All Chapters of The Ultimate Epic Fail Influencer: Chapter 21
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Chapter 20
The chat had pivoted in under a minute. Where the room had been laughing with him five minutes ago, it now suspected him of running an elaborate Tomb Tunnel operation under the cover of content. Sam let out a long, weary breath through his teeth."If it weren't for the system reward," he muttered under his breath, "who in their right mind would haul a kit like this out to a graveyard at midnight."Right now, though, he had nothing to argue with. Every staged effect, every layered atmosphere, every thoughtfully placed prop, all of it had quietly inverted into evidence against him. The fishing line. The fog machine. The paper talismans scrubbed wet on the tree. Each detail he'd been so proud of an hour earlier was now cited in court, in the chat, as premeditation.Even Alex, who knew exactly what every piece of gear in those bags had been bought for, had gone quiet beside him.Sam's breath thickened. He wasn't thinking about heat or trending boards anymore. He was
Chapter 21
The two of them traded barbs at full sprint, a back and forth that should not have been physically possible while running for their lives in a downpour. The chat had completely lost its mind.【The verbal jiu-jitsu has me in tears, my face hurts.】【Is this still an outdoor exploration stream or did it turn into stand up.】【Two professional contrarians, my soul has left my body.】【The scene is genuinely tense and somehow it is the funniest thing I've ever watched.】【King of stunts, king of crashes, king of comebacks.】【The caretaker is a contender too, that man can argue.】【If nobody steps in, these two will keep this up till sunrise.】【How does this stream keep finding new gears.】【Born streamer, the man was simply meant for this.】The whiplash from horror, to suspicion, to slapstick had turned the room into a single rolling laugh. The platform's recommendation engine kept feeding viewers in. The room counter punched past nine thousan
Chapter 22
"There it is. The prompt finally popped up."Sam Sparks stared at the floating system notification hovering in the corner of his vision and let out a slow breath. So all he had to do was keep pushing forward. Simple in theory, brutal in execution. The road to that lottery draw had been anything but smooth, and yet, knowing a reward waited at the end, he found a strange kind of peace settling over him. Hard work paid off eventually. That was what he kept telling himself, anyway.Then, just as that small sense of relief began to bloom, a glaring red banner slashed across the top of his livestream window.[Warning: this stream's content is suspected of crossing platform red lines.][The incident has been reported to platform regulators in the backend.]His stomach dropped. That was it. Game over. Were they really about to nuke his channel? If the stream got shut down, the whole quest tied to tonight's broadcast would collapse with it, and every miserable hour s
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"It's a long story." The old man let out a heavy sigh, his eyes fixed on the rain soaked dirt at his feet. "I've watched over this Memorial Grounds my whole life. No kids. No family to speak of. Just the missus, all the way through."His voice softened, the way old voices do when they slip into a memory worn smooth by time."When we were young, we lived right here at the edge of this place. Grew our vegetables, picked through scraps, kept watch over the Memorial Grounds. Folks in town thought I was strange, said I was off in the head. She never said a word against me. Not once. Then one winter she passed, and I buried her here, in the only stretch of earth that ever felt like ours. This place, these stones, all of it. It was our home."His throat caught. He cleared it roughly, blinking hard against something that was not just rainwater."They kept telling me the Memorial Grounds was finished. Abandoned. Useless. Said an old man had no business standing guard over
Chapter 24
The chat went dead silent for a beat, then exploded all over again. Forget the viewers. Sam himself was caught off guard."Wait, am I really that good?" he muttered, then the cocky lopsided grin crept back onto his face. "Actually, scratch that. Of course I am. I'm the luckiest streamer on the entire internet. This kind of thing's basically par for the course."The traffic was about to go absolutely vertical. He could feel it in his bones. Streamers who hauled gear into a Memorial Grounds at midnight were already a rare breed, and the ones who happened to crack open an active investigation while doing it? That was a category of one.He was right too. In dim apartments and twenty four hour offices all over the city, content account editors and indie creators were tearing apart their drafts and rewriting headlines from scratch. Traffic was currency, the hour was late, the competition was thin, and an opportunity like this only came around once in a long while. You did n
