All Chapters of The God-Slayer's Trash Manual: Chapter 1
- Chapter 10
79 chapters
Chapter 1
The ceiling was wrong. That was Renvar’s first thought as his eyes flickered open, struggling against a heavy, rhythmic thumping behind his temples. Instead of the familiar, water-stained popcorn ceiling of his cramped apartment, he was staring at dark wooden beams, intricately carved with patterns of swirling clouds and soaring cranes. The air didn't smell like stale coffee and old laundry; it smelled of sandalwood, dried ink, and something sharp—like the ozone before a thunderstorm."Ugh, my head..." Renvar groaned, trying to push himself up. His arms felt like lead, his skin buzzing with an unnatural electricity. "Where the hell am I? Did I get hit by a bus? No, wait. It was a stapler. A falling box of staplers? God, that's a pathetic way to go."[Ding! Connection established. Soul synchronization at 0.4%. Checking host vitals...]Renvar froze. The voice wasn't in the room; it was echoing inside his skull, vibrating against his teeth."Who’s there?" he snapped, his voice cracking.
Chapter 2
Renvar stared at the charred remains of his bedroom floor, then back at Yuexia Linruo’s grieving face. The silence between them was thick, heavy with the smell of ozone and the weight of a ticking clock."Three years," Renvar repeated, popping the 'p' with a hollow sound. "So, I’m basically a smartphone with a defective battery. One day I’m at ten percent, the next I’m a spicy brick. Great. Fantastic. Do I at least get a loyalty discount at the local cemetery?"Yuexia didn't laugh. She didn't even flinch. "This isn't a joke, Renvar. Do you even know where that manual came from? It wasn't found in a library. It was pulled from the scorched hands of the Third Elder’s son fifty years ago. He was a genius, twice as talented as I am. They found him in his meditation chamber. There was no body. Just a outline of soot on the wall and the sound of screaming still echoing in the air.""Sounds like he went out with a bang," Renvar muttered, leaning back against a semi-burnt pillar. "Look, Linru
Chapter 3
The darkness didn't last long, but it was thick enough to feel like a physical weight. When Renvar’s eyes finally slid open, he wasn't staring at a charred ceiling. He was looking at a canopy of weeping willow trees, their leaves shimmering with a faint, crystalline frost. The air was bitingly cold, so sharp it made his lungs ache, yet the heat inside his chest was still roaring like a forge."Oh, good. You’re not a charcoal briquette yet," a voice said.Renvar groaned, feeling the world tilt as he tried to sit up. He was leaned against a smooth, frozen rock. "Did I miss the apocalypse? There was a giant eye. A very big, very creepy eye."[System: You survived a psychic synchronization with a cosmic horror. Your current reward is a migraine and the fact that you still have skin. You’re welcome.]"Shut up," Renvar muttered, then realized Yuexia was standing right over him. She looked pale, her usual composure fractured by a visible tremor in her hands."Who are you talking to?" she ask
Chapter 4
"Hey! Is there a sign-up sheet, or do I just start blowing smoke?" Renvar’s voice cracked, half-shivering from the Jade Frost water and half-burning from the furnace in his chest.The lead cultist, a man whose mask was carved into a weeping skull, didn't laugh. He didn't even blink. He just pointed a charred finger at Renvar’s heart. "The Master doesn't want your jokes, boy. He wants the scripture. Hand over the original manuscript of the Heaven-Burning Ash, and maybe we’ll only take your hands instead of your head.""The original? Buddy, I don't even have a library card," Renvar panted, his skin beginning to steam as the water evaporated off his robes. "It’s all up here. In the brain. And trust me, you don’t want to go in there. It’s mostly memes and repressed trauma.""Renvar, get back!" Yuexia shouted, her voice like a whip. She snapped her wrist, and a folding fan made of translucent blue crystal hissed open. "These aren't common thugs. They’re 'Cinder-Eaters.' They’ve been huntin
Chapter 5
Renvar’s face hit the black sludge with a wet, sickening thud. The world was a blur of oily shadows and the rhythmic, terrifying pulsing of that giant eye in the sky. Every breath felt like he was inhaling ground glass and exhaling liquid lead."Renvar! No, no, don't you dare close your eyes!" Yuexia’s voice was a frantic scream, distant as if she were shouting from across a vast canyon. "Renvar, talk to me! Speak to me in your own voice!""Can't... breathe..." Renvar wheezed, his fingers clawing into the rotting earth. "Linruo... get away. I’m... I’m going to pop. I can feel it. I’m a literal pressure cooker."[Ding! Connection re-established. Warning: Host’s soul-core has reached Critical Thermal Mass. Current internal temperature: 1,200 degrees and climbing. Blood state: Vaporizing.]"Oh, now you show up?" Renvar groaned, his voice cracking with a dry, metallic rasp. "Give me... the fix. Now. Before I turn into a localized supernova."[System: The 'Great Incinerator's' influence ha
Chapter 6
The glass-like path Renvar left behind cracked under the weight of his fury. He didn't run; he marched. Every step was a silent promise of violence, the silver-grey embers in his eyes swirling like a gathering storm. He reached the massive, ornate gates of the Sky-Cloud Hall—the heart of the Azure Cloud Sect—where the air usually hummed with the serene chants of disciples. Today, it only hummed with the sound of Renvar’s boiling blood.“System, tell me you’ve got a lock on her,” Renvar muttered, his voice a low, dangerous vibration.[System: The female lead’s signature is fading fast, moving toward the northern quadrant. Also, your blood pressure is high enough to cook an egg. Maybe take a deep breath?]“I’ll breathe when I’m holding the Sect Leader’s head,” Renvar snapped. He didn't knock. He kicked the double doors so hard the reinforced sandalwood splintered inward, the bang echoing through the vaulted ceiling like a cannon blast.Inside, the hall was filled with the sect’s elite.
