All Chapters of The Prince of Peculiar Plights: Chapter 1
- Chapter 10
10 chapters
Glitter and Grievances
The high-backed velvet chair felt more like a cage than a seat of honor. Valerian Morcant gripped the edge of the mahogany table, his knuckles turning a porcelain white that matched the fine bone china in front of him.“Val, seriously. You’re gonna snap the wood,” Caelum whispered, leaning in just enough that his shoulder brushed Valerian’s.Valerian didn’t look at him. He kept his eyes fixed on a singular floating speck of dust dancing in the light of the crystal chandelier. “I’m fine. I’m totally zen. I’m a mountain. Mountains don’t move.”“Mountains also don’t have magic that turns entire rooms into confetti when they get pissed off,” Caelum shot back, his voice low and rhythmic. “Deep breaths. In for four, out for eight. Remember what we practiced in the courtyard.”“The courtyard didn’t have three hundred people waiting for me to mess up,” Valerian muttered, finally letting go of the table. He wiped his palms on his trousers. “And the courtyard didn’t have him.”Caelum glanced do
The Unflappable Lady Veyrana
The doors swung shut, cutting off the sound of Osric’s screaming, but the image of her stayed burned into Valerian’s mind.Caelum didn’t stop moving until they were deep within the labyrinthine halls of the secondary wing, far from the prying eyes of the nobility. He finally let go of Valerian’s arm, leaning against a stone pillar and exhaling a breath that sounded like a deflating balloon.“Neon glitter, Val? Really? That’s what we’re doing now?”Valerian leaned his head against the cool dampness of the wall, his chest still heaving. “I didn't pick the color, Caelum. It just... happened.”“The pheasant looked like it was made of crushed stars. I think I saw a Duchess try to eat a piece of the blue gelatin before the guards moved in.” Caelum shook his head, a lopsided grin tugging at his lips. “It was a disaster. A beautiful, glowing, absolute mess of a disaster.”“My father is going to exile me,” Valerian muttered, staring at his boots. “Or worse. He might actually talk to me just to
Lessons in Levitation
The morning sun bled through the high, arched windows of the Morcant estate’s private conservatory, but Valerian didn’t feel the warmth. He felt the buzz. It was a low-frequency hum vibrating in his molars, a sign that the "glitter incident" from the night before hadn't fully drained his reserves. If anything, the magic felt agitated, like a caged animal that had tasted the air and didn't want to go back in.“You’re sweating, Valerian,” Master Leontius Grimward remarked, his voice like dry parchment scraping against a desk. He didn't look up from his ledger. “A Morcant doesn’t sweat over a simple manifestation exercise. Or have we moved past the era of dignity and into the era of... what did the Queen call it? ‘Luminous debris’?”Valerian wiped his brow, his fingers trembling. “It was an accident, Master Grimward. I was provoked.”“The elements don't care about your hurt feelings,” Leontius snapped, finally looking up. His eyes were milky with age but sharp enough to pin Valerian to h
The Jester's Secret
Valerian stared at the door where Master Leontius had vanished, his heart performing a frantic rhythm against his ribs. The silence in the conservatory was heavy, smelling of ozone and spilled ink.“A catalyst,” Valerian whispered, finally letting his arms drop from Isolde’s waist. He felt cold the moment the full contact broke. “He makes it sound like I’m a bomb and you’re the fuse.”Isolde brushed a stray hair from her face, her eyes fixed on the shattered mahogany desk. “Or maybe you’re the lightning and I’m the rod. Either way, your tutor is going to tell your father that I’m not just a ‘boring’ stabilizer. We don’t have much time before this place is crawling with Council guards.”“You think they’ll arrest you?” Valerian asked, his voice tightening.“Arrest me? No. They’ll study me. Or lock me in a room with you until we both go mad,” she said, her tone clinical yet underpinned by a sharp edge of worry.A sudden, rhythmic thumping against the window made them both jump. A man in
A Garden of Teeth
The air in the alley didn’t just vibrate; it screamed. Valerian’s vision tunneled, the silver armor of the approaching guards warping into liquid mercury under the sheer pressure of his aura.“Valerian, wait!” Isolde’s voice cut through the roar. Her hand clamped down on his, her fingers digging into his palm. “Don't kill them! If you shed blood here, there’s no coming back!”“They’re trying to take you,” Valerian growled, his voice sounding like two grinding tectonic plates. “I’m not letting them touch you.”“Then don't let them!” Isolde shifted her grip, sliding her hand up to his wrist. “Ground it! Don't push out—pull in! Make the world stop, not break!”Valerian let out a jagged breath. He looked at the lead guard, whose sword was already mid-swing. Pull in, he thought. Be the sinkhole, not the mountain.The discharge was silent. A wave of translucent, honey-thick energy rippled outward. The guards didn't explode; they simply froze. One moment they were charging, and the next, the
