Gideon stopped walking. He held up his sleeve, inspecting a tiny, almost invisible speck of dust on his oversized trench coat. He let out a dramatic sigh.
"You said I get a corporate expense account," the vampire muttered, brushing at the fabric. "Does that cover dry cleaning? Because if I have to throw humans into dumpsters, my wardrobe is going to suffer.”
I stopped and looked back at him. My new Chief of Security, a creature that had probably survived the Black Plague, was pouting over a dirty sleeve.
"Gideon," I said flatly. "You are wearing a thrift-store coat that smells like wet dog. But yes, once the company is officially incorporated, uniform maintenance is a business expense."
His silver eyes lit up. "What about blood?"
"What about it?"
"If a hostile entity ruins my shirt with their blood, is the replacement tax deductible?"
I pinched the bridge of my nose. "No, Gideon. Bloodstains are not tax deductible. The IRS tends to frown on murder. We are a clean, legitimate enterprise."
"Legitimate," Gideon repeated, testing the word on his tongue. He looked back at the three thugs currently snoring in a pile of garbage. "Right. Clean. I can do clean. Mostly."
"Come on," I chuckled, turning back toward the street. "Let's get out of here before they wake up."
We didn't take three steps before a pair of blinding LED headlights flooded the narrow alleyway.
A sleek, black Mercedes S-Class pulled up, blocking the only exit. The tires splashed through the puddles, coming to a smooth, silent halt. The engine purred like a caged tiger.
I stopped. Gideon stepped up beside me, his posture instantly shifting from "annoyed accountant" to "apex predator." The air around him seemed to drop ten degrees.
The back door of the Mercedes popped open. A man stepped out, holding a black umbrella to block the light drizzle.
He was wearing a custom-tailored navy suit that cost more than my entire apartment building. His shoes were polished to a mirror shine. He had perfectly styled blond hair and a smug, arrogant smile that made my stomach churn.
Richard Sterling.
The heir to the Sterling Group. The man who would go on to steal my first company in my past life. The man whose father killed my parents.
"Well, well," Richard said, his voice dripping with condescension as he casually closed his umbrella. "It seems my employees are taking a nap on the job."
He looked past me, his eyes landing on the three unconscious thugs in the dirt. Then, he looked at me. His gaze swept over my cheap jeans and scuffed sneakers, dismissing me instantly as trash.
"You," Richard snapped, snapping his fingers at me like I was a dog. "Skinny kid. What happened to my men?"
My jaw tightened. Ten years of hatred boiled up in the back of my throat. In my past life, I spent years trying to impress this guy before realizing he was a snake.
I took a step forward, my fists clenching.
Gideon let out a low, vibrating growl from deep in his chest. "Say the word, Boss. I’ll make him fit inside his own glove compartment."
*DING!*
The System screen exploded in front of my face, flashing a bright, angry red.
[WARNING: Karma Debt Active.]
[Target: Richard Sterling. Status: Civilian / Competitor.]
[System Directive: You cannot let your Vampire eat the CEO's son. Unprovoked murder will result in a 100% Karma Penalty. Assets will be frozen.]
[Quest Updated: Outsmart him. Humiliate him. Do it legally.]
I stared at the red warning text. The anger in my chest slowly dissolved, replaced by a cold, calculating calm.
The System was right. Killing Richard now was the easy way out. It was a thug's move. I wasn't a thug anymore. I was a tycoon. I was going to take everything he loved, and I was going to do it with a smile on my face.
I held up a hand, stopping Gideon. "Down, boy. I've got this."
I shoved my hands into my pockets, put on my best, most arrogant billionaire smirk, and walked right up to the front bumper of the Mercedes.
"Your men tripped, Richard," I said casually, using his first name to disrespect him. "The pavement around here is really uneven. You should tell the city to fix it."
Richard’s smug smile vanished. His eyes narrowed. He clearly wasn't used to poor people in alleyways talking back to him.
"Do you know who I am, you little rat?" Richard hissed, stepping closer. "I am Richard Sterling. I own this block. I am about to bulldoze this entire pathetic slum to build a luxury mall. Now, tell me who knocked out my collectors, or I'll have my driver break your jaw."
The driver’s side door opened. A massive guy in a suit stepped out, cracking his knuckles.
Behind me, Gideon sighed. "Is the driver tax deductible?"
"No," I replied over my shoulder.
I turned my attention back to Richard. I looked at the floating blue stat box hovering over his perfectly styled hair.
[Target: Richard Sterling]
[Business IQ: C-Tier]
[Hidden Flaw: Over-leveraged. He secretly borrowed $5 Million from his father's company to buy this slum, but he hasn't secured the zoning permits yet.]
My grin widened. It was almost too easy.
"You don't own this block, Richard," I said smoothly, leaning against the hood of his precious Mercedes. "You just hold the preliminary deeds. And you're sweating because you used your daddy's money to buy them, but the city council denied your commercial zoning permits yesterday."
Richard froze. The color drained from his face. "How... how do you know that?"
"I know that if you don't start construction by next month, you default on the loan," I continued, my voice low and sharp. "Daddy finds out you're a failure. You lose your inheritance. You're standing in a puddle, Richard, pretending it's an ocean."
He stared at me, his mouth opening and closing like a suffocating fish. The arrogant prince of the city was completely paralyzed by a broke college kid in a dirty alley.
I pushed myself off his car and stepped right into his personal space, looking down at him.
"Now," I whispered. "Let's talk about my new office."