Chapter 7
The wind didn’t whistle past Renvar anymore; it screamed in agony as he tore through the atmosphere, a streak of black soot and dying light. The Frozen Wastes were a blur of white and grey beneath him, but his eyes were fixed on the jagged scar in the earth ahead—the Forbidden Abyss. It looked like a puncture wound in the world, oozing a darkness that even the sun couldn't penetrate."System, talk to me. How’s the clock looking? Give me the bad news first."[System: Time remaining: 112 seconds. Structural integrity of your soul is currently comparable to a wet paper towel in a hurricane. Also, your heart just skipped three beats. I’m not saying you’re dying, but if you were a car, the ‘Check Engine’ light would be melting.]"Plenty of time for a grand entrance, then," Renvar wheezed, his lungs feeling like they were filled with hot gravel. "Tell me you’ve got a lock on Yuexia."[System: Sixty meters below the rim. High concentration of ‘I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-demonic’ energy detecte
Chapter 8
The world was not silent when Renvar hit the bottom; it was a cacophony of grinding tectonic plates and the wet, rhythmic thumping of something that sounded like a giant, dying heart. He didn't land with the grace of a warrior or the calculated precision of a cultivator. He landed like a discarded rag doll, a broken vessel of scorched meat and shattered resolve, cratering into a bed of jagged, obsidian shale that felt less like stone and more like frozen, petrified sorrow.Pain—vibrant, screaming, and all-consuming—was the first thing to greet him. It didn’t bloom; it exploded. Every nerve ending in his body felt as though it had been dipped in molten lead. Renvar gasped, but his lungs hitched, refusing to expand against the oppressive weight of the atmosphere down here in the Abyss. The air was thick, heavy with the metallic tang of ozone and the suffocating, cloying scent of decay that had been marinating in this hole for millennia.He tried to push himself up, but his left arm didn
Chapter 9
The world was not silent when Renvar hit the bottom; it was a cacophony of grinding tectonic plates and the wet, rhythmic thumping of something that sounded like a giant, dying heart. He didn't land with the grace of a warrior or the calculated precision of a cultivator. He landed like a discarded rag doll, a broken vessel of scorched meat and shattered resolve, cratering into a bed of jagged, obsidian shale that felt less like stone and more like frozen, petrified sorrow.Pain—vibrant, screaming, and all-consuming—was the first thing to greet him. It didn’t bloom; it exploded. Every nerve ending in his body felt as though it had been dipped in molten lead. Renvar gasped, but his lungs hitched, refusing to expand against the oppressive weight of the atmosphere down here in the Abyss. The air was thick, heavy with the metallic tang of ozone and the suffocating, cloying scent of decay that had been marinating in this hole for millennia.He tried to push himself up, but his left arm didn
Chapter 10
The darkness of the Abyss was not merely the absence of light; it was a physical weight, a dense, suffocating pressure that pressed against Renvar’s eardrums until they hummed with the sound of his own erratic heartbeat. He lay sprawled upon the obsidian shards, his body a map of ruin. Every time he attempted to draw a breath, the air—bitter, cold, and tasting of sulfur—scalded his throat.Above him, or perhaps it was below, he could not tell—the geography of this place defied logic. There was a rhythmic, wet thumping, like the slow, labored pulse of a world that refused to stop dying.[System: Warning. Core temperature dropping rapidly. If you do not initiate the combustion cycle within ninety seconds, internal fluid stasis will occur. You will become a very expensive, very broken ice sculpture.]Renvar let out a jagged laugh, a sound that quickly devolved into a wet, hacking cough. "I’m dying, System. Spare me the technicalities. Where is the fuel?"He didn’t need a response. He fel