All Chapters of The Idle God of Eternal Sloth : Chapter 11
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Chapter 11: Mending the Heavens with a Yawn
The jagged scar across the sky screamed with a sound that felt like teeth grinding against cold iron. It was a spatial rift, a raw wound in reality that pulsed with a sickening violet light, and it was currently tearing the atmosphere above the Grand Palace into shreds. Massive chunks of marble and gold-leafed masonry were being sucked upward into the vacuum, swirling like autumn leaves in a hurricane. Below, the survivors of the Syndicate’s elite were huddled against the walls, their faces pale and their eyes reflecting the end of the world. Nicolás did not move from the throne. He kept Renata settled on his lap, his arm draped possessively over her waist while his other hand adjusted the collar of his ruined coat."Is it just me, or is there a terrible draft in here?" Nicolás asked, his voice cutting through the roar of the collapsing sky.Renata looked up at him, her fingers digging into his shoulders. Her silver hair was whipped into a frenzy by the gale-force winds."Nicolás, the
Chapter 12: The Throne's New Burden
The three streaks of black fire slammed into the palace courtyard with the force of falling stars, vaporizing the manicured stone and sending a plume of white-hot dust into the night sky. The shockwave shattered the remaining glass in the grand ballroom and sent the kneeling nobles tumbling across the marble like discarded dolls. Nicolás stood his ground on the balcony, his feet anchored by a weight that the laws of physics could not explain. He watched through half-lidded eyes as the dust settled to reveal three figures standing in the center of the smoldering crater. They were encased in jagged, bio-organic armor that pulsed with a rhythmic, sickly violet light, looking less like men and more like parasites shaped into the form of warriors. These were the God-Eaters, the ultimate enforcers of the Over-Syndicate, and their very presence caused the air to smell like burning copper and rot."Target identified," the leader of the trio rasped, his voice sounding like two grinding tectoni
Chapter 13: Silk and Secret
The shadow was not a person, but a massive, multi-lens drone hovering where the ceiling used to be, casting a dark, mechanical cross over Renata and the sleeping god. It hummed with a low, predatory frequency, its red scanning light washing over the blood-stained letter in her hand. Renata felt the air turn frigid as the machine adjusted its focus. She knew the Over-Syndicate was watching her through that glass eye. She gripped the dagger at her waist, her heart hammering a frantic rhythm against her ribs. The threat of the Audit felt like a physical weight, a cold blade pressed against the back of her neck.Nicolás did not open his eyes. He did not even shift his position on the plush chair. He simply raised his left hand and gave a small, dismissive wave. A pebble from the floor rose into the air, accelerated by an invisible kinetic pulse, and punched a hole straight through the center of the drone. The machine sputtered, sparks raining down on the marble, before it spiraled out of
Chapter 14: The Uninvited Ambassadors
The black steel whistled as it cut through the steam, aiming straight for the center of his throat. Nicolás did not blink. He did not even raise his arms to defend himself. Instead, he simply tilted his head a fraction of an inch to the left. The blade hissed past his ear, severing a single strand of damp hair before it slammed into the quartz wall behind him. The impact shattered the stone, sending white shards flying like shrapnel through the mist. Nicolás reached out with his right hand, his fingers moving with a slow, deliberate lethality. He caught the masked man by the throat before the assassin could even pull the blade back. The porcelain mask stared at him, cold and unmoving, but Nicolás could feel the lack of a pulse beneath the silk rags.Who sent a puppet to do a gods job? Nicolás asked, his voice a low, dangerous rumble.The masked figure did not speak. It tried to twist the blade, its body moving with a mechanical, unnatural speed that defied human anatomy. Nicolás sighe
Chapter 15: Renata's Iron Glove
Nicolás blinked, the golden energy in his hands pulsing like a trapped star. He looked at the man in the grey suit, then at the silver briefcase, and then at his own bare, glowing chest. The molten glass beneath his feet hissed as it began to cool, turning into a jagged black floor that reflected the cold, administrative light in the Manager's eyes."Do you have any idea how much I hate door to door salesmen?" Nicolás asked, his voice a low vibration that made the air tremble."I am not a salesman, I am an auditor," the Manager replied, adjusting his spectacles with a surgical precision. "You have exceeded your allotted experience points intake for this dimension by four hundred percent. You are creating a massive deficit in the universal mana pool. I am here to repossess your level and reset your status to zero."Nicolás sighed, the sound echoing through the ruined courtyard of the palace. He looked at the ball of crushed black fire in his hand, then he looked at the Manager's perfec
