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Chapter 15: The Art of Perfect Escape
Author: Damian
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The chaos behind them was a cacophony of metal clanking against metal, rhythmic cursing in a dozen different dialects, and the unmistakable, wet sound of elite soldiers failing to master the most basic principle of Newtonian physics: friction.

Zarox sat perched on the sulfur-drake’s massive shoulders, listening to the shrieking tires of reality. He wasn't exactly leaving; he was strategically relocating toward a significantly less murder-y geographical coordinate.

"Do you hear that, buddy?" Za
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