Ainz Bloodsworn was a primordial entity that created many books and techniques, as well as cultivation manuals. He traveled the lands of Venafar and was a hermit. He became an immortal that doesn't age at all!He made many friends and also made skills in his spare time as a hobby. He visited the shrines of Gods that were his past comrades. They ascended thousands of years before and he talked with them sometimes when he visited them in their shrines. He decided not to ascend as a God and just wanted to walk the lands as a mortal. He trained many young ones for the past thousands of years and many of them became a foundation of the kingdom. Now, he was running away as always. Why? Because he was chased by Demon Gods nonstop for the past thousands of years. Escaping into portals he created as he was chased. Until he was assassinated by them in a grueling battle. He was tired of running and so he confronted them at last. Though he was just a mortal and was defeated in battle. His soul

Ainz's mother was washing his clothes and putting him in the crib. Giving him toys to play with, in the meantime. Kissing him on the cheeks then leaving the room. Carrying his unwashed clothes with her.Living idly with his crib and the same table for him to eat. A nice life of being a helpless baby. Just enjoy the perks of being in a form of an infant. Just as life was easy, Ainz was in his crib again for some time now. Playing in his crib with wooden toys that were carved to be a human that has a shield and sword. Making it clash with the other toy that was an enemy – a wooden carved dragon. Making the dragonfly and diving into a human. 'Clash! The human died at its fangs and the dragon ate him. The end!' Ainz said in his mind. Thinking of all his time, he can't help but think that time was so slow. He threw his toys at the walls of his crib and then pouted.'Hey System! Can you give me something to do? Something good?'[Are you sure? I don't see a problem why not][Goal: Sit and

Just as Ainz slept, he felt that his feet were wet. Making him have wet underwear. Not wet dreams of course. But of course something similar coming from the same source–Ainz.Maybe he peed himself in the midnight. Just as he was about to wake up, he smelled something concentrated odour coming from his own thing. Don't mention it, it was censored here. Just as he woke up, he removed his underpants and threw them outside his crib. Still, his blanket and cushion were wet. Making him throw it all outside.'Being a baby sure has disadvantages. I didn't even felt like peeing last night and here I am wet of it. Maybe I will not make so many actions in the morning so I will not wet myself at night.'Just as he woke up, the System made a notification bell.[Reward for completion: +1 to all stats][Current stats: 3 Strength, 3 Dexterity, 3 Vitality, 3 Focus]'Yey! System, you are the best! I am very well pleased with your rewards!'[My pleasure]Just as Ainz was about to ask for the daily goal,

Ainz woke up, eyes opened wide then squinted it some more to remove the unclean thing in it. But as he removed it, it has a sandy texture. Something he didn't want to taste but for sure, it will be salty. Moving on with his life, he felt that his tummy aches a bit. Minding that that kind of impulse was normal when you wanted to pee.Yes, he needs to pee or his urinal gland will blow. Not that it can but sometimes he thought that it will blow spectacularly. Once he opened his underpants, he let it all out outside the crib. Sprinkling like a hose tightened on the lid to fire it all out in greater heights and length.As he can see, the liquid was yellow. Not something a good view to watch. Still, he felt satisfied with his deeds. He was proud that at last, he can do this much and not pee on his bedsheet. Just as he went all out with his pain-relieving endeavours, he saw that it was becoming a puddle. What a sight to see with his naked eyes. Ripples were seen and it became a miniature oce

Being carried in his mother's arms, he felt comfortable as what he was in. He was hugging his mother's chest and he was watching his father behind. Walking as he was carrying the empty basket of food. Ainz hasn't eaten anything as he was too tired for such a task given by the system. He wanted to blame the system as much as he wanted to strangle it to death. He was left hungry all the way home. Seeing a cow besides the road, being locked inside the ranch, he can't help but drool over it. Making a squishy-squishy hand gesture as he leaned over in the direction of the said animal. As he went mumbling gibberish words while doing so, his mother can't help but laugh at him."You want to drink milk? We will buy you soon," his mother said to him then cuddled him.'Such irresponsible parents! They have to bring milk when they went picnic!'Ainz narrowed his eyes and pouted. He was not in the mood to smile while his mother cuddled him. His father was making a peekaboo on him but he was snub