Stargrave's Guide to Galactic Blunders

Chapter 6: Breaking into the Bright-Zone

"That too! It’s a very long name!"

Orion scrambled into the cockpit, nearly tripping over a loose floor grating. He slammed into the co-pilot’s seat, his eyes locked on the long-range scanners. The Aegis Reach loomed ahead on the display—a jagged scar of nebula gas and high-frequency sensor nets.

"Cassian, tell me you’ve got a ghost signal ready," Orion said, his hands hovering over the thruster overrides.

"I’ve got something better," Cassian replied, his fingers flying across the console. "See that big, ugly hunk of metal on the long-range? That’s a Class-M military freighter, the Iron Sovereign. It’s hauling heavy munitions into the Reach. It’s got a sensor shadow the size of a small moon."

"You want to tail a military ship?" Lyra asked, straping herself into the tactical station. "Orion, if we get caught in their slipstream, the turbulence alone will shred the hull. Not to mention their rear-facing scanners."

"That’s why we’re going to be very, very quiet," Orion said, grinning. "Cass, drop the output to three percent. We’re going to drift in behind their main thrusters like a little space-remora."

"Three percent?" Vela’s voice crackled over the intercom. "Cap, at three percent, the life support is going to start smelling like a damp basement, and the artificial gravity is going to get real wonky."

"Just hold it together, Vela! We’re going in!"

The Star-Skipper lurched as Cassian cut the main drive. Outside, the massive silhouette of the Iron Sovereign grew until it filled the entire viewport. The ship groaned, the metal screeching as the freighter’s massive wake grabbed them.

"We’re in the wash!" Cassian yelled, fighting the yoke. "It’s like trying to steer a brick through a hurricane!"

"Stay steady!" Orion shouted. "Lyra, mask our thermal signature with the toaster-frequency!"

"I can't believe I’m actually doing this," Lyra muttered, punching in the commands. "Broadcasting... toast-flavored interference now."

For ten agonizing minutes, they bounced in the wake of the giant ship. Every bolt in the Star-Skipper seemed to be screaming. Then, the pressure suddenly vanished.

"We’re inside the station’s docking perimeter," Cassian whispered, his face drenched in sweat. "The freighter just cleared us through the automated gates. They think we’re just a piece of detached debris or a very persistent space-fly."

"Great. Now for the easy part," Orion said, standing up and dusting off his jacket. "Infiltration."

The air in the maintenance hangar of Aegis Station-9 smelled like ozone and extreme boredom. Orion adjusted the collar of his oversized, neon-orange jumpsuit, which featured a faded patch that read 'SANITATION SQUAD 4.'

"Do I look like a professional janitor?" Orion asked, holding a motorized floor-buffer like it was a heavy weapon.

"You look like a man who has never held a mop in his entire life," Lyra said, her own jumpsuit fitting her perfectly, naturally. She adjusted her cap, obscuring her face. "Where is Theron? He was supposed to meet us at the service lift."

"I’m here! I’m here! Don't move!"

A thin man with wild, straw-colored hair and spectacles thick enough to be used as blast shields scurried around a stack of crates. Theron Galaxius, the ship’s resident botanist and "accidental" scientist, was clutching a holographic tablet and a small, pressurized mister.

"Theron, you’re supposed to be our 'Bio-Waste Specialist,'" Orion hissed. "Why are you carrying a plant mister?"

"The air in here is dreadfully dry, Captain! My samples are wilting in the cargo hold as we speak," Theron whispered, his eyes darting around. "And did you see the hydroponics bay on the way in? They have a Grade-A filtration system. I simply must see how they manage the pH balance."

"Focus, Theron," Lyra commanded. "The data vault is three levels up. We follow the service corridor, stay quiet, and don't make eye contact with the Star-Guards."

"Right. Quiet. Got it," Orion said. He turned on the floor-buffer.

The machine let out a high-pitched, whining scream that echoed through the entire hangar.

