All Chapters of My Domain Runs on KPIs: Chapter 1
- Chapter 9
9 chapters
Chapter 001
Luke Crowe had not died with much dignity.A product manager who had received a D rating for three straight months had thrown a cup of coffee in his face.Even as the heart monitor flatlined, Luke’s final thought had been:I still haven’t archived the recording from his termination meeting. How badly is that going to hurt my performance review...?When he opened his eyes again, he was greeted by rotting wood, moldy straw, and a stench so foul it nearly knocked him unconscious.【Welcome to Valorion, honored transmigrator.】【Current Title: Worthless Lord】【Current Domain: Ashenvale】【Current Rating: Bottom Tier】【Population: 3】【Domain Size: 10 Standard Size】【Treasury: 0】【Military Strength: 0】【Development: 0/100】【Cohesion: 0/100】【System Recommendation: Hopeless. You might as well start over.】Luke spent three seconds processing what the system had told him.Then another ten seconds realizing that he was tied to a half-rotten wooden post by a group of Greenskins.And another thirty
Chapter 002
Grimjaw planted his battle-axe into the ground and dropped down in front of Luke.“Keep talking.”Every Orc present froze.Their chief was infamous for his brutality.And yet... he was actually letting this human live?Luke ignored the stunned Orcs around him.Internally, he let out a long breath of relief. The enormous weight pressing on his chest finally lifted.His expression, however, remained perfectly composed.He knew he had bought himself some time.But that wasn’t enough.He still needed a way to get out of here alive.An hour later, Luke had been untied and escorted into a large tent that stood prominently in the center of the camp.A bowl of meat stew sat in front of him.Luke had absolutely no idea what kind of meat was floating inside it.Wisely, he chose not to touch it.He didn’t refuse it either.He simply left it sitting there.“So.”The enormous Orc sitting across from him folded his arms.His name was Grimjaw, and he was the chief commanding this entire Orc army.“Y
Chapter 003
Luke stared at the hundred Orcs tearing around the training ground.For three full seconds, his expression completely fell apart.Then he took a deep breath.One hundred Orcs.Each over seven feet tall.Every single one built like a walking pile of muscle.And he-a physically helpless HR professional-had two days to turn this pack of wild dogs into wolves.Luke silently encouraged himself.You trained more than three thousand new hires back in your old life.You’re seriously going to be scared of just one hundred Orcs?Then he watched one Orc chase another across the entire training ground with a spiked club because the other guy had stolen a strip of dried meat....Yes.Yes, he was.Luke let out a long breath and walked into the middle of the field.He clapped his hands.“Gentlemen.”“Quiet down!”Nothing happened.Unlike the new employees he used to train, not a single Orc paid him the slightest bit of attention.Fortunately, this was where Dreadiron came in.“Dreadiron, could you
Chapter 004
Luke woke the next morning to the sound of Orcs training.When he opened his eyes, he found all one hundred of them already gathered on the field....They were two hours earlier than yesterday.Luke rubbed his eyes and looked up at the sky.The sun wasn’t even fully up yet.He walked over to them.“You guys are this motivated?”One of the Orcs rubbed his stomach and grinned.“My Lord, you said we get food if we win.”Luke paused.Right.Of course.Day Two went far more smoothly than Day One.Most of the squad leaders had already started taking responsibility for their groups.Their management methods were still somewhat crude.Usually involving a hard slap to the back of someone’s head.But at least they were managing.By noon, all one hundred Orcs could form up within a minute after hearing an order.The lines were still crooked.But they could form up.They could move forward and backward on command.Even if, occasionally, one Orc had to kick the guy in front of him to get him movi
Chapter 005
