All Chapters of The Ultimate Epic Fail Influencer: Chapter 41
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Chapter 40
Sam and Alex both froze, eyes going wide at the same instant.Neither of them had seen this coming."What did you just say?" Sam's voice came out low, barely above a whisper, threaded with disbelief so raw it could have cut glass. His hands hung limp at his sides, still dripping pool water onto the tile beneath his feet.The boy who had spoken those words curled inward on himself. His chin pressed to his chest, shoulders hunched so tight they nearly touched his ears. He wouldn't look up. His small fingers twisted the hem of his swim shirt into a wrinkled knot, over and over, a nervous tic that told its own story. The guilt radiated off him in waves.But the woman standing behind him didn't seem to notice.Her expression shifted the moment the words left her son's mouth. The aggressive mask she'd been wearing melted into something worse: pure, undisguised triumph. Her posture opened up, shoulders rolling back, chin lifting as though she had just been handed a
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The woman's voice cut through the poolside air like a blade, each accusation sharper than the last. She kept one arm wrapped protectively around the boy behind her, shielding him as though he'd narrowly survived some life-threatening ordeal rather than a minor splash in the shallow end. The sheer thickness of her skin was almost admirable in its own twisted way."So here's what I'm demanding," she said, lifting her chin. "You take my son for a full medical workup. Every test. Every scan. You don't skip a single one."She held up a second finger. "Next. I just enrolled him in the elite SAT prep program. Six thousand a month. And now, thanks to your people traumatizing him, how is he supposed to focus in class? You're paying for that. Six thousand a month, three-month term, not a penny less."The crowd around them shifted uncomfortably. A few parents exchanged glances."And obviously," she continued, barely pausing for breath, "I need to take time off work to look
Chapter 42
Across town, inside the bullpen at Ravenport PD, Ella Rogers sat hunched over a stack of case files, each one stamped with the same depressing label: shakedown. Her desk was buried under witness statements, none of them conclusive, none of them enough to pin down the ring that had been bleeding the city dry for weeks.A colleague rushed over, slightly out of breath. "We just got another call. Looks like another shakedown."Ella didn't look up. "Where?""Ravenport Aquatic Center. Some lifeguard who just got hired today. The scene's apparently a mess."Her pen stopped moving. She exhaled slowly through her nose, letting the frustration settle before it boiled over. "Is there anyone in this city who can deal with these people? We can't get solid evidence on a single one of these cases. Every time, it's he-said-she-said, and we end up playing mediator instead of catching actual criminals."It was the truth. Over the past few days alone, the department had fielde
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The woman's lips twitched at the corners, a spasm she couldn't quite suppress. But she held her ground, forcing composure back into her expression like someone pulling a mask over cracked porcelain."He wanted to come swimming," she said, her voice pitched just a touch too high. "It's hot out. Kids love the water. That's perfectly normal."A fair enough answer on its surface. But Sam let the silence hang, and then a thin smile crept across his face."Second question," he said, his tone unhurried. "Since he can't swim, why didn't you bring him a swim ring? A kickboard? A life vest? Anything?"He took a half-step closer. His voice never rose, but every word landed like a stone dropped into still water.The woman's throat bobbed. "We forgot. It just slipped our minds."Her pitch wavered. The color was draining from her cheeks in real time.Sam let out a short, humorless laugh. "Forgot. What a convenient excuse." He tilted his head, studying her like a
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Shame settled over the crowd like a physical weight.The middle-aged man who had planted himself at the front just minutes ago, jabbing his finger toward Sam and demanding answers, now stood frozen. His face had gone a deep, mottled red, and his lips quivered without producing a single coherent word. The young parents clutching their children stared at the screen with hollow expressions, their earlier outrage drained completely. And the ones who had been most aggressive, the ones who had squared up to Sam with clenched fists and venom in their voices, now wore identical masks of embarrassment, guilt, and self-loathing etched into every line of their faces."That jump saved a life," someone whispered."He could have walked away. He had every right to ignore it.""But he didn't hesitate. Not even for a second.""And we almost drove him out like a criminal. We almost chased off the one person who did the right thing."Sam stood perfectly still through all
