
D.N.A
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Novels by D.N.A

The God of Pranks' Unlikely Servant
Comedy
Fast-Paced Plot
Third-Person POV
Gamer
Hidden Identity
Optimism
Revenge
Superpower
Golden Finger
Noob, a bottom-tier gamer with zero ambition, accidentally becomes the earthly vessel for the God of Pranks. Now, he must execute elaborate, ridiculous revenge schemes against those who wronged the deity, all while trying to win over the dangerously sharp-witted Santiary.
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Chapter: Chapter 65: Logic vs. Laughter
The fall through the negative integers felt like being dragged through a cheese grater made of frozen light. Noob clutched the flickering, pixelated mess that was Santiary to his chest. Every time they passed a decimal point, he felt a piece of his own memory chip away."Santiary! Stay with me! Don't look at the numbers!" Noob screamed."I can't... see the numbers, Noob," she whispered. Her voice sounded like a low-bitrate mp3. "I only see... the math. It’s so... quiet."They hit the bottom.The 'bottom' wasn't a floor. It was a sterile, infinite white grid that hummed with a frequency so pure it made Noob’s teeth ache. There was no dust. There was no shadow. There was only a single, glowing geometric shape floating in the center of the void—a perfect, rotating dodecahedron of silver light."Welcome, Anomaly," the shape pulsed. Its voice was a flat
Last Updated: 2026-10-30
Chapter: Chapter 64: The Cost of Courage
The walls of the ventilation shaft weren’t just vibrating; they were screaming in binary."Step left! No, my left, not yours!" Santiary hissed, grabbing Noob by the scruff of his hoodie and yanking him into a recessed alcove.A beam of searing white light lanced through the space where Noob’s head had been a millisecond prior. The metal didn't melt. It simply vanished, leaving a perfectly circular hole that looked out into a void of scrolling green text."They’re using erasure-rounds," Noob gasped, his heart hammering against his ribs like a trapped bird. "Santiary, they’re not trying to capture us anymore. They’re deleting the hallway!""Of course they are," Santiary spat, her fingers flying across the holographic interface on her wrist. "We’re a leak in their precious sub-basement. You don't patch a leak this big; you replace the whole pipe."Don't look at the hole, host! the God of Pranks shrieked in Noob’s mind. If you stare into the null-space for too long, your textures will sta
Last Updated: 2026-10-30
Chapter: Chapter 63: The Unstable Alliance
The world didn’t just reboot; it stuttered.Noob felt his consciousness slam back into his skull like a runaway train hitting a brick wall. The smell of ozone was replaced by the stench of stagnant water and rusted iron. He gasped, his lungs burning as they remembered how to process oxygen."Check the vitals. Is he rendering?""Source code is stable, but the textures are still bleeding. He’s messy."Noob opened his eyes. He wasn't in the server cathedral. He was lying on a pile of discarded motherboards in a damp, cavernous space that looked like a cross between a subway tunnel and a graveyard for 90s electronics."Santiary?" he croaked."Right here, Noob. Stop trying to sit up. Your legs are currently at sixty percent opacity."Noob looked down. His shins were a shimmering, translucent violet. He could see the rusted floor through his own calves. "Oh, great. I’m a ghost again. This is a downgrade.""It’s not a downgrade, it’s a recovery," a new voice rasped.Noob turned his head. Sta
Last Updated: 2026-10-22
Chapter: Chapter 62: Echoes of the Prank God
The gray corridor didn't just look boring; it felt like a physical weight pressing against Noob’s very soul. Every step Santiary took made the purple heart on her hand—the one holding Noob’s fragmented consciousness—throb with a dull, sickly rhythm."It’s eating me, Santiary," Noob’s voice whispered in her mind, sounding like a scratched record. "The walls are literally siphoning my funny bone. I’m down to, like, three jokes, and two of them are about insurance.""Keep it together, Noob," Santiary muttered, her eyes scanning the featureless gray. "The Developer called this a ‘debugging exercise.’ That means there’s a logic to it. We just have to find the exit without triggering the chaos-metabolizers.""Logical solutions are for people who don't have a God of Pranks in their head," Noob retorted. "Look at the floor. Specifically, the junction where
