All Chapters of The Ultimate Epic Fail Influencer: Chapter 31
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The doorman bowed low and pulled open the car door with practiced deference, his posture radiating the kind of respect reserved for guests who arrived in vehicles worth more than most people's homes.Aaron stepped out in nothing more than a casual shirt and jeans. He looked good, sure, but nothing about his appearance screamed wealth. Still, the doorman didn't so much as blink. In a place like this, the truly rich often dressed like they had nothing to prove.Aaron didn't give it much thought. He told Coldwraith to head back, then walked through the grand entrance of the building and settled into the lobby lounge to wait. The brief moment of the Rolls-Royce pulling up and Aaron stepping out barely registered with the crowd. This part of Seaport City was thick with money, and luxury cars lined the curb like taxis at a train station. One more hardly mattered.But in a shadowed corner across the street, someone with a camera had noticed. The lens swung toward the Rolls-R
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The notification hit him like a slap.Sam stared at his phone, fingers frozen mid-air, the screen still glowing with that single line of system text: You have been removed from the group "One Big Loving Family."Several seconds crawled by before his brain caught up with his eyes. He'd braced himself for the insults, sure. The mocking, the passive-aggressive jabs from relatives who treated him like a punching bag at every family gathering. He'd expected all of that.What he hadn't expected was his own father pulling the trigger.And the timing. That was the part that stung. The exact moment Sam had been about to push back, to finally say something, his father had silenced him with one tap. Removed. Done."Unbelievable." A dry laugh escaped his throat, bitter and hollow. "Watches everyone tear his own son apart without lifting a finger. But the second that son tries to stand up for himself? Muzzled."He shook his head, the laugh dying into silence.T
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Sam believed it. He genuinely believed that the world had gotten this bad.After all, some people would do anything for money. Anything. Morals, decency, basic human shame, all tossed out the window the moment cash was on the line. Those tomb raiders from the night before were living proof. A whole crew of grown adults crawling through dirt and bones for a payday, not a shred of conscience between them."Of course people do insane things for money," Sam said, leaning against the wall of the Police Station lobby. "There are literally tutorials online now. How to stage an accident, how to fake a fall, how to shake someone down for a settlement. It's a whole curriculum."He shook his head, half-amused, half-disgusted."If there's a camera nearby, you're fine. But if there's no footage?" He spread his hands. "You could be the most innocent person on earth and still get buried."Ella Rogers nodded, arms crossed over her uniform. There was resignation in her expre
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The new wave of comments rolled in fast, and this time, the tone had shifted."I still think Sam should back off from this one.""Are you seriously gambling with other people's lives here?""Lifeguards exist for a reason. They save people in critical moments.""I've been swimming seven or eight years and I still wouldn't have the nerve to just walk in and play lifeguard.""You're talking a big game here, Sam. Too big.""Being a lifeguard isn't something just anyone can do.""Exactly. Please tell me this isn't another stunt for engagement."The audience's concerns weren't unreasonable. Ever since Sam had started streaming, he had never once mentioned knowing how to swim, let alone possessing any real skill in the water. So the skepticism came naturally, building like a current beneath the surface of the chat.Sam scratched the back of his head, reading the flood of doubt. He could feel the conversation tilting sideways, away from where he
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The chat erupted the instant Sam fished the first dripping notebook out of the backpack."It's homework! He risked his life for their homework!""These kids are on another level of evil.""When I was in school, I never would've thought of something this diabolical.""Look at Sam's face. He's buffering. Completely frozen.""If that were me, my blood pressure would've spiked through the roof.""A salute to our streamer, who dove in to rescue... arithmetic worksheets."Comments kept flooding the screen faster than Sam could process what had just happened. Within those few chaotic minutes, viewership in Sam's Channel surged past fifty thousand and kept climbing, new viewers pouring in like they could smell the secondhand embarrassment from across the internet.Sam stood at the edge of the lake, water still dripping from his clothes into a growing puddle around his sneakers. His jaw was tight enough to crack a walnut. He had hurled himself into tha