Chapter 16: Snakes in the Garden
"The Audit has reached its final stage!" The voice boomed through the shattered windows of the boardroom, vibrating the mahogany table until the signed contracts fluttered like frightened moths. Nicolás stepped onto the jagged remains of the window frame, his bare chest still humming with the golden residue of the previous blast. He looked at the two gates, one pulsing purple with necrotic rot and the other shimmering with the cold, silver light of administrative erasure."I am not doing dua hal sekaligus," Nicolás declared, his voice flat and heavy with irritation. "That is the definition of multitasking, and I have a strict policy against it."Renata grabbed his arm, her eyes darting between the obsidian claw in the plaza and the silver rift in the clouds. "Nicolás, if the Audit overlaps with the Abyss of Work, the mana frequency will create a resonance that could liquefy every human within five miles. You have to shut them down!"Nicolás looked at his system interface, which was no
Chapter 17: A Civil War of Shadows
The darkness rushed up to meet them with the sound of a thousand screaming souls. Nicolás felt the sudden drop in his stomach, but he did not tighten his grip in panic. He simply pulled Renata closer, burying her face against the crook of his neck to protect her from the rushing wind and flying debris. The marble floor of the ballroom had vanished, replaced by a churning vortex of black water and jagged shadows that felt like ice against the air. Above them, the palace was becoming a distant, glowing speck of light. Below them, a new world was opening up, a subterranean nightmare of ancient stone and rotting mana.This is the worst elevator I have ever been on, Nicolás shouted over the roar of the wind.Renata clutched the lapels of his tuxedo, her legs wrapping around his waist as they plummeted. We are falling into the Sunken City, she screamed. The foundation is gone, Nicolás. Elara told the truth. The Syndicate is literally beneath us.I should have charged them for the demolition
Chapter 18: The Unintentional Emperor
The heavy obsidian slabs flew off their hinges, crashing into the dark interior of the tower with a thunderous boom that echoed through the hollow depths of the Sunken City. Nicolás stepped into the shadows, his arm still wrapped firmly around Renata’s waist, while the heavenly bells above continued their rhythmic, aggressive tolling. He didn’t look back at the chaos in the plaza or the thousands of soldiers who had suddenly found their will to fight extinguished by his aura. He was focused on the silence of the tower and the lingering scent of old dust and stagnant power.You are actually going to do it, Renata whispered, her voice a mix of awe and trepidation as they walked deeper into the gloom. You are going to fight the Heavens.I am going to make them stop that ringing, Nicolás replied, his voice flat. It is giving me a migraine. And if they really think they can touch my favorite cafe, they are going to learn what it feels like to be deleted from the server of existence.They r
Chapter 19: The Gate of Boredom
The four-winged demon did not even have time to scream before Nicolás’s fist, glowing with the fury of a thousand missed naps, connected with its obsidian skull. The impact was not a mere strike but a total structural failure of the monster’s existence. A shockwave of golden light rippled outward, turning the creature into a fine black mist that coated the shattered remnants of the crystal walls. Nicolás hit the ground of the Sunken City plaza like a meteor, the stone beneath his silk slippers vaporizing into dust. He stood in the center of the crater, his bare chest heaving, his eyes twin lanterns of lethal white light.Renata leaped from the balcony of the spire, her silver hair trailing behind her like a comet’s tail as she used her new mana-link to glide through the air. She landed gracefully beside him, her silver gown torn at the thigh to allow for better movement. She clutched a dagger in one hand and grabbed Nicolás’s arm with the other, her skin burning with the residual heat
Chapter 20: Oasis of the Idle
Renata did not run. She stood her ground, her fingers digging into the scorched leather of Nicolás’s sleeve while the figure in the tunnel stepped into the dim, pulsating light of the ruined cavern. The air did not just turn cold, it froze in a way that defied the laws of thermodynamics. Every molecule of oxygen seemed to turn into a jagged diamond of ice, scraping against their lungs as they breathed. The figure was tall, draped in a suit of interlocking silver plates that looked like high-end office wear turned into medieval armor. His face was a smooth sheet of polished chrome, reflecting Nicolás’s glowing white eyes back at him with a distorted, mocking clarity."Run?" the Manager asked, his voice echoing with the sterile clarity of a corporate intercom. "There is no running from a finalized termination. You have avoided your duties, Lord Nicolás. You have accrued a debt of existence that the universe can no longer subsidize. I am here to collect the principal, the interest, and y