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The Grand Atrium of the Astoria Hotel looked exactly how I remembered it from my past life. It was a cavernous, gilded room designed specifically to make poor people feel unwelcome. Massive crystal chandeliers hung from the vaulted ceilings, casting a warm, expensive glow over ice sculptures and towers of imported champagne. The room was packed with the city’s elite. Men in five-thousand-dollar tuxedos and women in silk gowns milled about, discussing summer homes and offshore tax havens. And then, there was us. I was wearing a gray suit I had bought off the rack at a discount department store two hours ago. It fit decently enough, but next to the bespoke Italian wool surrounding me, I looked like I was going to a middle school prom. Gideon was still wearing his thrift-store special. It smelled faintly of mothballs. "Boss," Gideon muttered out of the corner of his mouth, his silver eyes darting around the room. "There’s a lot of open necks in here. It’s very distracting.""Eyes f
Chapter 7: Panic Attacks
The invisible clock in my head was ticking so loud I could practically hear it echoing off the dusty walls. *Eleven hours and fifty-four minutes.* If I didn't generate a million dollars in clean, legal revenue by midnight, my System was going to turn my brain into a frozen vegetable. I paced back and forth across the mustard-yellow carpet, running my hands through my hair. I looked at my team. The fate of my cognitive function rested in the hands of two mythical creatures who had absolutely zero understanding of the modern economy. Damian was slurping neon-green soda out of a two-liter bottle, maintaining unbroken eye contact with his monitor. Gideon was standing by a broken fax machine, poking buttons with a cautious, gloved finger like he expected it to explode. "Okay, listen to me," I barked, clapping my hands to snap them to attention. "Damian, open a new compiler. We are building the 'Thorne Logistics Routing Protocol.' And we are doing it right now."Damian wiped his mouth
Chapter 6: Dragons, Doritos, and Accidental Cyber-Terrorism
I unlocked the heavy glass doors to the fourth floor of Sterling Plaza, pushed them open, and immediately coughed up a cloud of dust. The space was massive, easily ten thousand square feet of prime downtown commercial real estate. It also looked like it hadn't been cleaned since the Clinton administration. The carpet was a tragic shade of faded mustard, and dead fluorescent bulbs flickered overhead like a bad horror movie. Below our feet, a constant, low-frequency hum vibrated through the floorboards. "Ah," I said, flipping a light switch that did absolutely nothing. "Home sweet home."Gideon stepped into the room, holding the lapels of his new thrift-store suit tight against his chest. He looked around with deep, profound disgust. "Boss," Gideon said, wiping a thick layer of grime off a nearby reception desk with a single gloved finger. "This isn't an office. This is a tomb. And I know tombs. I’ve slept in nicer ones in Prague.""It’s one dollar a month, Gideon," I reminded him,
Chapter 5: Bailing Out A Dragon
The yellow cab smelled like stale cigarettes and cheap pine air freshener. Gideon sat in the back seat next to me, his knees pushed awkwardly against the plastic divider. He spent the first ten minutes of the ride staring out the rain-streaked window, watching the city blur past, completely silent. I watched him for a minute. My new Chief of Security was a lethal weapon, but right now, he just looked like a guy who needed a hot meal and a tailor. "So," I said, leaning back against the cracked vinyl seat. "Five hundred years."Gideon didn't turn around. "Give or take a decade. I stopped counting after the French Revolution. Too much paperwork.""How does a guy who survived the Black Plague end up living behind a pawn shop in a trench coat?" I asked. "I mean, look at pop culture. Vampires are supposed to be billionaires living in gothic penthouses."Gideon finally turned his head. He gave me a look of absolute, exhausted misery. "Movies are a lie, Boss," Gideon sighed. "Sure, I used
Chapter 4: Ethical Face-Slap
Richard stared at me. The rain kept falling, pattering against his expensive umbrella, but the silence in the alley was deafening. For a second, I actually saw panic in his eyes. But guys like Richard Sterling were raised to believe that money was a magic wand. If there was a problem, you just threw a stack of cash at it until it went away. His panic melted back into that smug, punchable arrogance. He let out a dry, forced laugh and shook his head. "I get it," Richard chuckled, reaching inside his tailored jacket. "You’re a hustler. You did a little googling, found a rumor about my zoning permits, and now you want a piece of the pie."He pulled out a sleek leather checkbook and a gold-plated fountain pen. "Ten thousand dollars," Richard said, scribbling on the paper. "That’s more money than you’ve ever seen in your miserable life, kid. Take it, leave this neighborhood, and keep your mouth shut about my real estate deals. We never had this conversation."He ripped the check out and
Chapter 3: Bloodstains Are Not Tax Deductible
Gideon stopped walking. He held up his sleeve, inspecting a tiny, almost invisible speck of dust on his oversized trench coat. He let out a dramatic sigh. "You said I get a corporate expense account," the vampire muttered, brushing at the fabric. "Does that cover dry cleaning? Because if I have to throw humans into dumpsters, my wardrobe is going to suffer.”I stopped and looked back at him. My new Chief of Security, a creature that had probably survived the Black Plague, was pouting over a dirty sleeve. "Gideon," I said flatly. "You are wearing a thrift-store coat that smells like wet dog. But yes, once the company is officially incorporated, uniform maintenance is a business expense."His silver eyes lit up. "What about blood?""What about it?""If a hostile entity ruins my shirt with their blood, is the replacement tax deductible?"I pinched the bridge of my nose. "No, Gideon. Bloodstains are not tax deductible. The IRS tends to frown on murder. We are a clean, legitimate enterpr
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