All Chapters of The Idle God of Eternal Sloth : Chapter 21
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Chapter 21: The Boss Who Worked Too Hard
The ticking clock in the absolute darkness reached a deafening crescendo before it shattered like a glass hammer against a stone wall. The white light that had swallowed Nicolás and Renata did not lead them back to the mundane reality of the city or the previous floor of the dungeon. Instead, it deposited them directly into the center of a massive, rotating gear that served as the floor for the Abyss of Work final chamber. The air was a thick, choking fog of metallic dust and the smell of ancient, burnt parchment. Thousands of smaller cogs whirred in the background, creating a rhythmic, mechanical heartbeat that made the very marrow of their bones vibrate.Nicolás felt the cold air hit his bare chest. He was still damp from the golden springs, the magical liquid experience points shimmering on his skin like a layer of liquid diamonds. He held Renata tightly, her body pressing against his as she tried to find her balance on the moving platform. Her silver dress was a tattered mess of s
Chapter 22: The Heiress Ascendant
Nicolás’s hand closed over the white-hot pillar of solar energy. The sound was not a bang but a muffled thud, as if he were catching a baseball made of concentrated stars. The air around his fingers hissed and the space warped as he compressed the beam into a tiny, glowing sphere of absolute lethargy. He looked at Admiral Vane, then back at the burning remains of his favorite chair. His eyes remained that blinding, incandescent white, but his body suddenly slumped. He did not fall. He simply sat back into a void of air, his limbs relaxing as the System forced him into an overdrive recharge state. The astronomical amount of energy he had just absorbed was being converted into pure, raw experience points, turning him into a living, unmoving battery of divine power."Nicolás?" Renata shouted, her voice nearly lost in the roar of the atmospheric engines above.She reached for him, but a golden ripple of energy pushed her back gently. Nicolás was encased in a shimmering chrysalis of light.
Chapter 23: Sleepwalking Through a Duel
The ticking clock echoed through the hollow silence of the balcony for only a second before the golden link between Renata and Nicolás snapped taut, vibrating with the force of a plucked guitar string. Renata fell to her knees, her hands clutching at the empty air where the portal had vanished. She could still feel him. Deep in the core of her soul, the shared mana of the Idle Emperor System was pulsing with a rhythmic, heavy throb. It was a sensation of deep, dark warmth, a carnal heat that suggested Nicolás was not afraid. He was merely settling in. Through the bond, she felt the sudden, cold transition as Nicolás and Admiral Vane slammed into the grey static of the Audit Dimension.The floor was a sheet of infinite, polished slate that reflected the featureless silver sky. There was no sun, no wind, and no sound except for the frantic, ragged breathing of Admiral Vane. The Admiral stood ten feet away from Nicolás, his crimson cape torn and his high-tier armor sparking with dying el
Chapter 24: The Over-Sydicate'a Gambit
The silver key in Renata's chest pulsed with a frantic, stuttering light as the massive shadow of the God-Eater's hand blotted out the horizon. The glass of the balcony did not just shatter, it turned into dust under the atmospheric weigt of a being that existed to consume reality. Renata fell to her kness, her lungs burning as the oxygen was squeezed out of air. She looked up at the sky and saw the city turning a flat, dead grey. The vibrant of the gardens were losing their color. It was as if a giant sponge was being dragged across the world, soaking up the very essence of life."Nicolás," Renata wheezed, her hand reaching out toward the empty space where the portal had vanished.Through the shared mana-link, she felt a sudden, sharp coldness. It wasn't the cold of the Audit Dimension, but a coldness coming from Nicolás himself. The bond that had been a source of intense, carnal warmth only moments ago was now vibrating with a high-pitched, lethal frequency. She could feel his heart
Chapter 25: A Long Walk to Destruction
The small child stared up at Nicolás with wide, watery eyes, his wooden sword trembling in a grip that was far too weak for the weight of the moment. He held out the crumpled envelope, the paper stained with what looked like grease and old ink. Nicolás didn't move for a long time, his gaze flicking from the boy to the horizon where the Obsidian Tower loomed like a jagged black tooth against the bruised sky. He sighed, the sound echoing with a weight that made the child stumble backward."Who are you supposed to be?" Nicolás asked, his voice flat and devoid of any imperial warmth."The man in the tall tower said to give this to the one who looks like he needs a bath," the boy whispered, his voice cracking with a fear that was almost physical.Renata let out a sharp, hysterical snort, her hand tightening around Nicolás’s waist. Her silver hair brushed against his bare shoulder, the scent of her jasmine perfume cutting through the smell of ozone and smoke. "He’s got your number, Nicolás.
