All Chapters of Dead End: Hell of Customer Service: Chapter 1
- Chapter 10
12 chapters
Chapter 1 - The Cost of Living Service
The world did not end with a dramatic big bang. For Mark Miller, the apocalypse began with the long, continuous beep of a jammed photocopier and the pungent stench of burning human flesh.Mark lay beneath the ruins of a shattered concrete desk. His left ribs were no longer in their proper place. Every time he tried to draw a breath, a sharp pain, like the stabbing of a thousand hot needles, pierced his lungs. A thick, warm fluid flowed from his temple, seeping into his right eye and casting a red filter over the horrific scene before him."Cough! Uh... dammit," Mark cursed.Blood spilled from his mouth, soaking his now-tattered white shirt. The world did not look okay at this moment. For some reason, this strange atmosphere had suddenly manifested right before his eyes.In the middle of the destroyed meeting room stood The Shredder. The creature was an insult to the laws of nature. It was three meters tall, its skin pale and dry like old parchment, and where its fingers should have be
Chapter 2 - The Pain Interest Billing
Consciousness returned to Mark Miller’s head not like a gentle morning wake-up call, but like being struck head-on by a semi-truck, which then decided to reverse and run him over once more.Mark choked. His lungs, which had been forced to operate far beyond their anatomical capacity, now felt shriveled, parched, and filled with the jagged dust of debris. He tried to shift his shoulder, but a searing spike of agony immediately shot from the nerve endings in his spine to his brain, triggering a torturous throb that sent his world spinning in a vortex of black and gray."Argh... dammit... s-system?" Mark groaned. His voice was barely audible—a hoarse whisper swallowed by the silence of the ruined office. His tongue felt thick, tasting of copper from the blood congealed between his teeth.[SYSTEM NOTIFICATION: CUSTOMER SERVICE][Status: Rest Period Expired (00:00)][Warning: Second Stage 'Pain Interest' Billing is being processed automatically...]"Wait, wait a second!" Mark tried to shou
Chapter 3 - The Collective Contract From Hell
[System: "Warning: You lack the necessary points to execute that action. That is a blatant public falsehood."]"Shut up! Mark retorted internally. They don't know that!"David hesitated, his eyes lingering on Mark’s injuries—the fingers twisted at impossible angles, the caved-in chest, and the flickering aura of madness in his eyes. Their fear of a wounded Mark, it seemed, had begun to outweigh their pity."Help me stand," Mark commanded, his voice deep and menacing despite his shallow breaths. "Now. Before I change my mind and leave you to face whatever is waiting in the stairwell alone."With trembling hands, David approached and braced Mark’s shoulder."AAAGH! Easy, you bastard!" Mark snapped as David’s touch hit a massive bruise. He nearly blacked out as the pain detonated once more, like a cluster bomb exploding within his joints.[System: "Highly manipulative social interaction detected. Loyalty Points +10 for successful intimidation while in a critical state. Balance: -440 Poin
Chapter 4 - Overtime in the Pantry
The aluminum door handle creaked—a metallic screech that crawled into Mark Miller’s eardrums like fingernails clawing a chalkboard. Behind him, Sarah and David were huddled behind a folding dining table, their breath held tight, their faces turned blue with sheer terror."System," Mark whispered, his voice nearly vanishing beneath the erratic thrumming of his heart. "Tell me... if I sustain even a single scratch, will that painkiller reward... be forfeited?"[System: "Correct, Mark Miller. Bonus Condition: 'Zero Injury.' If 'The Janitor' manages to tear even a single millimeter of your skin, the reward will be rescinded. Given your already ravaged condition, we suggest you try not to... die."]Mark flashed a bitter, jagged grin. His body was already a wreck held together by metaphorical duct tape, and now he was expected to perform a flawless dance of death. He gripped a bottle of industrial floor cleaner filled with harsh chemicals in one hand and a lighter in his trembling right.CR
Chapter 5 - The Merciless Audit
Thick concrete dust hung suspended in the air, dancing within the beams of the colossal mechanical eye that pierced through the shattered pantry wall. Amidst the carnage, Mark Miller stood with an uncanny stillness—an emotional anomaly fueled by the neon-green fluid he had just consumed.The icy sensation coursing through his veins made Mark feel as though he were merely a spectator in a film of his own life. He knew his ribs were crushed; he knew his fingers were turning a bruised indigo, but his numbed mind no longer registered the signals of alarm."Subject Miller," the voice of The Auditor resonated like a thousand colliding radio frequencies. "Your work efficiency exceeds the average employee in this sector. However, the financial report of your life... shows an unacceptable deficit."Mark wiped the black ichor of The Janitor from his cheek, meeting the mechanical eye with a flat, hollow gaze. "Deficit? I just finished cleaning up the mess on this floor. Isn't that what you peopl
