian glass floor in the middle of the arena. In the middle of that storm of mocking beauty, Darius Vorn forced his shattered, mana-depleted body to rise. He did not stand. His trembling knees slammed into the cold glass surface, pinning him in a pathetic kneeling position.His empty hands, still carrying the cold sensation of the meteorite blade that had just vanished, now scooped up the pile of silver star dust on the floor. Beside him lay Aster's Broken Calculator. The cracked, frosted glass screen still emitted a faint blood-red glow, displaying the three zeros that had executed his self-worth: 0.000%.Darius stared at the dust of his ancestral heirloom, then looked at the piece of scrap metal and wood. It was at that moment that his final defense collapsed.Tears fell from his temples, leaving marks on his pale cheeks before dripping down onto the star dust in his palm. He wept. Yet these were not
Chapter 55: The Shop Permit and a New VIP Customer
The cheers of thousands of spectators shaking the stone pillars of Aethelgard Stadium didn't register in Aster Vale's ears at all. To him, the applause and shouts of worship from dukes, generals, and even the King were worth no more than the clinking of a silver coin hitting the floor.Aster roughly shoved aside a Royal Guard standing frozen in the VIP corridor, then headed down the marble stairs toward the arena floor. Every step down the stairs was accompanied by an endless stream of annoyed grumbles from his mouth. The nobles and elite knights lined along the staircase hurriedly parted, bowing their heads deeply, thinking the Observer was walking down to deliver a cosmic sermon or punish those who had sinned before destiny.Yet when Aster finally set foot on the still-warm obsidian glass floor, he did not look at the kneeling Darius, nor did he look at the standing Kaelen. Aster's eyes locked immediately onto the piece of wooden scrap in Kaelen's hands.Aster snatched the Broken Ca
Chapter 56: Grand Opening of the Vale Junk Shop
The morning sun cast a golden glow over the Commercial District of Aethelgard Academy, an elite area paved with white marble and adorned with silk drapes. Amidst this luxury, one building stood out like an ink stain on a white canvas.The shop's sign was made from a salvaged coffin board charred on one side, with slanted red paint reading: VALE JUNK SHOP. The display window was not crystal glass, but a salvaged wooden frame with hinges that creaked every time the wind blew. Inside, there were no holy swords or enchanted robes. There were only piles of dented pots, rusted nails, frayed hemp ropes, and jar after jar filled with dust and dried banana peels.Yet the line outside snaked down the block and turned onto the main street. Dukes, professors, and elite academy students stood straight-backed, holding their breath as they awaited the opening of the Temple of Destiny inaugurated by The Observer.In front of the entrance stood Darius Vorn.The heir of the Vorn Family wore his silver-
Chapter 57: Midterm Exam Announcement
The morning sunlight filtered through the stained glass of the Aethelgard Academy Great Hall, projecting colorful patterns onto rows of oak benches filled with thousands of students. At the main podium, Professor Balthazar stood with an extremely upright, almost rigid posture. In his left hand, he held an official parchment scroll, while his right hand unconsciously kept rubbing his robe pocket, where an Aura-Cleansing Toothpick (which was actually just a used palm-fiber broom straw) he had bought from the Vale Junk Shop for thirty gold coins earlier that morning resided.Balthazar cleared his throat, his voice amplified by the acoustic runes in the hall's ceiling. "Attention, all second and third-year students. By decree of the Head of the Academy and approval from the Board of Trustees, this year's Midterm Exam will consist of an Alchemy Ingredient Gathering Expedition."Excited murmurs immediately filled the hall. An alchemy exam usually meant being locked in a laboratory for three
Chapter 58: The Merchant's Preparation
Outside on the streets of the Academy Commercial District, the late afternoon atmosphere felt like a market showered in a rain of gold. Second and third-year students jostled against one another outside blacksmith shops and alchemy apothecaries. Gold and silver coins clinked against wooden counters. They were buying steel swords polished with anti-poison runes, plate armor engraved with protective ward spells, and dozens of vials of high-grade healing potions. After all, tomorrow was the Midterm Exam in the Forbidden Forest Dungeon. Even though Professor Balthazar had guaranteed that the location was safe and medium grade, the survival instincts of these young nobles demanded they take shelter behind luxury and expensive steel.In the middle of the crowd, Darius Vorn stood atop a wooden crate, his right arm still wrapped in a silk sling suspended across his chest. With his left hand, he pointed at a student who had just purchased a silver shield for a hundred gold coins. "You call tha
Chapter 59: Team Assignments and Balthazar's Curse
The cold morning fog still shrouded the main courtyard of Aethelgard Academy when the departure bell chimed. The vast stone yard had transformed into a sea of steel and silk. Hundreds of second and third-year students stood in formation, showing off their new gear. Some wore silver plate armor polished to reflect the dawn light, some shouldered spears engraved with flame runes, and others carried waist pouches packed with dozens of gleaming healing potions. The clinking of metal and the neighing of horses pulling luxurious carriages created a deafening symphony of opulence.In the middle of that sea of luxury, one sight stood out in stark, pathetic contrast.Aster Vale stood near the south gate, both hands gripping the handles of a wooden handcart whose left wheel was slightly warped. Every time the cart moved, it let out a dismal squeak-thud sound. Resting on the cart was no protective canopy or iron chest, only a pile of burlap sacks roughly stitched together by Kaelen with hemp thr
Chapter 60: Entering the Forbidden Forest Dungeon
The giant stone gates of the Forbidden Forest Dungeon swung open with a heavy rumble, spewing a dense, damp chill that smelled of wet earth. The air inside the dungeon felt heavy, as if lungs had to work twice as hard just to filter oxygen from the moss spores floating in the air. Sunlight from outside could only penetrate a few meters before being swallowed whole by the canopy of intertwined giant trees, creating a perpetual twilight illuminated only by the faint blue glow of poisonous mushrooms clinging to tree trunks.Team 1 stepped into the darkness. Their formation was highly unorthodox for an elite vanguard squad.At the front, Seraphina walked with the tip of her magic staff emitting an icy aura, freezing the mud ahead of her shoes so her expensive uniform would not get stained. Beside her, Darius Vorn marched alertly. His broken right arm was still suspended against his chest in a silk sling, but his left hand tightly gripped the hilt of a replacement sword, his eyes scanning