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Ella Rogers drew a slow breath, letting the weight of what she was about to say settle over the crowd before she continued."Furthermore, our investigation has confirmed that this woman used the child as a prop in multiple shakedown scams over the past month." She paused, scanning the faces around her. "And one month ago, she took out a massive accidental-death policy on the boy."The silence thickened."The policyholder is listed as his aunt." Ella's voice cut clean through the humid air of the Ravenport Aquatic Center. "The sole beneficiary is herself."For a single heartbeat, no one moved. Then the livestream chat detonated.bruh... AUNT?!She's not even his real mom??This isn't a shakedown. This is attempted murder.This woman is a literal monster.Thank God Sam caught it early. If he hadn't... I can't even think about it.She's not a shrew. She's absolute scum.Lock her up and throw away the key!!The explosion of out
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The moment those words left Officer Ella Rogers's lips, the crowd erupted all over again."She has an accomplice?""Hold on, this wasn't a solo job?"Voices crashed into each other, disbelief stacking on disbelief. The livestream chat scrolled so fast it was practically a blur.Sam's Channel exploded:bruh, she had a partner this whole time?!this isn't some random crime of opportunitythey PLANNED this, holy crapso it was organized from the start... that's way worseSam didn't just save a kid, he busted an entire ringElla narrowed her eyes, scanning the crowd with a sharpened focus. This case had layers she hadn't anticipated. What looked like a straightforward shakedown was starting to feel a lot more deliberate, a lot more calculated."If you cooperate fully," she said, turning back to the woman in handcuffs, "we'll take that into consideration during sentencing. Now tell me. Who's your accomplice?"Every single bystan
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The crowd erupted into murmurs the moment the truth settled in."That poor kid. He's got nobody left.""No parents, and his aunt treated him like that?""He's so young. What's going to happen to him now?"The onlookers exchanged glances heavy with pity, shaking their heads at the unfairness of it all. A woman near the front clutched her purse strap and looked away, blinking hard. An older man beside her muttered something under his breath about the state of the world."Don't worry." Officer Ella Rogers stepped forward, her voice cutting clean through the noise. Every pair of eyes turned toward her. She stood tall, shoulders squared, chin lifted just enough to project the kind of confidence that made people believe her before she even finished speaking. "The boy's situation will be handled entirely by the police going forward. Every detail, every cent of donated funds, will be subject to full public oversight."The chat detonated.No wonder people t
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Sam tapped confirm without a second thought.Something shifted inside him. It wasn't dramatic like the swimming ability had been, no surge of energy flooding every muscle, no sensation of drowning on dry land. This was subtler, a quiet rewiring behind his eyes, as if a switch had been flipped that he couldn't name.The system notification chimed in his mind.[Ding! Acquired God-Tier Absolutely Iconic Reflexes!][Grants reaction speed exceeding the speed of light in critical moments! Can only manifest during genuine danger!]Sam stared at the words floating in his vision. Absolutely iconic reflexes. Who came up with these names? He pressed a palm to his forehead, caught between exasperation and amusement.But his eyes drifted back to the description, and the complaint died in his throat."Reaction speed exceeding the speed of light," he murmured. "In critical moments only, but still... borderline invincible."A grin tugged at his mouth. Even wi
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The old man's son sprinted over, his face drained of color. "Dad! Are you okay? Are you hurt?"The elderly man coughed, still pale, still shaking. He braced himself against the railing and let out a long, unsteady breath. "I'm fine. If it weren't for this young man, though, I might not be standing here at all."The son turned to Sam, seizing his hand with both of his own. His grip was almost painfully tight. "What's your name? Please, I have to know."Sam barely heard him. His arm felt like it had been ripped from the socket. The dull ache from hauling the drowning boy out of the pool earlier had sharpened into something vicious the moment he'd grabbed the old man mid-fall. Every tendon from shoulder to wrist screamed.The son must have noticed his wince, because he dropped Sam's hand immediately. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Doctor! Where's the doctor?" He whipped around, scanning the corridor. "Someone check him. Whatever it costs, I'm covering it. All of it."S