All Chapters of The God-Tier Commoner : Chapter 1
- Chapter 10
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The Day I pissed off a King
“What am I even doing?” Leo said, holding a stick. He was pointing it at a monster, the monster was a mean looking slime. But it wasn’t a normal slime.This slime was huge. It was taller than he was. It was a deep, angry blue color. It didn’t wobble like the little ones. It looked… muscular. It had two glowing white eyes that stared right at him. It was a Slime Boss.And he was a commoner. Level 0. With a stick.Just yesterday, Lex had everything. In the real world, he was rich. He was tall and handsome. He was a playboy from a young age. Everyone loved him. Life was a game, and he always won. He played with money and girls like they were nothing. He was born in that life. And the most thing he cherish the most is his Pride.It ended on a stupid night. He was at a club with three beautiful women. He drank too much. He still got into his expensive car to drive home. The street was blurry. Then, bright headlights filled his whole world. A truck was right in front of him. The last thing
The Quest for Pants
Lex stared up at the Jiggle King. The giant, muscular slime blocked out the sun. Its two white eyes burned with pure anger.“Okay,” Lex whispered. “Okay, big guy. Let’s talk this out.”The Jiggle King did not want to talk. It let out a low, wet GLORRRRRGLE and surged forward.Panic took over. Lex screamed, turned, and threw his stick at the monster like a javelin. It was a weak, pathetic throw. The stick flew about three feet, bounced off a tree root, and smacked him right in the face.Thwack!“OW!” Lex stumbled back, clutching his nose. Warm blood trickled between his fingers. “My own stick! Really?”The Jiggle King was getting closer, vibrating the ground. Lex forgot about his nose, he spun and ran.His new body was not built for this. In his old life, he had a personal trainer. Now, his lungs burned after twenty steps. He crashed through bushes, thorns scratching his arms and tearing his expensive silk pajama shirt. He was a mess of blood, dirt, and ripped fabric.He didn’t stop. H
The Quest for Pants part 2
The fight changed completely. These slimes were faster and tougher. Lex’s rusty dagger clanged against the bone sword. The slime with the shield bashed him in the leg, making him stumble. He slashed at the axe-wielder, but his dagger just got stuck in its gelatinous body.He yanked it free, the blade now chipped and bent. He was wounded—a cut on his shoulder from the sword, a bruise on his arm from the axe handle. He was losing. Tears of frustration and pain mixed with the slime on his face. The cool, collected Alexei “Lex” Darling was gone. In his place was a muddy, crying, desperate man fighting for his right to wear pants.With a final, screaming lunge, he drove his broken dagger into the core of the last red slime. It dissolved into a red puddle.Lex collapsed to his knees, utterly spent. He was a disaster zone of minor injuries and slime.Then, a beautiful sound chimed in his head. Ding-ding-ding!+10 Exp!+15 Mana!Level Up!Congratulations! You are now Level 1!5% health and Ma
From Broke to Broker
The blue panel shimmered happily in the air in front of Lex.[Congratulations! You defeated the Jiggle King!+25 Experience!+25 Mana!Look forward to the next item you will get for the next level up! Good luck, Lex!]The panel faded, leaving Lex alone in the quiet, devastated clearing. Smoke drifted from the glassy crater. The air smelled of ozone and… blueberry jelly.He groaned and pushed himself to his knees. Every muscle ached. He was painted head to toe in fine, powdered blue slime. It was in his hair, his ears, and it definitely tasted weird where some had gotten in his mouth.“A rubber band,” he muttered to himself, still not believing it. “I nuked a slime god with a rubber band.”As he got shakily to his feet, a glint of red light caught his eye. It was coming from the center of the crater, half-buried in the soft, warm dirt. He limped over and crouched down, digging with his fingers. He pulled out a smooth, red jewel. It was hexagonal, about the size of a walnut, and it puls
Eight Crowns for Glory
Lex followed Borin through a narrow door behind the inn’s counter. It led to a small, dusty storeroom. Shelves were lined with jars and sacks. Borin lit a single candle on a barrel that served as a table.“Alright, kid,” Borin said, crossing his arms. “Private enough. You'll pay for information. Start asking.”Lex leaned against a sack of grain. He had so many questions, but he needed to sound smart. He couldn’t just yell, ‘How does this video game world work?’“Terrafantasia,” Lex began. “Give me the big picture. How is it all set up? And more importantly, how does a person move up? How do you get a higher rank?”Borin squinted at him. “These are things every child knows. Where are you really from? I’ve heard every accent from here to the Silver Mountains, but yours… it’s nothing.”Lex waved a hand, using his old, dismissive charm. “A very, very faraway land. An island. You’ve never heard of it. We kept to ourselves. Now, the information. One Gold Crown’s worth, please.” He placed th
