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Ascended by Accident: My Luck is a Joke

Ascended by Accident: My Luck is a Joke

Dimas Ardhana was just a regular guy who liked spicy food too much. After a fatal incident with a bowl of 'Hell-Fire Noodles', he wakes up in the middle of the Azure Cloud Sect, where everyone thinks he's a legendary sage returned from the heavens. With no powers, a sarcastic system, and the world's deadliest (and prettiest) sword goddess watching his every move, Dimas must 'accidentally' cultivate his way to the top. Can he maintain the lie, or will his lack of spiritual qi finally catch up to him?
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Chapter: Chapter 10
The walk back to the Cloud-Step Sect was, for lack of a better word, a parade of unintentional agony.Every step Dimas took triggered another round of rhythmic, neon-blue flashing from his footwear, illuminating the dark, winding mountain path with the frantic intensity of a disco ball trapped in a dungeon.Mei Lin walked several paces ahead, her spine as rigid as a steel rod, never once looking back to see if her companion was keeping pace.Dimas, meanwhile, was engaged in a desperate, silent battle against his own anatomy.The polyester material of his "divine" pajamas, which he had been forced to wear since his sudden arrival in this world, was proving to be a catastrophic choice for mountain travel.The humid night air had turned the synthetic fabric into a clinging, non-breathable shroud that clung to his skin with the persistence of a leech.By the time the familiar stone gates of the Cloud-Step Sect came into view, the lower half of his body was burning.A severe, blistering he
Last Updated: 2026-09-04
Chapter: Chapter 9
The silence in the forest clearing had transformed from expectant tension into something far more volatile.Zhao lay prone upon the dirt, his face pressed firmly into a patch of damp moss, his formidable Iron Claws discarded carelessly in the mud like forgotten children's toys.The rhythmic, strobe-light pulses emanating from Dimas’s 1995 Neon-Blue Light-Up sneakers continued to cycle, casting frantic, erratic shadows against the gnarled bark of the surrounding trees.Each thwip-thwip of the flickering heel-lights sent a wave of disorienting, sapphire-colored radiance across the faces of the watching Black Vulture disciples.They were visibly trembling, their feathered cloaks shivering in unison as if caught in a sudden, icy gale.To them, this wasn't a fashion disaster or a hardware malfunction; it was clearly a high-level ocular-based soul-reaping technique that bypassed all traditional defenses.The leader of the Black Vulture Sect, a gaunt man with a beard that hung down to his sa
Last Updated: 2026-09-04
Chapter: Chapter 8
The clearing suddenly fell silent, a hush so profound it felt as if the very wind had decided to hold its breath.Twenty disciples of the Black Vulture Sect stood in a loose semicircle, their dark, feathered capes fluttering in the twilight breeze.At the center of their formation stood Zhao, the "Prodigy of the Iron Claw."He was a mountain of a young man, his shoulders broad enough to carry a heavy plow and his skin bronzed by relentless outdoor training.He wore metal gauntlets that caught the dying light, the claws glinting with a sharp, predatory malice that made Dimas’s heart do a frantic tap-dance against his ribs."So," Zhao sneered, his voice dropping into a register designed to intimidate the weak-willed. "This is the legendary Ancestor of the Cloud-Step Sect?"He took a slow, heavy step forward, the ground beneath his boots crunching with the sound of snapping twigs."You look less like a cultivator of the ancients," Zhao continued, tilting his head with a mocking smirk, "a
Last Updated: 2026-09-04
Chapter: Chapter 7
The clearing of the Black Vulture Sect was not a welcoming place.Dead oak trees clawed at the darkening sky like skeletal fingers, and the heavy scent of damp earth and rotting leaves hung thick in the cool air.Dimas took a deep breath, instantly regretting it as a stray bug flew directly into his nostril. He coughed violently, trying to mask the sound by aggressively clearing his throat.Mei Lin glanced at him out of the corner of her eye, her hand resting firmly on the hilt of her silver sword."If you are going to die, Ancestor, please do it quietly," she whispered, her voice barely carrying over the rustle of the wind. "The enemy is already here."Dimas adjusted his peeling dragon-print pajamas, trying to look like a man who was not currently suffering from a mild asthma attack."I am merely clearing my throat to prepare my spiritual channels, General," Dimas wheezed, wiping his nose with his sleeve. "A true master must always be fully ventilated."Before Mei Lin could offer a s
Last Updated: 2026-09-04
Chapter: Chapter 6
"Don't. Just... don't," Mei Lin said, her voice a flat line of exhaustion as they continued down the winding forest path."Oh, come on, Mei! Think about the tactical advantage!" Dimas trotted after her, his polyester pajamas fluttering. "If my feet are flashing neon blue every time I take a step, the enemy will be too distracted by the sheer aesthetic to aim straight. It’s psychological warfare 101.""It’s a beacon for every assassin within five miles," she countered, not looking back. "And stop calling me 'Mei.' It’s General Tan. Or Head of the Martial Hall. Or, if you’re feeling particularly suicidal, ‘Grandmistress.’""How about 'Mei-Mei'?"The sound of Mei Lin’s sword clicking an inch out of its scabbard echoed through the quiet woods."Right. General it is. Loud and clear," Dimas muttered, raising his hands. "But seriously, can we talk about the 'Orange Justice' thing? I think I pulled something in my lower back. Do you guys have, like, magical tiger balm? Or a spiritual chiropra
Last Updated: 2026-09-04
Chapter: Chapter 5
"Divine sneakers? Seriously?" Dimas whispered, his eyes fixed on the floating neon text that only he could see. "I'm about to go into a death-match with a guy called the 'Prodigy of the Iron Claw,' and the universe is offering me light-up shoes from 1995? Are they at least the ones that charge via USB?""Ancestor? You’re muttering to the air again," Mei Lin said, her voice cutting through his frantic internal monologue. She was already several paces ahead, her silver-and-white robes catching the light of the setting sun. "Unless you’re consulting with the spirits of the wind, I suggest we move. The Black Vulture Sect doesn't like to be kept waiting."Dimas hurried to catch up, his cheap polyester pajamas swishing loudly. "I’m not muttering, Mei. I’m... negotiating. The heavens are very bureaucratic. Lots of paperwork for a duel of this magnitude.""You’re wearing a garment with a peeling dragon and you're worried about paperwork?" Mei Lin glanced back at him, her expression softening
Last Updated: 2026-09-04
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