When the marquise had invited Kyle to a private breakfast in her apartments, Kyle had expected everything but an actual breakfast. Maybe a poisoned meal, or being made into the breakfast, or maybe fed to a lion. Not an actual, pleasant breakfast with the lady of the house and the Count of Valmere.
Of course, she had four knights ready to chop his head off at any moment, alongside a few catkin butlers, but he was thankful for the meal all the same. It had been a while since he last ate beef and cooked vegetables with a fork. Thankfully, he didn’t taste any poison in the meal. He guessed yesterday’s fiasco taught them a lesson. “This is humiliating,” the marquise said, lounging in a mink chair while petting a winged lion in one hand and sipping a glass of wine with the other. Kyle guessed she had taken more than a few drinks. “A red dragon empties our pantry and then decides to take a nap at my front door. Why did the gods send this calamity? Is he still there?” “Yes, my lady,” an armored knight in full plate armor replied, glancing through the window. “He is resting on his back, with a hand on his belly. The poison should have killed him thrice over by now.” “Why did you have so much poison on hand in the first place?” Kyle asked, too curious for his own good. “Intense war politics,” the marquise replied without giving more of an explanation, shifting uncomfortably in her chair. “I cannot take this anymore! Someone groom me!” One of the catkin attendants, a thin, frail, humanoid cat wearing butler clothes, groomed the back of the marquise’s ears with a paw, soothing her. “Kyle, is it?” she asked him suddenly. “What is your level?” “I’m level seven, madam.” Five levels in Outlaw, two in Monster Squire. “A level seven taming a dragon?” She sneered at him with resentment. “I do not believe you.” “Do I look like a dragon tamer to you?” Kyle replied with a sneer of his own. “He listens to you,” the Count of Valmere said, having removed his sweat with a now wet handkerchief. “You saved my life.” “Listens is a bit exaggerated. That creature is a goddamn wrecking ball, all I can do is try to steer him in one direction and hope he doesn’t burn too many houses.” “We could mount a surprise attack while he sleeps,” a guard proposed. “Yeah right, try to kill the invincible dragon who ignores arrows and thinks your best poison is pepper. Maybe you will give him a better Ability this time.” As he drew glares from the nobles and their guards, Kyle cursed his tongue. When he had noticed Sen didn’t understand sarcasm, the adventurer could no longer help himself. It helped relieve the stress of dealing with the wyrm. “Use another tone with your better, ruffian!” one of the guards spoke up, barely restraining himself from hitting him in the face with his iron gauntlet. His mistress interrupted him with a mere gaze. “Where do you come from?” the marquise asked Kyle. “Your accent is not Gardemagnian. It sounds vaguely Prydanian.” Her tone told Kyle this wasn’t a good thing to flaunt. The Fomors of Prydain had shed much blood in their attempted conquest of Melromac, and their Wild Hunt still attacked ships approaching their island. “I come from America,” Kyle admitted, before adding, “Earth.” “A Claimed,” the marquise nodded. “Show me.” Kyle pulled back the sleeve on his left arm, revealing a crimson, shining tattoo representing a twenty-faced dice. “The mark of Dice,” the Marquise recognized. “I should have known only a chosen of the luck god could befriend a dragon.” Some luck. This world sucked. It was full of brigands, man-eating monsters, dragons, oh, and stuck in the Middle Ages! He hadn’t been able to take a hot bath for months! All because he saved some girl he had a crush on from getting mugged, only to be stabbed and left to bleed in an alley. And if death hadn’t hurt enough, getting forced to join a band of outlaws to survive right afterward had been just as harrowing. But he understood where that comment came from. People from Earth reincarnating in Outremonde after being branded by the local gods were a known occurrence, and most sported unique Abilities allowing them to make a life for themselves. The phenomenon even caused the rise of a new religion, the Esoteric Order of the New World. But Kyle didn’t care about becoming a hero or a local curiosity. He just wanted to survive, get laid, and return home. Also, befriend? Kyle would have run away if he could. Unfortunately, the dragon would probably track him down in no time, that beast had keen senses. “Look, lady, I’ll try to lure him off your lands, but I don’t promise anything. Just don’t try to steal his stuff again, okay?” “My lady, why did you ask for this rapier in the first place?” the Count of Valmere asked. “This is a family heirloom,” the marquise replied. “My ancestor, according to legends, befriended a human adventurer and tricked a King of Melromac into giving the boy his daughter’s hand. As a reward, the human gave my ancestor his prized rapier and the marquisate of Blenheim. Catkins ruled Blenheim ever since.” Ah, that explained all the felines running around. “Looters stole that rapier from my great grandfather’s corpse during the Century War, but I had no idea it ended in the claws of a red dragon,” the marquise said, a maid refilling her glass. “I did not know one befouled the country, let alone Sen Krendrath.” “He’s got a reputation?” Kyle asked, eager to know more about the wyrm. “He was the bane of Midgard for centuries, before vanishing fifty years ago,” the Count of Valmere said. “Legends say he fought a Wild Hunt party single-handedly and traded blows with a level sixty-seven elf knight.” From what Kyle had heard, only the now legendary Shining Knight approached that level. Which meant the dragon might as well be invincible. “Yeah, and now he has taken two levels in Noble.”Latest Chapter