The Nightrose's Prank
Valerian wiped a glob of lukewarm milk chocolate from his eyebrow, staring at the surreal, cocoa-drenched landscape he had just created. The scent was cloying, a sugary reminder of his own lack of composure.“You know, as far as magical outbursts go, this is actually quite delicious,” a bright, melodic voice chimed in from behind a weeping willow.Valerian stiffened. He knew that voice. It was polished, sharp, and usually preceded a very expensive headache.Valeria Nightrose stepped out from the shadows of the dripping trees, her dark hair perfectly coiffed, looking entirely too smug for someone standing in a rain of confectionery. She didn't look like a Morcant, mostly because she chose to go by her mother’s maiden name to avoid the "unstable" stigma, but she had the same piercing eyes.“Valeria,” Valerian groaned. “Tell me you didn’t see that.”“The part where you turned the Royal Garden into a dessert tray because you were jealous of a man who wears cream silk? Oh, I saw everything
Rivalry and Rainclouds
The heavy iron bolt screamed as it was thrown back, and the door to the wine cellar flew open.Osric Blackthorne stood there, framed by the flickering orange light of a dozen torches held by the Royal Guard. Behind him, the hallway was a sea of polished silver armor and judgmental whispers. He didn't move at first; he just stared into the cramped, dusty room where a bottle of 1884 Port was currently hitting a high C, accompanied by the frantic, rhythmic tapping of three hundred corks against their glass necks."What in the name of the Seven Suns is this?" Osric’s voice was like a whip crack, slicing through the operatic swell. "Is that... is that a soprano? From a bottle of Valenthian Red?"Valerian slowly let go of Isolde’s hands, his face burning a color that rivaled the wine. "It’s a vintage. Very expressive. You wouldn't understand, Osric. You don’t exactly have a taste for the finer things.""I have a taste for sanity, Morcant," Osric stepped into the room, his boots crunching on
The Seer’s Static
The servant had barely finished draping the heavy, heated linen over Valerian’s shoulders when the young lord began plotting his escape. The Great Ballroom was still a chaotic sea of iridescent bubbles and hushed gossip, but Valerian’s mind was miles away, anchored in the dark corners of the city where the answers weren't wrapped in silk and etiquette."You're actually going through with this?" Theodric hissed, leaning against a marble pillar as Valerian pulled his damp tunic over his head, ignoring the protests of three different valets."I have to, Theo. Did you see what happened out there? The bubbles were... fine. The Queen liked them. But it’s not right. It’s not how magic is supposed to work," Valerian whispered, grabbing a dry traveling cloak from a nearby bench."It worked better than the rain," Theodric pointed out, handing him a pair of sturdy boots. "Look, if you get caught sneaking out of the estate tonight, your father will do more than just lock you in the cellar. He’ll
Whispers of the Hexwyn
The static was still a low, jagged thrum behind Valerian’s eyes when the first light of dawn began to bleed through the heavy curtains. He hadn’t slept. Every time he closed his eyes, he felt the ghostly warmth of Isolde’s hands and the terrifying weight of Mirabelle’s words: She’s your executioner.A sharp, insistent rhythmic rapping at his door broke the suffocating silence of the room."Val? You decent? I’m coming in whether you’re dressed or not."Renald Curseborne didn't wait for an answer. He pushed the heavy oak door open, his usual easy-going smirk replaced by a look of frantic intensity. He was holding something wrapped in a piece of stained velvet.Valerian sat up, rubbing his face. "Renald? It’s barely dawn. If this is about the wine bottles from yesterday, I already told my father—""Forget the wine, Val. Look at this." Renald tossed the velvet bundle onto the bed. "Found it in the servants' quarters. Behind the coal chute in the West Wing."Valerian unwrapped the cloth. I
The Bloom Unfolds
The echoes of Elsinora’s raspy laugh hadn't even faded before Valerian’s world began to tilt. The laboratory, with its bubbling vats and that haunting, impossible portrait of his younger self, felt like it was closing in.“Fuel?” Valerian’s voice was a jagged shard of glass. He turned to Isolde, his eyes burning a rhythmic, dangerous orange. “Is that what I am to you? A battery? A piece of coal for whatever engine you’re running?”“Valerian, please, just listen to me for one second!” Isolde cried, her hands outstretched, though she didn’t dare move closer. “It’s not what it looks like. I didn't want any of this!”“You drew that painting fifteen years ago, Isolde!” Valerian shouted, gesturing wildly at the frame. “You’re supposed to be nineteen! Either you’re a liar, a ghost, or something much worse. Which is it?”“I’m a Veyrana,” she whispered, her voice trembling. “My family… we don’t just archive history, Valerian. We try to steer it. I was a child when I saw the vision of the Chaos