Last Updated: 2026-10-19
Chapter: Chapter 61: The Shadow Play
“Who… who are you?” Santiary whispered, her voice rough, the question feeling impossibly small in the frozen tableau of cosmic meltdown. The purple heart on her hand throbbed, Noob’s essence momentarily silent, stunned into submission by the newcomer.The man chuckled, a rich, melodic sound that seemed to hum through the fabric of the stilled air. His green eyes glinted, sharp and knowing. “Me? Oh, I’m the Developer. And frankly, this entire build has become terribly… unwieldy.”He gestured with a perfectly manicured hand at the chaos around them—the thousands of Stabilizer agents frozen mid-scream, mid-twitch, mid-question. Vane lay crumpled, flickering between his human and geometric forms, inches from the console. The central pillar, bursting with white light, was a static explosion.“Unwieldy?” Santiary choked out, her gaze fixed on him. “You’re talking about reality collapsing, and you’re complaining about file management?”“Precise terminology is vital, my dear,” the Developer s
Last Updated: 2026-10-19
Chapter: Chapter 60: Cracks in the Facade
The blinding white light still pulsed, hot and vast, from the central pillar, making Santiary’s vision swim. The ancient voice, vast and cold, reverberated through her bones, a command that felt older than the city itself. “Finally. A stable connection.”Santiary stumbled back, clutching her ribs. The purple heart on her hand throbbed erratically, Noob’s fragmented essence screaming within her. This wasn’t a hub. It was the nerve center of the entire simulation, and she had just slammed the reset button on its consciousness.Chief Stabilizer Vane, slumped at the console, lifted his head slowly. His eyes, the human ones she’d glimpsed moments before, were now dull and silver, reflecting the pillar’s light like dead mirrors. He reached out a trembling hand, glowing with an ethereal blue.“The variable… is quarantined,” Vane recited, his voice flat,
Last Updated: 2026-10-18

System of the Shadow Plague
When the world's phones display a terminal countdown, ex-hacker Reza is thrust into a nightmare where Jakarta descends into shadow-beast chaos. Armed with a cryptic 'Punishment System' and driven by a thirst for vengeance against those who framed him, Reza must navigate a dying city to stop a cabal determined to reset humanity.
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Chapter: Chapter 10: The Core of the World
The shockwave from the core’s implosion had subsided, leaving behind a silence so absolute it felt like a physical weight pressing against Reza’s eardrums. He was still kneeling, his fingers locked with Maya’s, his lungs burning from the ozone-heavy air that smelled of scorched circuits and ionized space. The facility around them was in its death throes, the metallic girders screaming as they twisted and buckled into shapes that defied Euclidean geometry."Reza, focus!" Maya’s voice cut through the ringing in his head. She was pulling at his hand, her knuckles white, her eyes darting to the structural ruins overhead. "The entire station is de-syncing. We’re being pulled into the wake of the gate."He shook his head, trying to clear the static-filled fog in his vision. The HUD in his mind wasn't just displaying data anymore; it was vomiting a stream of unintelligible, shifting glyphs that looked more like celestial geometry than code. "I’m trying," he gritted out, his voice a jagged ra
Last Updated: 2026-10-29
Chapter: Chapter 9: The Core of the World
The crystalline sphere didn't just shatter; it imploded. A silent, concussive wave of violet energy rippled outward, turning the reinforced walls of the inner sanctum into fine, drifting sand. Reza was thrown backward, the impact stealing the breath from his lungs, but he never lost his grip on Maya’s hand. Even as the floor beneath them began to liquefy into a swirling vortex of shadow and static, their connection held—a frantic, desperate tether in a reality that was rapidly being unwritten.Reza scrambled to his feet, pulling Maya up with him. The chamber was no longer a room; it was a precipice overlooking a bottomless, roiling abyss. He looked down, and his heart hammered against his ribs like a trapped bird. The core wasn't a battery. It was a throat—a jagged, luminous tear in the fabric of the prison facility, and it was swallowing the foundation of the world."Reza, look!" Maya shouted, her voice thin against the rising, melodic howl of the collapsing dimension.She pointed to
