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Chapter 33: The Amber Beacon
Author: Narash NZ
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"Push harder! It’s catching on something!" Zavier yelled, his teeth gritted so hard his jaw ached.

"I am pushing as hard as a human being who hasn't eaten a solid meal since Tuesday possibly can!" Maine snarled back, her shoulder grinding against the freezing steel.

With a deafening, metallic shriek that echoed down the stairwell like a gunshot, the rusted latch finally snapped. The heavy door flew inward, spilling them both onto the gravel-strewn expanse of the roof in an ung
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