“No.”“I still have to go back and be a lord.”Luke smiled and turned down Grimjaw’s offer.“Fine.”Grimjaw sounded a little disappointed.But after thinking about it, he stopped caring.That miserable Domain of Luke’s was nothing but a worthless patch of land anyway.Sooner or later, Luke would figure that out for himself.And when he did, he could always come back.“Fine.”“The food you asked for is ready.”“It’s outside.”Luke followed Grimjaw out of the tent.The moment he saw the carts piled high with food, he realized that for the first time in his life, the word food sounded incredibly beautiful.“There’s one more thing.”Luke turned back toward Grimjaw.“You promised not to invade my Domain for one year and to provide military support if I’m attacked.”Grimjaw nodded.“I keep my word.”Luke thought for a moment.Then he reached into his clothes and pulled out a piece of bark covered in writing.He had written it the previous night using charcoal from the bonfire while everyone
Chapter 006
“Beanpole!”Garrick shouted at the top of his lungs.A rustling sound came from somewhere inside the vegetable garden.A moment later, a skinny figure crawled out from behind the weeds.The instant Luke got a good look at him, he finally understood why everyone called him Beanpole.The name fit perfectly.He was barely five foot three, with messy hair, arms as thin as chopsticks, and a set of ragged clothes hanging loosely off his body.Standing there, he looked like a strong gust of wind could carry him away.“Beanpole, the lord is here.”Garrick gestured toward Luke.Luke was just about to greet him and get acquainted with his newest employee.He had even prepared what he was going to say.Then-Beanpole looked at him once.And bolted.Just like that.Luke stared after him.What the hell?What did I do?I haven’t even said anything yet!“Beanpole! Get back here!”Garrick shouted after him.Beanpole didn’t stop.If anything, he ran even faster.But instead of fleeing the vegetable ga
Chapter 007
“A freak?”Luke repeated.Garrick nodded firmly.“Yeah.”Luke glanced at Beanpole, curious to see what he thought of their mysterious third employee.After all, weirdos tended to understand other weirdos.And Beanpole was a guy who had dug up an entire vegetable garden and turned it into a minefield.But to Luke’s surprise-Beanpole nodded just as seriously.Luke raised an eyebrow.“He’s that bad?”“That weirdo has been living beside the swamp for more than half a year,” Garrick explained.“He barely interacts with us.”“Sometimes we bring him food.”“But he never says anything.”“He just sits there staring at the swamp.”Luke frowned.“Staring at the swamp?”“Exactly.”“All day.”Luke looked confused.“That’s it?”“He just... stares?”Garrick nodded.Luke sucked in a breath.“Is there something in that swamp?”“There used to be a lot of wild animals around there.”Garrick counted them off.“Wolves. Wild boars. Plenty of other beasts too.”“But that was before he arrived.”“After he c
Chapter 008
After returning to the Domain, Garrick led Luke into the mud-brick house.At the very back was the largest room in the building.Garrick stopped at the entrance.“This is the Lord’s Chamber.”He sounded a little embarrassed.Luke looked around.There was nothing inside.Nothing except a bed made of packed mud.A layer of straw had been spread across it as a mattress.But none of that mattered right now.Luke had something much more important to ask.“Garrick.”He hesitated, trying to figure out how to phrase it.“Have you ever seen someone who can, you know... point a hand and shoot out fireballs? Ice? Stuff like that?”Before Luke could finish explaining, Garrick answered immediately.“A Mage?”Luke’s eyes lit up.“Yes!”“A Mage.”“You’ve seen one?”“Sure.”Garrick fell into thought.“That was when I was young.”“I was still serving in the army back then.”“We had a few Mage lords with us.”He shuddered at the memory.“Terrifying people.”“They could summon fireballs out of thin air.
Chapter 009
Luke didn’t leave after the young man snapped at him.Instead, he simply sat down cross-legged beside him.Years of HR experience had taught Luke one thing.When someone who normally looked numb, detached, and completely lifeless suddenly showed a strong emotional reaction...it usually meant you were getting close to what they really cared about.“How long have you been here?”Luke asked casually.The young man didn’t answer.“Garrick said you’ve been here for more than half a year.”Still nothing.Luke looked out over the swamp.“Don’t you get bored staring at this place every day?”“That’s none of your business.”The young man finally responded, clearly irritated.Luke nodded thoughtfully.“When they expelled you, were they the ones who broke your staff too?”The young man instinctively ran his fingers across the crack in the staff.“That’s none of your business either!”Luke remained perfectly calm.“Then do you still want to be a Necromancer?”This time-the young man fell silent