Chapter 26: Looting the Vaults
Nicolás tossed his jacket to Renata, his eyes tracking the silver blurs with the lethality of a predator who had finally been forced to stand. The first Auditor lunged, its blade of frozen time whistling toward his chest, but Nicolás didn't even bother to parry with a weapon. He caught the shimmering edge between two fingers, the cold static of the blade biting into his skin with a screeching sound that echoed through the obsidian hall. The golden energy of the Idle Emperor flared at the point of contact, turning the frozen time into a tepid puddle of useless mana. With a flick of his wrist, Nicolás snapped the blade like it was made of cheap glass and drove his palm into the Auditor’s chrome chest.The silver-plated figure didn't just fly back, it shattered into a thousand tiny cogs and springs that rattled against the walls. Nicolás didn't wait for the others to gather. He stepped forward, his bare feet cracking the obsidian floor with every stride. The air around him was so dense w
Chapter 27: The God-Eater's Hunger
The thousand eyes blinked in unison, a rhythmic, wet sound that made the air feel like thick soup. Nicolás reached for the silk map, his fingers brushing against the starlight fabric even as the white fire licked at his ankles. He did not flinch at the heat. He did not care about the flames. He only cared about the map and the woman in his other arm. Renata was a weight of silver silk and frantic heat, her heart drumming against his spine as they hovered over the abyss. The thousand-eyed presence, a shifting mass of cosmic hunger, let out a sound like a choir screaming underwater. It wanted the silk. It wanted the map to the creator.Get your hands off my property, Nicolás growled at the entity.He released a pulse of golden apathy. The eyes clouded over, their pupils dilating with a sudden, overwhelming desire to close. The entity wavered, its massive, shifting form losing its grip on the vault’s reality. But as the eyes dimmed, a shadow moved in the periphery. Grand Elder Vane, a dy
Chapter 28: A City in the Sky
"Welcome to the Final Update," the man at the desk whispered.Nicolás did not wait for the update to install. He lunged across the glowing spreadsheet floor, his fingers locking around the throat of the man who wore his own face. The fluorescent lights above exploded in a spectacular rain of glass shards, each one hanging in the air as if the concept of gravity had been fired without notice. The Manager didn't choke, he simply stared at Nicolás with eyes that were hollow pits of white data, his neck feeling like cold, unyielding rubber beneath Nicolás’s grip."I told you," Nicolás growled, his voice a low vibration that made the office walls peel away like burnt parchment. "I am not interested in a promotion, and I am definitely not interested in a performance review."He squeezed with a force that should have shattered a mountain. The Manager’s body flickered, turning into a cloud of green binary code that tasted like stale coffee and the crushing weight of a Monday morning. The man
Chapter 29: Interstellar Intimacy
The sound of a thousand hungry mouths opening in the sky above them was a cacophony of cosmic greed, but Nicolás did not stay down for a second longer. He moved with a speed that bypassed the concept of acceleration, his body a blur of golden light that slammed into the Liquidator’s side just as the being’s hand brushed Renata’s silver throat. The impact was not a crash but a total erasure of the air between them, creating a vacuum that sucked the remaining shards of obsidian into a swirling vortex of white fire. Nicolás didn't use his fist this time. He used his forehead, slamming his skull against the crystalline face of the being with the force of two planets colliding.The Liquidator’s head snapped back, his translucent neck groaning under the pressure of an anomaly that refused to be calculated. The blue light of the foreclosure flickered, the thousands of eyes in the sky blinking in a moment of shared, universal confusion. Nicolás didn't let go. He wrapped his arms around the be
Chapter 30: The Origin of Apathy
Wait, Nicolás whispered, but the kitchen began to dissolve into a swarm of a thousand hungry mouths. The teeth were made of cracked porcelain and the tongues were strips of shredded office paper. The smell of the freshly brewed coffee turned into the acrid, metallic scent of a malfunctioning laser printer. He felt the silver key in the Master Suite melt into his spine, the liquid metal searing through his divine nerves like white hot lead. It was a bridge of pain that dragged his consciousness away from the stars and back into the grey, dusty cubicle of a life he had tried to bury.The golden light of the Idle God System flickered and died. The stars vanished. The floating moon was gone. He was no longer a god. He was a man named Kim, sitting in a chair that creaked under the weight of his own exhaustion. The fluorescent lights overhead hummed with a low, soul-crushing frequency. The blue glow of a cheap monitor was the only light in the windowless room. He looked at the clock on the