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The words barely left Sam's mouth before every single one of those brats went completely still.The chat erupted.[LMFAO Sam played them so hard!][Only Sam could pull this off!][Wait, that whole thing was bait, right?][He asked if they loved studying, and when they said yes, he bought MORE!][Ten workbooks each! No more homework shortage for you kids!][Look at their FACES hahahaha][These kids are gonna remember this forever.][They definitely hate him now!]The viewers were losing it. The bullet comments were nothing but rows of "hahahaha" scrolling across the screen in an endless flood.The kids stood frozen, cheeks puffing, lips pressed tight, faces turning deeper shades of red. Then one cracked. A hiccup, a trembling lip, and suddenly all of them were bawling at the top of their lungs."Hey, hey, no need to get so emotional," Sam said, his expression the picture of warm sincerity. "Since you guys love studying this
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The applicants burst into laughter, their voices bouncing off the tiled walls of the Ravenport Aquatic Center lobby.Behind the front desk, Ms. Larson looked up from her stack of resumes. Her gaze landed on Sam, and her brow furrowed. Wet hair plastered to his forehead, clothes dripping onto the polished floor, shoes leaving damp prints with every step."What exactly are you here for?" She let the question hang, then added, "Don't tell me you're interviewing for the lifeguard position."Her tone was razor-sharp, stripped of professional courtesy."That's right," Sam said evenly."You're serious." She let her eyes travel from his soaked sneakers to his dripping collar. "Look at yourself. Clothes soaking wet, no change of outfit. You think this is acceptable? I don't think you're taking this job seriously at all."There was a gleam in her eyes, the satisfaction of someone exercising power over a person who couldn't fight back. In her mind, the candidate D
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"Director Hewitt, you're here!""We've been waiting for you!"Ms. Larson pivoted on her heel, her expression melting into an obsequious smile as she hurried toward the entrance. The shift was instant, theatrical, the kind of warmth that switched on like a fluorescent bulb the moment someone important walked through the door.The chat exploded.Comments cascaded so fast they blurred into a solid wall of text. Viewers who had been watching Sam's stream tripped over each other to react."Bruh, isn't that the guy from the lake?""Director? He's the DIRECTOR?""You couldn't write this in a novel, fellas!""Here comes the good part.""This identity reveal has me completely floored."And it wasn't just the audience. Sam and Alex Cheek stood frozen in the lobby, staring at each other with identical expressions of disbelief. Alex's mouth opened, closed, then opened again."Sam... isn't that the same old man from earlier? The one by the l
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The boy's face was almost entirely submerged. Wet hair plastered across his forehead and cheeks in thick, dark strands, sealing his eyes shut. His small hands flailed without rhythm or purpose, fingers clawing at nothing. His feet found no purchase, no bottom, no wall to push against. And the worst part, the detail that made Sam's stomach drop like a stone, was the silence. The boy's mouth opened and closed beneath the surface, but no sound came out. Not a scream, not a gurgle. He was past the point of calling for help.He was drowning.Sam's expression hardened in an instant. Every muscle in his body coiled, and then he launched himself upward from the edge of the 3-meter board like a compressed spring finally released. His feet left the platform, his body straightened mid-air, arms locked overhead, and he knifed downward in a clean, textbook dive.The splash detonated across the pool's surface, sending a wall of white water cascading outward in every direction.
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"Falsely accused? Please." The woman's lip curled into something ugly. "There's no false about it."She jabbed a finger toward Sam, her voice pitched loud enough to carry across the entire pool deck. "Whether you did it or not, you know the truth better than anyone."Sam stared at her, incredulous. "What exactly do I know? I pulled your son out of the water, and somehow that's a problem?"He didn't soften his tone. Didn't smile. Gave her nothing.That only made her louder."You're still pretending!" She shrieked it, the sound ricocheting off the tiled walls of the Ravenport Aquatic Center like a siren. "My son can't swim! You shoved him in on purpose, then jumped in to play hero so your boss would pat you on the head!"While she screamed, her hands worked the boy's shoulders in exaggerated, theatrical circles, as if she were comforting a war survivor. Her own face twisted into an expression of terror so overblown it belonged on a daytime soap opera.
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