All Chapters of The Ultimate Epic Fail Influencer: Chapter 51
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Chapter 50
Sam found the whole thing laughable.Here we go again. His father, Marshall Sparks, doing what he did best: putting on airs and lording it over his own son like some emperor holding court. The living room was packed with relatives, all perched on chairs and sofa arms like spectators at a trial they'd already decided.But Sam wasn't the same person anymore. He wasn't the boy who swallowed every insult and bowed his head.He strolled past without so much as a nod, dropped onto the far end of the couch, and stretched one arm along the backrest. Relaxed. Unbothered."I already said no," he said, voice flat and final. "You all heard me. So what is this? You're taking turns lecturing me into submission?"A cold smile tugged at his mouth. He remembered every word from the family group chat, every snide remark, every backhanded jab. These people had torn him apart without a second thought. And now they sat here with blank, innocent faces, as if collective amnesia ha
Chapter 51
Sam's brain short-circuited the moment the words left the officer's mouth.Donate. The reward money. To charity.He wanted to scream. He wanted to grab somebody by the collar and explain, with great patience and zero composure, that he was broke. That his bank account looked like a sad, deflated balloon. That he needed every single cent of that money more than any foundation on the planet.But the words died somewhere between his throat and his tongue.Because right now, at this exact moment, Sam Sparks was a household name. A symbol of civic courage. The face plastered across every news aggregator and social feed in the country. The kind of guy whose image got printed next to words like "valor" and "selflessness."So he swallowed it. Buried the complaints deep in his gut, smiled for the camera in his mind, and said nothing.His chat, predictably, was losing its collective mind.CookieMuncher: Sam is ASCENDINGTangerineDream: This is literally
Chapter 52
Joel offered a polite smile, the kind that never reached his eyes, then gathered up the relatives and ushered them out.Sam didn't waste a second. He pulled out his phone and dialed Alex Cheek.They killed a couple hours wandering town, grabbing food, burning time. By seven o'clock, the sky bleeding into dusk, they were on Sam's e-scooter heading toward the destination. Joel had sent over a list of things to note. Tonight's shift was the graveyard slot."Sam, you sure about this?" Alex asked from the front, glancing back with worry across his face. He'd heard the whole plan, and something didn't sit right."Relax. Stick with me, nothing's gonna happen." Sam waved him off. "Let me get the stream going first."Why would he worry? He had his God-Tier Reflexes now. Even if danger came knocking, he could handle it.The moment his stream went live, viewer notifications cascaded in.DeadInside has entered the stream.flyboy_jr has entered the stream.
Chapter 53
Joel's face twisted with barely concealed contempt, his smirk settling into something practiced and deliberate."I've got the night shift tonight, plus a meeting after that." He waved a hand dismissively, already half-turned away. "I'm not wasting time on this. Figure it out yourself."His eyes were flat. Cold. Not a trace of the helpful cousin who'd been blowing up the family group chat all week.Then he paused, glancing back over his shoulder."Oh, and one more thing. Try your best in there, yeah? It'd be pretty embarrassing if you couldn't even pass the interview." His voice dripped with mock encouragement. "You're always going on about how I stole your position. But if you can't even land a security gig, what does that say about you?"He let the question hang for a beat, savoring it."Don't embarrass your father. Don't embarrass me."The smile on his face sharpened, like he was already picturing the aftermath. Then he turned and walked away wit
Chapter 54
The moment those words left Joel's lips, the atmosphere inside the guard booth froze solid. Every sound died. The security guard who'd been flipping through a clipboard stopped mid-page. The fluorescent light overhead hummed, and that was all."Wait, what?" someone muttered. "He's the one who called Sam here in the first place.""And now he's trying to get him disqualified? How do you flip that fast?"Alex Cheek stood rooted to the spot, his expression caught somewhere between disbelief and disgust. He hadn't expected much from Joel Sparks to begin with, not after everything he'd seen, but this was a new low. Inviting your own cousin to an interview just to publicly humiliate him on camera? That wasn't petty. That was surgical.Sam didn't speak. His brow twitched upward, just barely, but the warmth drained from his eyes like someone had flipped a switch behind them. Cold recognition settled in. Of course. He should have known the moment Joel's tone shifted back i
