All Chapters of SORRY MISS CEO, YOUR BILLIONS ARE USELESS!: Chapter 1
- Chapter 7
7 chapters
Chapter 1: The Apocalypse, a Rickety Boarding House, and Dirty Laundry
The last thing Rangga Siregar remembered before the world ended was the stench of piss from the second-floor drainpipe and a bank balance that was only enough for a plate of Nasi Padang with a single potato fritter The boarding house inherited from his late grandfather—“Kos Pusako”—was more of an architectural miracle than a building, mostly because it was a mystery how the two-story wooden shack hadn't collapsed in a stiff breeze yet. Rangga had just finished tightening the last bolt on a leaky faucet when the first scream shattered the quiet of a Jakarta afternoon.It wasn’t a normal scream. It was raspy, wet, and ended with the sound of bones being crunched.Rangga peered out from his dusty louvered window. Down below, on the cracked asphalt, Pak Amrin Tanjung—the neighbor who usually just sat on his porch smoking—was sprinting like an Olympic athlete. Behind him, three men were in hot pursuit.Wait, they weren't just running. They were crawling, scaling car hoods, and leaping at s
Chapter 2: The Ice Queen, a Mop, and Instant Coffee
The sterilization corridor hummed like a jet engine. Disinfectant spray—smelling like a mix of bleach and cheap lemon—blasted from every direction, drenching Zahara Nasution. Zahara coughed hard, her eyes stinging. Her bone-white designer suit, which cost as much as a sports car, was now soaking wet, clinging to her body along with the washed-away remains of zombie blood. Her gold pistol had been snatched by a mechanical arm that had suddenly shot out of the wall the moment she’d fallen into the room.A green light flickered above the steel door in front of her. It slid open without a sound. Zahara stepped out, her breath still ragged. She found herself in a vast room that looked more like a concrete showroom than a boarding house. The floor was polished cement, the walls were lined with steel panels, and in the middle of the room sat a man on a red "Lion Star" plastic chair.The guy was wearing a faded t-shirt featuring a defunct political party and knee-length shorts. In hi
Chapter 3: Maximum Rage, Instant Noodles, and the Forbidden Laundry
For a solid three seconds, the only sounds in the bunker were the deafening THUD-THUD-THUD of the giant mutant zombie hammering against the outer steel door, and the dripping of dirty mop water from Zahara’s designer blazer.Zahara stared at Rangga. Her brain, highly trained in hostile corporate takeovers and underworld assassinations, literally stopped working."Clean... the floor?" she whispered. Her voice was dangerously quiet. The kind of quiet that usually preceded someone ending up at the bottom of the Jakarta Bay in a cement sleeping bag."Yeah," Rangga said, leaning back in his cheap plastic chair, completely unbothered by the fact that the ceiling was vibrating. "And the broken mug. Don't step on the glass, it's a pain to pick out of your soles.""THERE IS A MUTANT FREAK TRYING TO TEAR THIS BUILDING APART!" Zahara finally exploded. Her voice echoed off the titanium walls, raw and unhinged. She pointed a trembling, perfectly manicured finger at the hologram screen. "AND
Chapter 4: Batman Boxers, A Giant T-Shirt, and The Loyalty Deposit
Morning in the bunker didn't come with a sunrise. It came with the harsh, buzzing hum of the LED ceiling lights flicking on at exactly 7:00 AM, accompanied by a digital rooster crowing through the intercom.Rangga stretched on his cot, popping his back. He had slept like a baby. It turned out that being encased in a titanium cube while the world ended outside did wonders for his insomnia.Across the room, Zahara looked like she had been dragged backward through a thornbush.She was sitting on the edge of the cheap folding sofa bed, staring blankly at the concrete floor. Her designer blazer was draped over a chair, smelling faintly of bleach and zombie guts. Her white blouse was wrinkled beyond repair, and her immaculate updo from yesterday was now a chaotic bird's nest. Her dark circles could rival a panda's."Morning, tenant," Rangga chirped, tossing his blanket aside. "Sleep well?"Zahara slowly turned her head. Her eyes were bloodshot. "The mattress feels like it's stuffed wit
Chapter 5: Unfriendly Eviction, RPGs, and the Zombie Dinner Bell
Rangga leaned closer to the microphone. "I don't think you understand how renting works, man. The landlord holds the keys. Also, you're loitering. I’m going to have to ask you to step off the grass. Well, the asphalt."Zahara grabbed Rangga’s arm. Her grip was surprisingly strong, her nails digging into his skin. The baggy sleeves of her "REBAHAN 4 LYFE" t-shirt slipped down, but her eyes were all Ice Queen."Rangga, stop joking," she hissed, her voice frantic but low. "That’s Rizal. He’s not bluffing. He’s got two modified armored SUVs out there and at least ten heavily armed men. If they have RPG-7s with tandem warheads, they can crack a Level 1 bunker door with enough repeated hits."Rangga looked at her, raising an eyebrow. "Tandem warheads? You guys brought anti-tank weapons to a corporate takeover?""We're a mafia syndicate! What did you think we used, strongly worded emails?!" she snapped."Time's up," Rizal’s voice echoed outside. He turned to one of his men holding a long, ol
Chapter 6: The Ex-Crush, the Toilet Brush, and Senior Maid Privilege
The next morning, the bunker smelled like heaven. Specifically, it smelled like premium, freshly ground Arabica coffee. Rangga sat at his plastic folding table, taking a slow sip from a proper ceramic mug. He sighed in pure bliss. Across the room, Zahara was aggressively pinning a pair of faded Batman boxers to the indoor drying rack. She still looked like a disgruntled teenager in her oversized REBAHAN 4 LYFE t-shirt, but she was actually doing the chores without threatening to murder him. Character development."Host, you have 3500 System Points sitting in your account," the System’s voice chimed in his head. "What is this, a savings account? Spend it! Upgrade the bunker! An empty bank account builds character!"Rangga pulled up the green holographic interface."Alright, let's see what we can afford," Rangga muttered. "I'm tired of eating instant noodles on a plastic chair."He scrolled through the [BASE UPGRADES] menu. His eyes landed on a mid-tier option.[UPGRADE: Level 1
Chapter 7: Sunny-Side Up, Simp Tactics, and the Rot-King
"I'm done," Siska sniffled, wiping her nose with the back of her wrist. "The bowl is sparkling. Can I have some food now? I haven't eaten since yesterday."Rangga didn't even look up from the screen. "Inspection time, Head Maid."Zahara smoothly slid two perfectly cooked eggs onto a ceramic plate. She wiped her hands on her apron, her eyes locking onto Siska. The terrifying 'CEO-turned-Domestic-Enforcer' aura flared up instantly."If I find a single speck of grime on that porcelain, Siska, I am going to make you scrub it again with your toothbrush," Zahara said coldly, marching past her toward the bathroom.Siska shuddered, wrapping her arms around herself. Once Zahara was out of sight, she looked over at Rangga. Her eyes darted around the luxurious, expanded bunker. She saw the smart fridge, the warm lights, the soft sofa bed, and the absolute safety of the titanium walls.Old habits die hard.Siska puffed out her chest, pushed her messy hair over her shoulder, and walked over to t