Chapter 6 - The Spiral Stairwell Quota
Darkness. Cold. And the pervasive stench of rotted meat preserved in formaldehyde.Mark Miller stepped out of the pantry, leading his two companions toward the emergency stairwell, which had now mutated into a pulsating spiral of flesh. Each step was coated in a thin, sticky membrane that let out a sickening squelch every time Mark’s fractured feet made contact.[MISSION NOTIFICATION: ‘FIRST QUARTER TARGET’][Target: 0/10 Elite Monsters (Stalking Paperboy)][Time Remaining: 58:12][Warning: If the target is not met, the ‘Painkiller Fluid’ reward will be revoked, and accumulated pain will be returned ten-fold.]"Dammit," Mark cursed under his breath. His cold eyes pierced the gloom below. "Ten monsters in an hour? With these two anchors dragging behind me?""Mark, slow down!" David whimpered, his hand gripping Mark’s shoulder for support as he limped along. "This place... it’s not our office anymore. The walls... they have eyes!"Sarah stood behind David, clutching a kitchen knife she
Chapter 7 - Termination of Speaking Right
The silence within the opulent room was more suffocating than the dust-choked air of the spiral staircase. The man behind the executive desk exhaled a cloud of cigar smoke that smelled of expensive vanilla—a sickening contradiction in the midst of a rotting world.Mark Miller did not move. His hollow eyes were locked onto the man’s throat. In the periphery of his vision, a crimson system notification pulsed incessantly, demanding execution.[System Order: EXECUTE TARGET NOW][Status: Priority SSS][Delay Penalty: Erasure of Self-Awareness in 60 seconds...]"Mark, wait!" Sarah screamed from the doorway, her voice trembling. "He said that contract is a suicide note for humanity! We have to hear his explanation!"The well-dressed man offered a thin smile, as if Sarah’s plea were nothing more than insignificant background noise. "The System is afraid, Mark. It fears I will tell you that you aren't saving the world. You are building a much larger prison for—"WUT!Without warning, Mark lun
Chapter 8 - Helpdesk From Hell and The One-Star Rating
Mark Miller stood at the threshold of the rooftop, but instead of the open sky, he found himself plunged into a liminal space that resembled a gargantuan customer service hub, suspended over a burning residential zone. Before him, a new holographic display flickered to life—this time in a dull, uninspiring pale blue, reminiscent of the office software color schemes from the early 2000s.[WELCOME TO THE LATEST FEATURE: HELPDESK SYSTEM & FIELD PARTNER][Your status has been upgraded from ‘Operator’ to ‘Customer Success Hero’.]"Customer Success Hero?" Mark spat, his blood staining the translucent hologram. "You rebrand me after I’ve killed the man who tried to warn me? And what is that smell? Why does this place reek of old carpets and despair?"[Helpdesk System: "That aroma is ‘Essence of Productivity,’ Senior Operator Miller. We apologize for the inconvenience. Based on your performance evaluation in Chapter 7, the Board of Directors has determined that you require stricter bureaucrat
Chapter 9 - Minimum Service Standards
The lingering static from the "system penalty" still prickled Mark Miller’s nerve endings as he landed on the scorched asphalt of Residential Sector 4-B. Smoke curled from his charred shoulders, but Mark only grunted, rolling his neck with a sickening crack. Thanks to the mysterious "hacker" from The Underground, the lightning meant to incinerate him had been diverted to recharge the Budget-Cutting Chainsaw in his grip.[SYSTEM NOTIFICATION: HELPDESK OPERATIONAL][Status: Reboot Complete.][Message: "Operator Miller, baiting lightning is a severe violation of Workplace Safety SOPs. This has been noted in your behavioral conduct report. Now, please resume asset clearing."]"A conduct report? Am I back in high school now?" Mark spat, his blood mingled with soot. "I nearly died, and you’re worried about SOPs? Where’s your corporate empathy, huh?"[Helpdesk System: "Empathy has no exchange value on the galactic stock market, Mark. Efficiency, however, is at a premium. Before you lies a cl
Chapter 10 - Bloody Audit on The Liquidation Floor
The Billing Headquarters stood tall like a gargantuan tombstone amidst the city’s ruins. Its brutalist architecture—composed of windowless grey concrete on the lower floors—exuded a cold, predatory aura of authority. As Mark Miller stepped through the creaking revolving doors, he was greeted by a scent he knew all too well: the smell of aged paper, cheap printer ink, and the cold sweat of desperate workers.[SYSTEM NOTIFICATION: YOU ARE ENTERING THE 'DEBT COLLECTION' RED ZONE][Status: Delinquent Debtor (Category: Total Default)][Helpdesk System: "Mark, as your career assistant, I strongly advise you to turn back. Entering this area without additional collateral is considered an attempt to evade debt. Consequence: Forced Soul Seizure."]"I’m not evading anything, you idiot," Mark growled, tightening his grip on the 'Contract Termination' Hammer he had purchased on the Black Market. "I’m here to perform a counter-collection. Tell your boss Mark Miller wants to close his account... per