All Chapters of Hero From The Toilet: Chapter 1
- Chapter 10
10 chapters
1. Why the Fuck Was I Summoned While Taking a Shit?!
Modern Earth — Nighttime.Inside a small bathroom, toilet water swirled lazily while Rangga sat comfortably, staring at his phone. The world felt peaceful that night—quiet, calm, and a little smelly, but that wasn't exactly something worth worrying about right now.Then, without warning, that peace shattered.The air inside the bathroom began to tremble faintly. It wasn't like an earthquake shaking the ground, but more as if space itself was being pulled toward an invisible point.The ceiling light flickered once then twice.The water in the toilet suddenly began spinning much faster, forming an impossible whirlpool.Rangga didn't even have time to raise his head before cracks spread across the bathroom floor, and a glowing circle appeared directly beneath his feet.The light swallowed him instantly. There was no time to stand up. Not even enough time to pull up his pants.There was only one brief second for Rangga to stare in confusion and think—"...What the fuck is this?"Then the
2. I Think You Summoned the Wrong Guy
Several people in the castle courtyard looked slightly relieved when the man from another world finally spoke.Rangga scratched his head for a moment before answering casually, as if this were just an ordinary conversation."My name? Rangga."One of the mages immediately gave a small nod, as though committing it to memory."Rangga..." he murmured.But Rangga wasn't finished.His gaze swept across the courtyard—the knights in heavy armor, dozens of soldiers standing guard, and the massive stone fortress surrounding them—before he raised a hand and pointed around."But wait... this doesn't make sense. Like, at all."Several people began exchanging glances and Rangga then pointed directly at the King."You're a king with this many soldiers, and you can literally summon someone from another world—"He pointed at himself."—but you're expecting me, some random guy who happened to get summoned, to fight the Demon King?"Several knights immediately looked offended, but the King remained sile
3. So... Magic Follows Physics?
Several people in the castle courtyard were now watching Rangga more seriously.Earlier, he had seemed panicked and confused.But now, the way he spoke was beginning to sound like someone who was actually thinking things through.Rangga simply shrugged."See?"He casually pointed toward the mages, then at himself."I don't wanna be here."Then his hand moved around, gesturing toward everything surrounding him—the knights, the stone fortress, and all the people gathered around."And you guys don't really want me here either, right? Except because of that ritual."Several mages exchanged glances.No one denied it."So we're both stuck with this," Rangga continued lightly. "Guess we'll have to work together."The guard captain narrowed his eyes, seemingly beginning to appreciate the surprisingly practical way Rangga was looking at the situation.Rangga glanced around again—the stone walls, armored knights, and massive unfamiliar buildings—then shrugged."Still haven't decided, though...
4. Kinetic Energy Is My New Spell
Everyone turned to look.A small, perfectly clean hole had appeared in the thick stone wall. Not a crack,n ot shattered stone.A hole. A marble-sized hole that had gone straight through.The young mage opened his mouth."...That..."The guard captain walked over, touched the hole with one finger, then moved to check the other side of the wall.It had gone completely through then he turned to look at Rangga."This castle wall is one and a half meters thick."Silence followed for several seconds and the elderly mage finally spoke quietly."...He didn't use a spell."His eyes remained fixed on Rangga, as though he were looking at something that shouldn't exist."No runes. No chant."He paused."He simply... imagined it."Whispers immediately spread among the mages."Is he truly a Hero? Or something else?"Meanwhile, Rangga's palm still felt warm and now, he realized something.He hadn't even felt like he'd used any energy. It was almost as if the world itself had simply obeyed his imagin
5. My Hero Sigil Is on My Butt
The King gave a small nod, as though that made perfect sense and Rangga continued casually."I need an assistant—someone who at least knows how this world works and what's going on around here."The elderly mage nodded."That can be arranged.""And I need a house or somewhere to stay," Rangga added."That has already been prepared," the King replied without hesitation.Rangga nodded, then added in exactly the same casual tone,"...Also, I still haven't wiped my ass after taking that shit earlier."For several seconds, everyone simply stared at him. The young mage immediately turned away, his cheeks turning red. The guard captain covered his face."...Gods above."Several knights finally burst out laughing. The elderly mage rubbed his temples."...Very well."The King let out a long sigh, clearly suppressing a smile."That is... an extremely reasonable request."He then turned toward a woman in dark blue robes who had been silently observing everything from the sidelines."Arcelia."Th