Chapter 25
The whole hillside went still. Nothing moved except the steady rasp of rain on the tarp and Ella's breathing, which was getting heavier by the second."Pfft. I'm done. I'm actually done.""Is this the try not to laugh challenge? Because I lost.""Bro really pulled a fortune teller routine in the middle of a crime scene.""I knew he'd say something stupid. I did not know it would be that stupid.""This man's comedic timing is a weapon.""If I were Ella, I'd already be in handcuffs for assaulting a streamer.""She got hyped up for a real answer and got that. Streamer is something else."The chat was a wall of laughing emoji. The viewers were losing it. Ella stood frozen, the color climbing her cheeks visibly, all the way to her ears. Saying that was worse than saying nothing at all."Hey, hold on. If you don't believe me, give me your hand. I'll read your palm. Quick consultation, on the house."He said it slowly, like he was offering
Chapter 26
"I've been drinking. I can't drive," Conrad Lockwood said to the attendant standing near the hotel entrance. "Get me a designated driver."He hadn't felt it inside the restaurant, not with the warmth of the private room and the easy flow of conversation. But the moment he stepped through the revolving doors into the cool night air, the alcohol hit him like a wall. His head swam, and even his steps wobbled slightly on the polished marble."Right away, sir."The attendant turned to leave, but Conrad called after him. "One more thing. My two bodyguards are still upstairs in the private room, both passed out. Get them a hotel room and put it on my tab."At least he had enough decency not to leave them slumped over the table until morning.The designated driver arrived within minutes. When the man saw the car he'd be driving, a Bentley gleaming under the hotel's accent lighting, he froze for a solid three seconds before collecting himself. Eventually it was the d
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Aaron didn't spare a single thought for whatever the two of them might say about him after he left. Their opinions, their whispered judgments, none of it mattered anymore. There was a time when such things might have pricked at him, but that time had long since passed.He flagged down a car on the roadside and rode back to the villa in silence.Reaper was already waiting outside the front gate when Aaron arrived. The moment he spotted his master stepping out of the vehicle, Reaper straightened and moved forward with long, purposeful strides."Mr. Holmes."His voice was low and deferential, his posture rigid with discipline.Aaron glanced at him without breaking stride, offering no greeting. He walked through the front door, crossed the marble foyer, and dropped onto the leather sofa with the weight of a man who hadn't slept in days. Reaper followed three paces behind, silent as a shadow.Once Aaron settled, Reaper bent at the waist and poured a glass of
Chapter 28
Conrad Lockwood's new villa sat at the end of a private drive, all clean lines and cold marble. Beyond the man himself, only a handful of bodyguards occupied the sprawling estate. Normally, they never disturbed him unless something demanded his attention. Conrad glanced at the door when the knock came, then gestured for George to answer it. George had barely closed his fingers around the handle when the world exploded inward. The door blasted off its hinges with a deafening crack, catching George full in the chest and launching him backward like a ragdoll. He hit the floor hard, skidded several feet across the polished tile, and didn't move again. Conrad froze. Beside him, David went rigid, his expression locked somewhere between disbelief and animal alertness. This wasn't possible. Conrad knew exactly what George was capable of. In the underground fighting rings overseas, he'd watched the man dismantle over a dozen hardened fighters single-handedly. Even when th
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"Quite a coincidence, really. I just stepped out for a walk and ran right into you."If not for the genuine surprise on Serena's face, Aaron might have suspected she'd staged the encounter. But the way she'd stumbled into him, literally colliding with his chest before scrambling back with wide eyes, left no room for that theory."Same here," she murmured, keeping her gaze low.The words hung in the air between them, and silence rushed in to fill the space. Neither moved. The warmth of that accidental contact still lingered, and given how tangled their relationship had become, neither could pretend it hadn't happened. Serena tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, searching for something safe to say, when a voice cut through the quiet."Serena!"They both turned. A fashionably dressed woman was striding toward them, heels clicking against the pavement with purpose. Behind her trailed a middle-aged man in a crisply tailored suit. The two made an odd pair, yet