All Chapters of The Scumbag’s Second Life : Chapter 1
- Chapter 10
11 chapters
1: A Scumbag's death
Malvin threw himself lazily onto the comfort of his plush cream couch, sighing as he stared blankly at the glittering chandelier overhead."So… you went and did it again, didn't you?" Larry muttered from the opposite couch, pinching the bridge of his nose like a disappointed father.Malvin shrugged. "Those damn police always overreact to the most useless things. Like geez… give a man a break."Larry stared at him with an are-you-fucking-serious expression.Malvin lifted his hands innocently. "Come on, dude. There are actual murderers running around the country, yet somehow I'm the priority. It's annoying as hell.""It's because you're a nuisance too, Malvin!" Larry half-yelled, disappointment heavy in his voice. "A policewoman caught you having sex with someone's wife in a dark alley near McRonald's!""It's not like I raped her. It was consensual," Malvin shot back, voice dropping as he avoided eye contact. "She thought I was cool so… you know. I bent her over."Larry dragged a hand d
2. A Scumbag's reincarnation
"Now c'mon, shawty—let me grab 'em. Don't be shy." Malvin grinned, fingers twirling eagerly, warming up for a divine squeeze."T-t-take your filthy hands off me!" the goddess barked. "I am Rita, Goddess of Reincarnation! Show proper respect!!"Malvin didn't hear a single word. He was too busy admiring her face, her curves, her everything. He sauntered up again, caught her hand gently like a gentleman pretending to be one, and kissed the back of it, inhaling her scent shamelessly."Mmmm… soft hands," he murmured, kissing her again. "You should put 'em to good use. You know what I mean?"A naughty wink. "D-Don't—!" She shrieked."I've never met someone who's reached the peak of beauty like you." He rizzed. "I wouldn't mind spending eternity here with you."At the word beauty, Rita flushed a deep crimson, though she instantly tried to hide it. "F-Flattery won't work! Stop this or your punishment will be dire!" she snapped, voice cracking.Why was she losing her composure? Why was her h
3. A scumbag is a weapon
His mother wept, hot tears dripping onto his tiny face.One of the Trinity Sisters curled her lip in disgust as she glared at Albiel, the skeletal man kneeling in chains."Your betrayal cannot be forgiven, Albiel. You lived among humans. You loved one. You fathered a child. While we fought against the Soul Witches, you were tearing rifts open between the supernatural and mortal realms, plunging the world deeper into imbalance."Albiel trembled.Malvin, meanwhile, was completely lost.Soul Witches? Rifts? What the hell are they even talking about?Albiel bowed his head again, voice breaking."Kill me, damn it!" he roared. "Kill me if you must—but spare the child!"His human wife sobbed harder."Please… don't hurt my baby. It's innocent… it's just a child…"Yeah… I'm just a child. Leave me out of this mess! Malvin thought desperately, wailing louder."The child is an abomination," one Sister declared coldly. "Half-human, half-reaper. Impossible. If it lives, the balance of all realms wi
4. Milk
Carried in Azra's arms, Malvin had no clue what kind of life awaited him.But he didn't have to wait long to find out.They arrived at an old, weather-beaten wooden house that appeared to be alone up in the mountains. When Azra pushed the door open, it screeched like the hinges hadn't tasted oil in years.Malvin felt the tiny hairs on his baby head stand up. He didn't know a damn thing about the woman holding him or what a "Reaper" actually was.Weren't reapers those scythe-wielding grim reaper guys from myths? The type that kill people? Oh hell no.His baby instincts kicked in hard because of how nervous he was, so he began crying.Azra groaned."Come now, kid," she muttered as she dumped him onto an old gray couch. "I really hate babies. Why are you crying?"He cried louder.Azra yanked off the long cloak she'd been wearing all day and tossed it aside, pacing the house like she was trying to figure out how to silence the tiny, screaming creature she absolutely did not want to raise
5. Chaos
As the assassin tried to stab Hazrad straight through with a long sword, the blade struck an invisible barrier—shattering in half on impact."Tsk… a barrier, huh? Such cowardly tricks! As expected from the Fallen Huntress!" the assassin spat.Hazrad panicked, confused about everything but very relieved he wasn't dead."If I can't kill you, I'll just kidnap ya!" the assassin hissed, lifting him off his tiny bed.Azra's barrier protected him from physical attacks—not from being snatched like luggage.But then something neither Hazrad nor the assassin expected happened.The shadows beneath them rippled like black liquid. From the floor, shadowy hands materialized—long, taloned, and hungry. They clamped onto the assassin's legs, claws digging in deep, peeling off skin like wet paper, his bone gleaming beneath as blood sprayed across the room.The man's eyes widened behind his mask. His heartbeat thumped so loudly Hazrad could hear it. He screamed, hurling Hazrad to the floor. The baby hit