Chapter 55
The comment section was on the verge of exploding.Nobody could have predicted this. Not a single viewer tuning into Sam's Channel that evening had expected to witness family drama this raw, this absurd, spilling out in real time like a daytime soap opera that forgot it was supposed to be fiction. It was surreal. And it wasn't just the audience reeling. Even the seasoned indie creators who'd covered every bizarre headline under the sun found themselves at a loss for words. They had to admit it: Sam Sparks was the real deal.His own family had kicked him to the curb. Tossed him aside without a second thought. And yet here he was, chin up, back straight, walking his own path like nothing in the world could keep him down. That was what a man looked like. That was what real backbone looked like. Any normal person would've crumbled under that kind of betrayal, retreated into themselves and never come back out. But Sam was still out here, still grinding, still facing the world h
Chapter 56
Sam glanced at his phone. Still a good thirty minutes before his patrol shift was supposed to start.He looked up at the cluster of older guards lounging around the booth and figured he'd at least ask. "Anyone want to come along?"The moment the words left his mouth, the atmosphere shifted. The guards exchanged glances like he'd just suggested a midnight swim in shark-infested waters."The South Warehouse?" One of them clutched his stomach with theatrical urgency. "Oh man, my gut just started acting up something fierce. You go ahead without me, kid."Another leaned back in his chair and rubbed his lower back with a wince that was almost convincing. "Just had back surgery last month. Can't walk more than ten steps without wanting to cry."A third guard didn't even bother with a proper excuse. He just grinned, already pulling out his phone. "Exercise is good for young guys like you. Keeps the blood flowing." He was loading up Fight the Landlord before he'd fin
Chapter 57
Sam's voice carried absolute certainty.Every word landed with the weight of a man who had already made up his mind, and there was no room left for debate. Alex stared at him for a long moment, searching his face for any trace of hesitation. He found none."You're serious about this?"Sam gave a firm nod, the kind that came from somewhere deeper than bravado. He understood what this was. It wasn't just another Faceplant Challenge the Damn System had thrown at him. It was a line in the sand, a moment where he refused to let the universe push him around any longer. The path ahead was dark and uncertain, possibly dangerous in ways he couldn't predict, but not a single cell in his body wanted to back down.Besides, he had God-Tier Reflexes now. What was there to be afraid of?"I signed up for this security gig," Sam said, his jaw set. "I'm not running from it."He turned to Alex, and his expression softened just slightly. "You've got Cindy to look after. Si
Chapter 58
The moment Sam finished speaking, a wave of thumbs-up emojis flooded the chat. Every single viewer seemed to straighten in their seats, respect radiating through the screen.Time crawled forward, and the night thickened around them like ink bleeding into water. Nobody was on duty at the South Warehouse District at this hour, which meant the entire stretch sat in total darkness. On any other evening, the moon might have offered just enough light to trace a path through the maze of stacked steel and shipping containers. But tonight the clouds hung low and heavy, smothering every last sliver of silver. The air carried the metallic tang of coming rain.Sam said nothing more. He gripped the rubber baton they'd been issued and clicked on the ancient flashlight. Its beam cut a thin, sickly cone through the black, barely reaching a few meters ahead of him. The thing hummed with a faint electrical whine, its glow flickering like a candle in a draft.Nine thirty. The world beyo
Chapter 59
Sam's eyes narrowed the instant the System Panel flickered. The targets had locked in faster than he expected, two figures hunched in the dark between stacked shipping containers, one working a crowbar against a padlock while the other kept watch from the shadows.So that's where you are."Calling the cops is a given," he murmured, his voice low and deceptively calm. "But there's no way I'm letting these two slip out before they get here."His tone was flat, almost bored, but his gaze had already fixed on the pair like a hawk tracking movement through tall grass.The chat exploded immediately.Wait, is Sam actually going in?!Hold on, there's two of them and one of him!Doesn't matter how good you swim, that won't help against a crowbar to the skull!What if they pull out a knife or something worse...I'm pissed too, but Sam, please think this through first!The viewers were furious about what they'd witnessed, the broken leg, the cr