"Orion! Turn that off!" Lyra yelled.

"I’m trying! The 'Off' button is stuck!" Orion wrestled with the handle as the buffer began to spin him in a slow, awkward circle. "It’s a 'Vibro-Waxer 3000'! It’s supposed to be self-leveling!"

"You’re making a scene!"

"I’m blending in! Look, I’m waxing!" Orion yelled as the machine dragged him toward a group of elite Star-Guards standing near the elevator.

The guards turned, their sleek, white helmets tilting in confusion. One of them stepped forward, resting a hand on his pulse-rifle.

"Hey! You! Sanitation! What’s with the noise?" the guard barked.

"Oh, you know, just... high-intensity grime!" Orion shouted over the roar of the machine. He tried to steer it away, but his foot slipped on a fresh patch of wax. "It’s the new protocol! From HQ! Deep-clean Tuesday!"

"It’s Wednesday," the guard said, stepping closer.

"Is it? Oh, space-lag is a killer, right?" Orion gave a nervous laugh, his knuckles white as he gripped the vibrating handle. "Anyway, nothing to see here! Just a man and his very loud, very aggressive buffer!"

Suddenly, the buffer hit a seam in the floor. It bucked like a wild animal, spraying a thick, slippery stream of industrial-grade wax across the boots of the entire guard squad.

"Whoa! Easy there, Bessie!" Orion yelled.

The lead guard slipped, his feet flying out from under him. He hit the floor with a heavy clack, followed immediately by the other three guards who tried to help him. They became a pile of thrashing, white-armored limbs, sliding across the polished floor like air-hockey pucks.

"Orion, run!" Lyra grabbed his arm, dragging him toward the service lift.

"I’m coming! Theron, move it!"

"But the buffer!" Orion shouted. "It’s a rental!"

"Leave the buffer!"

They scrambled into the lift just as the doors slid shut. Through the closing gap, Orion saw the lead guard sliding head-first into a trash bin.

"See? Tactical distraction," Orion panted, leaning against the back of the lift. "They’ll be busy slipping and sliding for twenty minutes."

"You’re a menace to society," Lyra said, though she was checking the hallway on her tablet. "Level Four. The vault is at the end of the hall. Theron, stay behind us."

"I’m right here! Although, I must say, the atmospheric moss in these vents is fascinating," Theron said, peering into a ventilation grate. "It’s a rare strain of Bryophyta Stellaris. It shouldn't be able to grow in this much radiation."

"Theron, if you touch a single piece of moss, I will eject you into the vacuum," Lyra warned.

The lift dinked. They stepped out into a hallway that looked significantly more expensive. The walls were lined with dark, obsidian-glass panels, and the air was chilled to protect the servers.

"There it is," Lyra whispered, pointing to a heavy, circular door at the end of the corridor. "The Aegis Core. The data on your father’s project should be in the local backup."

They moved down the hall, their footsteps muffled by the thick carpet. Lyra reached the keypad and began a rapid-fire sequence of hacks.

"Almost there... bypassing the biometric handshake... and... we’re in."

The heavy door hissed open, revealing a room filled with glowing blue data pillars. It was beautiful, a forest of light and information.

"Find the Aether-Core files," Orion said, his voice dropping to a whisper. "Quick, before the guards realize they aren't on ice anymore."

As Lyra began searching the terminal, Orion looked around the room. It was silent, save for the hum of the servers. Then, he heard a soft, ecstatic gasp.

"Oh... my... stars."

Orion turned. Theron was standing in the corner of the vault, his face pressed against a glass containment unit. Inside was a small, translucent fern that glowed with a soft, pulsing violet light.

"Theron, what are you doing?" Orion hissed.

"It’s a Nebula-Frond," Theron whispered, his eyes wide with tears. "Captain, these have been extinct for three centuries. This is a living specimen. It’s... it’s a miracle!"