6. Nero
Tiredness eventually made Hazrad fall asleep despite the house still smelling of fresh blood. In the morning, Hazrad cracked his eyes open only to find Azra sprawled across the bed, One leg dangling off the mattress, the other thrown across a pillow, hair wild, mouth slightly open. But that wasn't what captured his entire soul.Her bustier had surrendered at night, tits spilling out in full glorious rebellion, rising up and falling down with every soft breath she took. He stared at them, eyes glittering like a starving wolf.The areolae surrounding the nipples a deep dusky pink, nipples stiff and plump like forbidden treat meant only for the gods. Hazra stared, blinked. Then stared more. Oh, come on!Lady, please cover those twin mounds of destruction so I can think properly, please!! he screamed internally, kicking his little legs uselessly. With a long, suffering sigh, he forced himself to focus on what was actually important.He remembered receiving a system before reincarna
7. Mischievous
At only five months old, Hazrad had become a healthy, restless little creature, but something about him worried Azra a little bit. His growth seemed stagnant or slow. Reaper infants his age were usually twice his size, yet he was still tiny, almost fragile… maybe because he wasn't a full reaper. That made Azra wonder if that small frame of his would affect his future value as their "ultimate weapon."Nero, however, the cerberus pup born the same month as him, was the complete opposite. The beast wasn't just active—it grew at a frightening pace, exactly what one would expect from a creature designed to tear armies apart. It already stood roughly 35 cm at the shoulder, its long body stretching close to a meter and a half. Its skin was already as hard as a concrete with dark, shiny furs covering it up. Its strength was impressive too; it could carry Hazrad on its back without feeling the slightest weight.For nearly a week, Hazrad had been sneaking out of the house, riding Nero int
8. Reaper History
A Reaper. There was so much responsibility in becoming one. Not only must you guide the souls of those whose time has come and deliver them safely to the Sheol, but you must also maintain the world's delicate balance. That's why another name for Reapers was BalanceKeepers. They safeguarded the natural flow of life—ensuring the right deaths occurred at the right time, and the right judgments led to the right reincarnations.Reincarnation itself was the domain of a God or Goddess… but not every soul deserved it. A Reaper's duty was to know which fate belonged to which soul. Only then could one become a child Father Death would be proud of.Hazrad was learning all this information from the book he'd picked up. He was barely blinking, flipping through page after page with wide-eyed curiosity, wanting to learn more of his new world. Father Death?The phrase kept sticking in his mind. Almost in every chapter, the phrase would be mentioned. Who was that supposed to be? Was Death… a p
9. Duel
Days turned to weeks. Weeks blurred into months.A gentle breeze swept across the land, shaking loose the orange, star-shaped leaves of an old okari tree. The golden rays of morning crept over the dense forest, painting the world in warmth and light.Beneath the okari tree stood two figures: a warrior woman gripping a wooden staff, and a tiny boy barely twenty-five inches tall, holding his own wooden sword with both hands.That tiny boy was Hazrad. Nine months old but already far beyond ordinary children.Far enough that he had trained day after day, until he finally worked up the courage to challenge Azra to a duel."I still don't know what kind of cockiness possessed you," Azra muttered, leveling her gaze at him. "But I'm not holding back just because you're a kid.""Holding back would be disrespectful to me, lovely lady. Give me everything you've got." Hazrad smirked, curling his fingers in a taunting come-at-me gesture."Tsk. I'll beat that insolent attitude right out of you, brat
10. Umbra City
The chariot glided down the mountain path with surprising grace, its wheels humming against the stone path.Hazrad leaned forward, eyes roaming eagerly across the landscape as if he were trying to memorize every inch of it.They crossed an arched bridge, and beneath it stretched an endless river, its surface shimmering in shifting colors like a rippling rainbow."What's this river, lady?" Hazrad asked, craning his neck.Azra inhaled deeply, ready to scold him for "lady" again, but the question tugged out her wiser, older-sister mode. She folded her arms, eyelids narrowing in a dramatic sage-like fashion."This is the River of Woes. Though this is only a stream of the main body.""River of Woes?" Hazrad echoed, leaning so close he nearly toppled out. "Why's it called that? I didn't read anything about it in the book!""That's because we only had one history book at home, dummy." She rolled her eyes. "Stop pestering me. You'll learn all of this at the academy."Hazrad clasped his hands