Last Updated: 2026-10-29
Chapter: Chapter 8: Storming the Bunkers
The keening from the surface had intensified into a rhythmic, drill-like vibration that rattled the loose gravel on the subway tracks. Maya pulled away, but only to grab her tactical harness. The heated, defiant haze of their encounter in the tunnel dissipated, replaced by the razor-sharp coldness of a soldier preparing for a suicide run. She tossed a spare pulse-emitter to Reza, her movements precise and economy-driven."Check the charge," she commanded, her eyes already scanning the dark mouth of the maintenance service elevator they had pried open.Reza caught the device, the weight of it familiar now. He checked his own HUD; the gold flicker was settling, the System still hovering on the edge of a reprimand but currently dormant. "Status?""Locked in," Maya said, tapping her wrist gauntlet. "I burned the encryption keys from their local node during the purge. We’re ghosts to their security system for exactly twelve minutes.""Twelve minutes to get to the command center," Reza mutt
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Chapter: Chapter 7: The Punishment Threshold
The aftermath of their union in the damp, subterranean silence was cut short by a sound that wasn't of this earth. It was a digital screech, a jagged, discordant tone that tore through the air like a serrated blade.Reza’s skin began to blister. A searing, white-hot agony erupted behind his ribs, an internal hemorrhage of data and electricity that felt as if his very blood had been replaced with molten lead. He collapsed, his fingers clawing at the concrete as his vision turned into a strobe light of blinding red warnings.[ SYSTEM ALERT: PROTOCOL BREACH DETECTED. ][ PUNISHMENT QUEST ACTIVATED: ERASURE SEQUENCE INITIATED. ][ OBJECTIVE: SURVIVE THE SYSTEM PURGE. ]"Reza!" Maya’s voice was sharp, cutting through the haze of his failing senses. She was already on her knees, her hands frantic as she tore at his shirt, her eyes darting across the flickering HUD that only he could see.His lungs betrayed him. Each breath was a struggle against fluid filling his chest, a byproduct of his b
Last Updated: 2026-10-29
Chapter: Chapter 6: Broken Allegiance
The air in the subway tunnel was thick, tasting of rust, stagnant water, and the copper tang of their shared exhaustion. Reza slumped against the grime-crusted tile of the platform wall, his chest rising and falling in shallow, jagged bursts. Beside him, Maya was a statue of disciplined stillness, her chest heaving just enough to betray the immense physical toll of their escape.Above them, the surface world groaned—the high-pitched, metallic keening of the scout creature as it paced the perimeter of the subway entrance, waiting for a way in.[ SYSTEM ALERT: BIOLOGICAL INTEGRATION AT 34% ][ VITAL SIGNS STABILIZING. ]Reza closed his eyes, letting his head thump back against the cold wall. The HUD in his mind flickered, displaying a map of the subway lines that stretched out like the veins of a dying god. He was too tired to process the data, too drained to care about the next step. For the first time since the prison cell, the constant hum of the System felt distant, pushed to the pe
Last Updated: 2026-10-29
Chapter: Chapter 5: The City of Glass
The server room floor was cold, a stark contrast to the lingering heat radiating from Maya’s skin. Reza pushed himself up, his muscles singing with the new efficiency the System had granted him. He felt dangerous—a coiled spring of synthetic adrenaline and refined focus. Maya didn’t linger on the sentiment of their connection; she was already cinching the straps of her tactical rig, her eyes shifting from the soft, searching gaze of a lover back to the cold, analytical stare of a survivor."Check your gear," Maya said, her voice clipped. She handed him a jagged piece of hardened composite—a shard of armor plating she’d salvaged from the server racks. "It isn't a blade, but it’ll punch through a carapace if you put your weight behind it."Reza gripped the shard, feeling the weight balance perfectly in his palm. "Where to?""The transit hub," she replied, heading for the heavy lobby doors. "If the city is as infected as the prison, the underground lines are our best bet for moving fast
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