Reincarnated With A Badluck System

Vincent's Death

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"Oh! No! She was just about to suck me off! Did I die after seeing a pussy for the first time in my life! I can't believe I died of a heart attack. What a pathetic way to die!" Vincent cried inwardly, however, his cries were useless, as he was no longer human. He was nothing more than a useless wisp of soul in a dark void.

Vincent Oswald, the famous Hentai writer on Goodnovel and Tentacles anime creator died at the age of 43 as a virgin. Damn! Can you imagine that!? A man who writes smuts and harem novels died as a virgin, the first day of seeing a woman's nakedness.

He died of a heart attack when one of his degenerates female fans, decided to compensate him with her cave. He died of shock.

Vincent was still in deep thought, thinking about the way he died. After masturbating for all the days of his life, he finally got a girlfriend. Alas, karma was playing chess with him. Although Vincent was handsome as a man, his Bad Luck keeps girls far away from him. He had even proposed to the ugliest girl in the world but he was still turned down, sigh... What a pathetic fate.

"What is going to happen to my new girlfriend! What of all my hard-earned money? My favorite porn actress, Sara Jay, I won't be able to watch her videos again! W-what about the new toilet I just bought! Won't I be able to shit inside?

No! No! No! What about my loyal readers!; <Degenerate_Panda> who often subscribe to all my novels! with <Daoist_Cunt> who would rain my novels with castles and gachapon! Oh! No! What of those <Fast Pass> readers that will vote with their power stones and <Daoist_Cock> who would always criticize my novels but still ended up paying and gifting me." Thinking about his life, the 43-year-old Vincent was reminiscing all his experience and how he spent all his life as an introvert, right from when he was a teen.

However, now, he was nothing more than a wisp of light, floating in an endless void, an abyss of no rescue. He was in his thoughts before he suddenly saw several wisps of light like him appearing out of nowhere, they were in millions and they all seemed to be talking. If he was in a human body, even earplugs wouldn't save his eardrums from bursting.

As he was still checking out his surroundings, two wisps of souls approached him.

"Hahaha, you are new here brother! And you are, also from Earth," One of the wisps said as it moved around Vincent.

"Please tell me what this shitty place is?" Vincent replied although he was shocked that he could communicate despite the annoying chatter of the others.

"Hahaha, this is where you will live till you are judged, brother," The second wisp of light replied with a mocking tone. Perhaps if it had a face, there would be a grin on it.

"What! Do you mean I've to live in this form till judgment day? Anyway, I never sinned other than Jerking off to Sara Jay's videos" Vincent retorted but he felt remorseful with the way he died pathetically.

"Hahaha, jerking off is a sin, brother, we will meet in hellfire!" The first wisp of light said with a sarcastic tone.

"Getaway! From me! You demons!" Vincent shouted as he moved away from the souls that kept pestering him. 

"Hahaha, You haven't seen the real demons brother! You will jerk off in the hell dimension and chill with the demons" the second wisp added.

Vincent felt like crying but since he didn't have a body, he could only look at the two souls in horror.

"My death is the most useless, I died when I choked on a hot sauce after when my fans requested me to do it live on tik-tok," the first wisp of light sobered.

"I guess that I'm not only the one who died miserably, I mean this YouTuber also died of hot sauce. But... My death is the most bizarre. I wonder if I would be shown on Project Nightfall or VICE, after dying before receiving a blow job" Vincent thought. However, his thought was interrupted by a strong ripple that was surging throughout the void.

It was so strong that all the wisp cowered in fear despite not having a body. Before they could administer what was going on, a strong suction force pulled all the wisp of light inside a swirling tunnel.

Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!

Screams and cries of both men and women of different races that were being sucked by the traction force echoed as they were being pulled into an unknown destination.

Vincent seemed cool as he was being sucked, he was glad that those two souls were no longer disturbing him, instead, they were terrified.

After an hour of suction, Vincent found himself in a large landscape, it was something that he had never seen or witnessed before. It was strange.

Looking at his body, he noticed that he was no longer in the wisp form but he was in his human form, however, he was ethereal.

He checked his surroundings and noticed that he wasn't alone, there were billions if not trillions of people from different races that were also confused as him.

"So many deaths!" Vincent muttered as he stared at the other races. Such as elves, vampires, beasts, and so many other creatures that he could describe as strange. What even surprised him were some demons that are also present. Although he thought demons were supreme beings but he realized that he was wrong, they were also going to be judged just like him. 

What gave Vincent creeps was that he could also see some animals that were on earth. Example: chickens, cows, and lamas.

"Are chickens also going to be judged? Well, they deserve it! All they do is climb each other while I died as a virgin" Vincent cursed under his breath.

The chicken also noticed Vincent's gaze and it furrowed his eyes.

"Hey man, stop looking at me weirdly! We are longer on earth, you murderous humans!" The chicken cursed and walked away.

"Damn! So many things are wrong here. Imagine a chicken talking to me like that!" Vincent stared at the chicken in awe.

Suddenly, a man clad in a white robe began to descend from the sky.

His hair was pure white and his goatee was so long that it was sweeping the floor, his eyelashes seemed to be made out of gold which gave people creeps.

As the man descended, he kept his eyes closed. A strange aura was surrounding him which made the entire area quiet. Everyone's instinct was screaming at them that the man could obliterate their soul out of existence with a snap of his finger.

"It's time to be judged!" The man said in a calm voice, yet billions of people were able to hear him.