6. Science Is More Fun with Mana
She looked at Rangga again."But that does explain something—the mana of this world reacts extremely strongly to you."Her mind returned to the hole in the castle wall."What you did earlier wasn't simply using mana..."She narrowed her eyes."You treated it like a tool." Arcelia continued, "We need to conduct several more tests."She paused."...And no, you do not need to show me the Sigil." Then, in a dry tone, "...I would prefer not to see it."Rangga suddenly raised his index finger."So if I want fire... something like this?"He closed his eyes. In his mind, he wasn't simply thinking of the word fire.He was thinking of a concept plasma. Ionized gas. Electrons stripped away from atoms.In his world, creating it required extremely high temperatures but here there was mana.Arcelia immediately sensed a change in the air. Not heat, but energy pressure.She stood up."Wait—"Too late. A bluish-white spark appeared at the tip of Rangga's finger.Zzzzzzt—The air hissed softly and Arce
7. I Should Probably Not Make a Black Hole
She stepped closer and stopped in front of the table, her eyes dropping to the book in Rangga's hands."...Is this part of some plan of yours, or are you genuinely just curious?"Rangga immediately raised one hand."Hey, don't blame me."He pointed toward the window."I didn't know you guys considered light magic to be illusions and stuff. Your concept of light is different from mine."Arcelia stared at him for several seconds before letting out a small sigh."...That is true."She stepped closer to the table and Rangga pointed toward the page about earth magic."This one. I can't experiment with this here."Arcelia raised an eyebrow."Why?"Rangga pointed at the illustration."If I experiment with it... I'm worried I might accidentally move a tectonic plate."Arcelia blinked."...A tectonic what?"But Rangga was already continuing."Then the castle really will disappear."Silence.Arcelia stared at him for a long moment before finally speaking quietly."...You're right."Rangga looke
8. Who Needs a Furnace When You Have Plasma?
The carriage finally came to a stop, its wooden wheels creaking softly against the rocky ground as the coachman pulled on the reins, bringing both horses to a halt in front of the old mining valley.The place was silent.Gray rocky hills surrounded a vast basin, while several dark mine tunnels gaped open along the hillsides like the mouths of caves. Old wooden supports still stood in several places, but it was obvious that the mine had been abandoned for a long time.Rangga climbed down from the carriage, and the moment his feet touched the ground, he stretched his body with a groan."Ugh... should've made some springs or something."Arcelia stepped down far more elegantly before glancing at him."Springs?"Rangga pointed at the carriage."To reduce the shaking."He walked over and immediately inspected the underside of the carriage. There was no suspension system, only a rigid wooden frame connected directly to the wheels.He knocked on the frame."See?" he said, pointing at the whee
9. Apparently, Rocks Can Be Guided Missiles
The molten metal moved as if guided by an invisible hand, spreading out and reshaping itself into several curved metal plates of different sizes.Arcelia stared sharply."...You're forging without a hammer."Rangga raised his hand. Moisture in the air began to gather, forming droplets that immediately fell onto the heated metal.SSSSSSHHHHH!White steam burst into the air as a sharp hissing sound echoed across the valley.A few seconds later, the iron plates darkened. Solid, Hard and finished.The valley fell silent again and Arcelia walked closer, picked up one of the plates, and tapped it.Ting.She turned the plate over in her hand."...You just did something that normally requires a furnace, a blacksmith, a hammer, and hours of work... in less than a minute."She looked at Rangga."You even shaped it directly."Arcelia let out a quiet sigh."...Rangga. You're not just experimenting."She glanced toward the carriage, then back at the metal plate in her hand."...You're creating tec
10. I Think I Accidentally Invented Disaster Magic
But Rangga wasn't finished. He raised his hand again, imagining ionization and plasma. The air inside the vortex began to glow blue.ZZZT!Sparks of electricity appeared between the colliding stones, building an increasingly powerful static charge."RANGGA!" Arcelia shouted.The tornado was now glowing. Plasma flashed inside the vortex while electricity jumped from stone to stone, filling the air with a violent hiss.ZRRRRRRT!It was no longer just a tornado. It looked like a miniature energy reactor spinning in the middle of the valley.Arcelia backed away even farther."THAT'S NOT STABLE!"KRAAAK!A small bolt of lightning struck the ground, sending dust flying as the winds throughout the valley became increasingly violent.The guards immediately panicked."WHAT IS HE DOING?!""GET AWAY FROM THERE!"Arcelia kept her eyes fixed on the vortex."...You created a storm."Not an ordinary storm. It was a storm of wind, plasma, and electricity, continuously spinning and even beginning to g