"It’s a security risk! Step away from the glass!"

"I just want a closer look," Theron said, reaching out a trembling hand. "I need to document the spore-count for the archives."

"Theron, don't touch the—"

BEEP-BEEP-BEEP.

Theron’s hand had barely brushed the sensor-grid on the side of the unit. Instantly, the soft blue lights of the vault turned a violent, flashing crimson.

“Security Breach. Biological Containment Violated. Lockdown Initiated,” the station’s voice announced.

"Theron!" Orion and Lyra yelled in unison.

"I didn't mean to! It was just so beautiful!" Theron wailed, cowering as heavy blast shutters began to descend over the exit.

"Lyra, the data!" Orion shouted, pointing at the screen.

"I’ve got it! I’m downloading to the crystal now!" Lyra tapped a final command as a small, glowing shard popped out of the console. She grabbed it, but as she did, a hidden port in the wall clicked.

THWIP.

A small, metallic dart hissed through the air, catching Lyra in the shoulder.

"Ah!" She stumbled back, clutching her arm.

"Lyra!" Orion lunged forward, catching her before she hit the ground. "Are you hit? Was it a toxin?"

"It’s... it’s a tracking dart," Lyra gasped, her face pale. "It’s embedded. I can feel the transmitter."

"We have to go! Now!" Orion hauled her to her feet. "Theron, if you don't start running, I’m leaving you with the fern!"

"Coming! I’m coming!"

The blast shutters were inches from the floor. Orion dove under the gap, pulling Lyra with him, while Theron tumbled through at the last possible second, losing his spectacles in the process.

"The guards are coming from the main lift!" Lyra said, leaning heavily on Orion. "We’re trapped!"

"No, we’re not," Orion said, his eyes scanning the room. He saw the crate of industrial cleaning chemicals they had passed earlier. "Vela! Tell me those chemicals are flammable!"

"They’re sanitation grade, Cap! If you mix the blue one with the green one, it creates a high-density ammonia cloud!" Vela’s voice crackled.

"Perfect! Lyra, cover your nose!"

Orion grabbed two large jugs from the cart and smashed them together on the floor. A massive, billowing cloud of white smoke erupted instantly, filling the corridor.

"I can't see! I can't see!" Theron shouted.

"Just follow my voice!" Orion yelled, grabbing Lyra’s waist and pulling her into the fog.

The sound of heavy boots and shouting guards filled the air, but the smoke was too thick. Orion led them into a maintenance chute, sliding down the dark pipe as the sounds of the station faded above them.

They tumbled out into the hangar, breathless and covered in soot.

"Cassian! Get the hatch open! We’re coming in hot!" Orion screamed into his comms.

The Star-Skipper’s ramp dropped, and they scrambled inside. The engines were already roaring as Cassian punched the thrusters before the ramp had even fully retracted.

Ten minutes later, in the safety of deep space, Orion slumped onto the galley bench. Lyra was sitting across from him, the tracking dart sitting on the table between them. She looked exhausted, her usual composure frayed at the edges.

"We got the crystal," she said, her voice shaking slightly. "But Orion... that dart. It wasn't just a tracker."

"What do you mean?"

Lyra looked at her shoulder, where a small, glowing red mark remained on her skin. "It’s a bio-link. They don't just know where the ship is. They know where I* am. Darius, the Hegemony... they can find me anywhere in the sector now."

Orion looked at the crystal, then at Lyra. He reached out, placing a hand over hers.

"Then I guess we’re just going to have to move faster than they can track," Orion said, his voice steady. "We’re in this together, Lyra. No one gets left behind. Not even the guy who trips the alarms for a fern."

"Hey!" Theron shouted from the corner. "It was a very rare fern!"

Lyra looked at Orion, a small, tired smile finally touching her lips. "You really are a visionary, aren't you, Stargrave?"

"I told you," Orion grinned. "It’s the hair. It inspires confidence."