All Show, No Go
After strolling through Garvin’s racks of basic leather vests and simple iron daggers, Lex’s eyes landed on something spectacular. At the back of the shop, on a wooden stand, was a full suit of plate armor. It shone with a polished silver finish. Beside it, on a rack, was a longsword with a gleaming blade and a leather-wrapped hilt. It looked like something a king’s knight would wear.Lex’s inner gamer lit up. That was the gear. The top-tier loot you saved up for. The shiny stuff that screamed ‘main character.’He pointed, his voice filled with certainty. “Those. I want those.”Garvin the pawnbroker followed his gaze. A slow, delighted smile spread across his face. “Ah, the ‘Knight’s Resolve’ set! A fine choice, sir! Excellent craftsmanship. Offers full-body protection. And the sword, ‘Honor’s Edge,’ is perfectly balanced.” He paused for effect. “The set is valued at two Gold Crowns.”Lex didn’t even haggle. He was used to paying premium prices for the best. He tossed two of his heavy
The Pen is Mightier
He screamed as the hyena’s teeth bit into the gap at his shoulder. The pain was sharp and immediate. Pure panic gave him strength. He didn’t try to stand. Instead, he tucked his armored limbs in and rolled. It was a clumsy, noisy barrel roll, but it got him away from the snapping jaws.Clank, crunch, clank.He scrambled to his feet, the heavy armor groaning in protest. His sword was still nearby. He snatched it up, his breath coming in ragged gasps inside the stifling helmet.The hyenas circled, smarter now, their eyes fixed on the noisy, slow-moving meal.“Okay… okay…” Lex panted. He swung the sword. It was a huge, sweeping arc. The hyenas easily ducked back, just out of range. He swung again. And again. Each swing was slower than the last, each one draining his energy. He wasn’t fighting; he was just waving a giant metal flag. He didn’t hit a single beast.After a minute of useless swinging, he stopped, leaning on the sword like a crutch, utterly spent. The armor felt like a prison.
The Hero That Runs
He couldn't stop swinging it. The sword was a dream in his hands. It wasn't just light; it felt like it wanted to move, like it was helping him. It was perfectly balanced, and the grip was as comfortable as holding a favorite pen.But a cool-looking sword wasn't enough. He needed to know if it actually worked. Was it sharp, or was it just a fancy glow-stick?Lex walked over to a young, sturdy tree at the edge of the ravine. He took a deep breath, raised the gleaming sword high, and swung it diagonally across the trunk with all his might.There was no resistance. No thunk of metal hitting wood. The blade simply passed through the tree as if it were cutting air.Lex lowered the sword, his heart sinking. He felt nothing. He saw no cut, no mark on the bark. "You've got to be kidding me," he muttered. "Is it just a light illusion? A hologram?"Disappointed, he turned away with a sigh, ready to blame the System for another useless gag gift.THUD.The sound was heavy and final. Lex spun arou
Center of Attention
Lex arrived back at the inn, exhausted and with another shirt ripped to shreds. Borin looked up from polishing a mug and let out a long, weary sigh.“Again, kid? What happened to the strong and shining armor? Did you trade it for a fight with a thorn bush?” He said with a mocking tone.“Just give me a shirt,” Lex said, slumping against the counter. “I gave you a fortune in gold crowns, right? The least you can do is keep me in shirts.”Borin shook his head in disbelief but reached under the counter. He tossed a simple, coarse linen shirt at Lex. “At this rate, I should buy stock in a rag-maker. Here.”As Lex pulled on the scratchy new shirt, Borin leaned forward, his voice dropping to a gossipy tone. “Oh, right. Have you heard the news? We’ve got someone important making a big event in the Main Town. Whole kingdom’s buzzing.”“Main Town?” Lex asked, buttoning the shirt. “Where’s that?”Borin stared at him. “You are really, truly not from around here. Look. Aurelia has five major towns
Knocked Out and Knocked Down
Lex was astonished. The helpless, terrified girl he’d fumbled to save in the woods was now standing on a palace balcony, waving to thousands as their princess.For a single second, as her eyes swept the crowd, they locked onto his. Then they swept away.“I must be high,” Lex muttered, shaking his head as if to clear it. This had to be some System-induced hallucination from breathing in too much slime dust. He decided to walk away, to focus on finding something valuable and get out of this royal circus.Another fanfare of horns sounded. This tune was different—more grand, more formal. The crowd erupted in cheers and clapping. Lex looked for the reason. He saw them.A tall young man was walking across the square toward the decorated platform. He moved with a lazy arrogance, his chin held high, wearing clothes of dark velvet and gold that screamed expensive boredom. Following him was a second man, lean and sharp-eyed, who scanned the crowd like a hunting hawk. The arrogant man took a sea