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“Truly, if they didn’t make the best princesses, there would be nothing to salvage from elves,” Sen agreed. “No matter how many times we dragons put them in their place, at the bottom of the food chain, they never learn.”“We Agarthans delighted when we learned how you cast down one of their outdated feudal states.”“Wait, are you dwarves, or Agarthans?” Manling Kyle asked, confused. “You keep using those words interchangeably.”“We are Agarthans by our nation and Duergars by our species, but we call ourselves dwarves as a political statement, for we are all equally small.” Too many names. Sen subtracted them a point in the potential minion ranking. “Most of the dwarves on the surface are traitors to the revolution or helpless drunks that we expelled.”“Interesting,” Sen replied. If these dwarves expelled their drunks, then he could perhaps eat them safely.“Emperor Sen, let me first congratulate you on your nation’s first step towards achieving Averagism,” Marbré said. “You are among
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“I still think Your Majesty should see them,” Manling Kyle insisted. “Also, I finally identified the scammers who took credit for your death.”Sen’s head immediately perked up in interest. “Where?” he asked, gleeful at the idea of settling the score.“Charlene studied the guild’s archives, and identified them as a disbanded Silver-Ranked adventurer company from the merchant republic of Barin, the ‘Blue Rose Legion.’ They were a classic four-person party specialized in big game, monster-hunting work.”“Disbanded? They are dead?” Disappointing. Sen would have Jules raise these criminals from the dead as skeletons, so he could kill them properly.“I’m not sure, the papers said that they separated in Barin twenty years ago, dissolving the group. I think that after claiming the reward for Your Majesty’s head, they earned enough money to retire.” The mere idea infuriated Sen, who had already taken their slander personally. “Thankfully, Charlene found a quest in Barin which could help us inv
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Sen Krendrath, First of His Name, Great Calamity of the Age, Emperor of Murmurin, Ishfania, and the Valen Mountains, and Protector of all Hoards, had waited so long for this moment.He hadn’t allowed anything else to distract him; for a whole month, he had waited in his great vault, sitting on his ever-growing hoard. He had counted every single one of these thirty days of patience, meditation, and focus; every hour between him and this golden moment of pure bliss.As the minutes separating him from his greatest pleasure turned into seconds, the pressure became almost unbearable. The echo of his tense breathing filled the underground vault, as his eyes widened in greed.Then, it finally happened.A large pile of gold, as shiny as the sun itself, materialized in front of Sen, perfection made metal.“YES!” Sen roared out in relief, as he hugged the coin pile tenderly like a father with his child. After a whole month of separation, he couldn’t put a word on the joy he felt. “It is fine, e
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The Black Rabbit oversaw the slaughter with his cold dark eyes, before raising his horn to the heavens. Electricity surged from it, as he pointed it at the Rangers while the weaker rodents distracted them. “Black!” Pink warned her ally, as the horn pointed at him, firing a thunderbolt. “Watch out!”But even the Black Ranger couldn’t outrun lightning. He barely had the time to look at the monster, before the bolt hit him in the chest and sent him crashing against the fence, defeated.“You beast!” Yellow snarled, breaking the formation and rushing at the Black Rabbit.“Wait!” Red shouted his rapier red with rabbit blood. “This is what he wants!”The last of his dread servants defeated, the Black Rabbit’s horn shone bright, the monster’s size increasing. Within seconds, he had become as big as a cart, walking on his back legs.The mammalian titan let out a roar and impaled Yellow Ranger with his horn, like a bull with a manling. The kobone was propelled to the side, his spine breaking in
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“His glorious Majesty, Emperor Sen’s Bragging Day will happen soon!” Red reminded them. “For the sake of the Emperor, we cannot embarrass him. Our dancing and motto must be perfectly executed. And… and...”“And?” Pink frowned, sensing her leader’s troubled mind. “What is stressing you out so much?”“Rolo has a quest for us,” Red continued. “A very dangerous quest. A monster is feasting on the vegetables. If this continues, the livestock will starve, and His Majesty’s Bragging Day Feast will be ruined!”“Who would dare launch such a treacherous attack?” Black spat on the ground. “The elves?”“Worse,” Red replied ominously. “A rabbit.”A rabbit. The ancestral nemesis of koboldkind; they fought those mammal vermin over burrows since the dawn of time. The brave fathers of the Rangers’ warren had managed to fend off one of their invasions before Pink was born.Now, it was her turn to defend the burrow of Murmurin against those hungry monsters.“And not any rabbit,” Red added, turning away
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“Your Majesty?” Kyle asked, his body slippery and sultry from the gold shower.“You know what I want, Minion,” After watching him swim in his golden hoard, he could barely restrain himself. “You are the shining jewel of my hoard…”Kyle blushed, his white skin glittering like silver in response. Truth to be told, he had never dared voice his feelings for his great, wealthy master.“Bragging Day is tomorrow, and I need to… treat myself,” Sen’s voice was heavy with desire. “Lay on the gold.”“Pink, what are you writing?”Writing in Nethermart’s cozy drink shop, Pink jumped out of her seat; she accidentally dropped her beer cup on the ground, much to the imp barista's annoyance.The other Rangers looked at her in confusion. “Pink, you’re late for the training, and Red is getting mad,” Black said, frowning at her as she whistled. “Now you’re acting suspiciously.”“She’s hiding the text behind her back!” Yellow said, trying to circle her.“No!” Pink turned to face Yellow, only for Blue to u
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